Write a java class, one post at a time?
Ill start:
public class 4chanClass
{
private boolean faggotry = True;
public int postsUntilClassIsFinished = 20;
public decreasePostsRequired(boolean APostHasOccurred)
{
if (APostHasOccurred)
PostsUntilClassIsFinished --;
}
}
you just completed the class, asshole
fuck, i feel trolled
abstract class user {
static final boolean IS_FAGGOT = true;
private boolean isFaggot;
void setFaggot(boolean fag) {
isFaggot = fag;
}
boolean isFaggot() {
return isFaggot;
}
// TODO: You implement this.
absract void killYourself();
}
user op = new user();
op.setFaggot(user.IS_FAGGOT);
while (op.isFaggot()) {
op.killYourself();
}
snap.
>instantiating an abstract user
No.
> abstract class user
> op = new user ()
> class name starting with a number
throw new SyntaxError(
}
public class OP {
OP() {
while(1) {
System.out.println("I AM A MASSIVE FAGGOT.");
}
}
}
so far none of these would be able to compile. learn syntax faggots
>the inconsistent camel-case
>the newline curly brace in java
yes, this is Sup Forums indeed.
If this thread used a meme language, it would have a ton more responses
reading java makes me want to throw up
the contents of the main function is already indented twice
You must be new.
You right, tho.
That was like one of the first things I learned in my first programming class.
import javafx.scene.paint.Color;
import javafx.scene.shape.Arc;
import javafx.scene.shape.ArcType;
import javafx.scene.shape.Circle;
import javafx.scene.shape.Rectangle;
import javafx.stage.Stage;
public class OP {
//The object of OP's desires.
public Circle leftNut = new Circle(25, 25, 25, Color.PINK);
public Circle rightNut = new Circle(50, 50, 25, Color.PINK);
public Rectangle shaft = new Rectangle(25, 25, 15, 50, Color.FLESH);
public Arc head = new Arc(40, 25, 25, 25, 45, 180);
head.setType(ArcType.ROUND);
}
i know only Python
from imageboards import yotsuba
from cocksuckers import OP
class Sup Forums(yotsuba):
def measure_faggotry(person):
dick_counter = 1
for dick in Dicks.objects.filter(sucker=person):
print('%d dick that %s has sucked was %d cm long' % (dick_counter, person.name, dick.size))
dick_counter += 1
if dick_counter < 1:
print('%s isn't a faggot' % person.name)
elif dick_counter < 3:
print('%s is a moderate faggot' % person.name)
elif dick_counter < 8:
print('%s is giant faggot' % person.name)
elif dick_counter < 15:
print('%s is a massive faggot' % person.name)
else:
print('%s is an indescribable faggot. Congratulations.' % person.name)
Sup Forums.measure_faggotry(OP)
what am i doing with my life
from imageboards import yotsuba
from cocksuckers import OP
class fourchan(yotsuba):
def measure_faggotry(person):
dick_counter = 1
for dick in Dicks.objects.filter(sucker=person):
print('%d dick that %s has sucked was %d cm long' % (dick_counter, person.name, dick.size))
dick_counter += 1
if dick_counter < 1:
print('%s isnt a faggot' % person.name)
elif dick_counter < 3:
print('%s is a moderate faggot' % person.name)
elif dick_counter < 8:
print('%s is giant faggot' % person.name)
elif dick_counter < 15:
print('%s is a massive faggot' % person.name)
else:
print('%s is an indescribable faggot. Congratulations.' % person.name)
fourchan.measure_faggotry(OP)
fixed
>using % for string formatting
Is there any reason why you still do this? The new way is pretty slick.
print(f'{person.name} is a massive faggot')
Less code and you can read it inline, obviously. Pretty nice.
if Sup Forums is full of deviant homosexual cross dressing faggots, where do all the heterosexual people go to?
didn't know about this, used it out of habit
1. No constructor
2. No return types
3. True instead of true
4. No actual use of your written functions
5. Java
Fucking kill yourself
>see one of those "let's write a java programm" threads
>immediately know the first reply will be something like "}"
>open thread
>see the first reply
>life is good
What python version does this work in?
when will you faggots learn a real programming language like html or apache
Your meme already died