How would you design and create a tickle belt given a budget of whatever you have in your bank right now?

How would you design and create a tickle belt given a budget of whatever you have in your bank right now?

Could probably built it with parts laying around the house, wouldn't need to spend any money at all.

>"how would you" means "could you"

>given a budget
Budget isn't necessary if you already have parts

B-bump...

No, I don't have a bank account.

Throw some feathers or whatever on some motorized tracks around the belt. Have motors in the buckle pull the tracks back and forth rapidly. That should work, assuming that gets you ticklish and not just annoyed.

Just asking for a friend.
Haha!

>given no budget
>continues to answer "how" with "yes"
this board is great and full of intelligent fucking cocksuckers

How is it powered? Where is the on-off switch? Can its intensity be adjusted? Can it be controlled wirelessly? Is there an API for it?
You didn't try very hard at all.

Powered with probably AA or a 9V. Nothing rechargable; fast swapping might be needed. (Also an explosion on your waste would be very bad.)

It's controlled by Bluetooth. Get a smartphone or a laptop and start chucking packets at it to remotely torture/arouse your victims.

>an explosion on your waste would be very bad
Don't be fooled by this guy. Blowing up your turds is better than pooing in the loo

Okay, you're getting there, but what happens if the signal gets interrupted? Does it continue until the connection is reestablished (or battery dies), or is it fail-safe? Would there be very limited controls in the belt itself (i.e. start, stop, set speed) and the logic is entirely controlled by the app? Or would it have some preset function capabilities (i.e. 5 minutes at full blast, 30 minutes of light tickling, sine wave patterns, etc)? Would this be programmable? What kind of authentication is used?

The official belt in SpongeBob keeps going even if there is no signal. It's like you've never seen a single episode!

Yes, and see what happened. There was no way to shut it down without taking it off. What if you lost the key?

I use the spare key

>I already lost one key, but what are the odds of losing TWO keys?
>it's not like I established myself as someone who loses keys or anything

>what are the odds of losing TWO keys?
About 50/50. I either lose it or I don't

So 50% of the time (times two since we already lost a key = 100%) we have no key, and the control is out of range or broken. Should the belt keep going on its normal setting until it's batteries are kill or it recieves the signal to stop?

B-bump...

Keeps goin until it dies
Have you never watched spongebob?

Yes, I've seen it. Are we trying to emulate exactly the belt as seen in episode #17, or are we trying to come up with a better solution?

I don't know what are you trying to do
By definition a tickle from something firmly strapped to you would be difficult, tickling relies on the absence of stimulation as well as very small and concentrated stimulation, a belt with inside-tickling-mechanisms would be ineffective

This belt was never in spongebob on episode #17, it was Mermaid man and Barnacle boy episode #17.
#17 spongebob was the bus episode

It doesn't have to be firm, it just has to be just tight enough to be impossible to remove without opening it.
Did I say "as seen in episode #17 of spongebob" or "as seen in episode #17?"

Mermaid man and Barnacle boy episode #17 was never made for human eyes

Did I say I saw it?

As seen in episode #17 is a direct quote from the sponge bob episode. It's autismo meta humor.

"As seen in episode #17"
Only spongeman would be able to answer your technical questions
A non-spongebob device that tickles though? You can probably find the blueprints on pornhub
Better get researching

No, it's in the OP image. It unambiguously identifies the device he's talking about.
Clearly you know to which belt he's referring and the mechanics involved.
This thread is for developing a device similar to that one shown, but more practical and realistic.

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Yes? This is technology.

mfw 5 of those posts are mine. Can't wait to see this shit pop up in another thread in the future

Commit sudoku

who are you quoting?

>I don't use appchanx

dumb phoneposter

>I don't know what appchan x is

dumb phoneposter

It wouldn't work. You can't tickle yourself.

It's not you, it's the belt and whoever's using the remote control/app.