> Perfect programming languages don't ex...
Perfect programming languages don't ex
Austin Anderson
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Cameron White
I'd love to see elixir solve a problem that can't be solvable reasonably in every other modern language.
Luke Evans
Does it have a code of conduct or any sjw in the dev team?
If yes then it's garbage
Levi King
scalable web apps with excellent performance
no
Zachary Reyes
>scalable web apps with excellent performance
Nice. I'm convinced.
Josiah Garcia
I support this thread.
Elixir is very comfy.
Aiden Green
Elixir + Phoenix is the future of web
Disclaimer I have never used Elixir whatsoever
Justin Perry
>functionnal language
retard proof
>webdev
retard magnet
hoepfully the repulsive effect will be stronger than the magnet effect and we will see well-designed webapps for once
Joshua Rodriguez
Elixir+Rust+ES6/ES7 can solve 99% of all non-embedded needs.
The golden age of software development is near.
Thomas Perry
+Go
Wyatt Lee
(Un)fortunately elixir is retard friendly even though it is functional
Asher Thomas
>calling a dynamically typed language perfect
Liam Cooper
>scalable web apps with excellent performance
Go?
Aiden Gutierrez
nice "stack" (cringes), bro.
Lucas Ross
Languages are all good, it's crappy programming logic that kills.
Tyler Phillips
>Go
Literally a step back in terms of language design. The only thing it has going for it is ease of learning, ease of creating zero-dependency binaries on multiple platforms (this is the big reason I use go), and a great standard library.
None of these have anything to do with language design.
In terms of performance: It hardly beats out nodejs, which is really fucking sad.
Angel Perez
>In terms of performance: It hardly beats out nodejs, which is really fucking sad.
You have a source for that? Everything I've read says otherwise
Josiah Diaz
Wow you are a snowflake aren't u? . I went in the useful direction... gnu, Linux cli, vb, c, perl, php, pdo, python, net, *sql's, java, js, jquery, html5, css3, angular js, specializing in hippa compliance, securities and crm development.
Carson Wilson
I've never even heard of but I agree.
There's nothing like it
James Cruz
Kek. I was a compliance auditor once. It's nothing to brag about mate.
Isaiah Wood
Looks half decent, I love multi paradigm languages but it doesn't really bring anything new to the table. F#, scala and ocaml are my main languages until something truly ground breaking comes along.
Carter Reed
I really like Elixir and Phoenix but both Erlang and Elixir are ridiculously slow for anything CPU bound. Even slower than Ruby. If you're just building a dumb web service it's great though.
Bentley Price
>In terms of performance: It hardly beats out nodejs, which is really fucking sad.
are you actually retarded
Hudson Ramirez
>doesn't know how computers actually work: the post
Jack Peterson
>implying VB.net is good
Ryan Nelson
>doesn't know how computers actually work: the post
Jackson Morgan
butthurt node.js dev alert
Tyler Scott
The reason you *think* nodejs is slow is because you read CPU benchmarks, not IO benchmarks. Guess what's more important for a webserver?
Also almost all the benchmarks I've read comparing cpu are somewhat unfair: nodejs is single threaded by design, preferring multi-process over multi-threaded.
I haven't noticed a massive difference between the two performance wise if you have a nodejs cluster.
Ian Morales
But is it
W E B S C A L E
?
Adrian Thompson
> Erlang
Nope.
Joshua Diaz
> IT'S NOT PROGRESSIVE TECHNOLOGY. HELLO... IT'S 2016 YOUR FUCKING BIGOT
End yourself.
Justin Perry
>mfw nobody attacked you on the design part because it's true that go is a purposefully nerfed language to reign in Google employees
Chase Myers
>le flavor of the month language with garbage web framework for autismo numale coders offering no benefits over existing languages framework pairs
Brayden Lopez
>using that many buzzwords to convey that simple an idea
End yourself.
Carter Sanders
>no OOP
Why did I even bother looking it up?
Nathan Reyes
lambda calculus is the closest to a 'perfect' programming language we have
Ryder Turner
Is that the new C logo?
Alexander Moore
Yeah they do.
>implying assembly isn't a programming language
Hudson Reed
It's not a high level programming language, but it still qualifies since it does some facilities over the instruction set.
Juan Campbell
I just now heard about it and i can confirm it's the future of not only just programming languages but holds the key to unlocking all the secrets of the universe as well.
Ryder Hill
Literally EVERYTHING scales these days. You can even make Ruby scale if you throw enough resources at it.
Modern web is micro services and single page apps anyway.