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I dare you to find me a worse vaguely IT related job than running a computerstore that isn't even yours

Pro tip: you can't

AMA I guess, it's not like I've got things to do, if i have to sell one more copy of McAfee I'm just gonna fucking shoot myself right in the head

Apple Genius Bar. I'm so tired of chiseling the dried semen from between the keys on MacBooks

Why does your computerstore sell copies of McAfee? The business that my family does always tells customers it is shit.

>It wasn't me that spilt water on it, why won't it be covered by warranty?
>No it did work for a bit after that crack appeared out of nowhere. Can't you just replace the non-functioning screen anyways?

I regret getting this job. Should've gotten a truckers license or something.

I've found doing computer work that the vast majority of the job is easier than and simply involves removing malware from computers by running a simple virus scan. Mind you, I've never been involved with warranties because I've always been third party in some way but come on.

Fuck me that had to be horrible

Mind you, getting doritos and dried sweat out of a weaboos 400 dollar 4 y/o HP filled to the brim with deviantart OC isn't all that great either

And at least you can fix osX from time to time, you don't have to wipe the entire thing every time someone downloads hot_girls_xxx.jpg.avi.bat.mov.exe

Posting moar piles of shit

mfw I worked in the same store, also in Belgium, with ADJ as a shitty retailer.

Nederlander of Belg?

contr.
Lady's cat took a wizz on the keyboard. Nasty shit

België represent

Yeah, literally this a hundred times a day

They say that because it's right, fuck McAfee, but they allow for loads of profit for the reseller, so yeah there you have you're answer

Fuck me Cedric or Tim?

>you're answer

Brb commiting sudoku

Bumping with more shit

You'll never know
But I did rip off the boss for a while. He'll never know....

I more of the pissed on mobo

Did that exact same thing for a bit while I was in college. Luckily, my boss was chill as all fuck, so we'd regularly go out back with a baseball bat and play some homerun derby with old PSUs, optical drives, HDDs, etc.

The sales part is pretty bullshit, but wiping and installing windows while surfing the web wasn't so bad.

Maybe you should learn a better tech-related skill.

Ripping of is my business, and business is good

How even does a cat piss on a laptop
>inb4 with it's peehole

I am cisco certified, I just fell into a sales job before I really knew what was happening

The woman was rancid. Think old cat lady. She also had 8 cats or something crazy

waar zit je dan?

You could download all the images stored on the computers and sift through them for something interesting.

Same Problem here bro
I solved it by simply stop cumming on the customers MacBooks.

This is usually porn. Don't bother.
More interesting is running a botnet on all laptops you get in the shop and mine some coin. After a year of spreading you'll have some cash to buy a neat laptop or something

How much of your time does windows update take up?

Yeah, I was running a wsus server after 2 weeks in a support role. It just eats up time and money

COTÉ NINOOF AAH SCHAAN

Enfin, daar werkek toch, in regio ninoof woonekik ni ze

The people with interesting shit on their computer don't go to a shitty computerstore, they burry their hardrives innawood

It's not really the updates, it's more the shitty virusses that are smart enough to use one of McAfee's many back doors. I spend most of my time installing malwarebytes and scanning adware, cleaning up shit, and reinstalling windows because the customers use some shitty regcleaner that cripples their shitty start menu app thingy which in turn cripples your whole windows install.

Fuck I hate people

>Well Sup Forums,
>I dare you to find me a worse vaguely IT related job than running a computerstore that isn't even yours
>Pro tip: you can't


Oho how fucking wrong you are. I work a position titled "Web Support Analyst". It's a call center, and the entirety of my job entails troubleshooting proprietary web applications built for Internet Explorer for a multi billion dollar company. Unfortunately, the users of these applications are, without exception, retarded at using these tools.

>proprietary web applications built for Internet Explorer for a multi billion dollar company

O-ok user, that is pretty shit ;_;

Wait, how much do you make? Because a shit job with monster pay isn't that shit

Try working tier 1 phone IT for pretty much any company

I used to work as a contractor for a large company. Almost every call was routine:

>Retard babbles for 10 minutes trying to explain the problem
>after deciphering their bullshit, find out its a stupid simple thing
>try to walk them through doing it
>they are too retarded to follow simple instructions
>Instead walk them through how to install or open LogMeIn/whatever remote software the company used
>Fix it in literally seconds once getting through all these hurdles

Then, the phone would allow me 2 minutes to document the ticket, and I'd get another call of the same variety. I quit that job after a month... and after they paid for my "required" A+ cert.

>please fix my laptop I think the fan many many dust
>pop that bitch open
>semen and hairballs everywhere

Thanks for making me feel better OP. I started a level 2 service desk job a few weeks ago and I'm already struggling with it

Yeah I only started a month ago and I'm allready actively looking for a thief to come and shoot me in the leg just so I can stop working

I make 13.37 an hour and work full time, 40 hours a week. Me and my team members of about 7 other people answer all the calls for the entire usa and canada.

We are constantly being conscripted by other teams for help in whatever stupid campaign they're running, and deal with angry people whenever something goes down (literally every couple days).

It's nowhere near enough, in my opinion. But hey, what do I know, i'm just in the phone prompt options as "technical assistance".

XD he makes 13.37 dollars an hour like leet lololololol... im sorry