Is your gf computer literate?

Is your gf computer literate?

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>gf

>Sup Forums
>gf

you could stop at five or six stores, or just one

I actually do have one...
Anyways, define "literate"

Gf is a programmer desu

>gf
Literally whom?

>clearly around 18/19
>has the face of a 30 year old smoker broad

Wearing knee socks does not make you your own girlfriend.

What about having a buttplug up my anus 24/7?

my gf uses a mac....

fuck

Yea she is; this is her, please no bully.

those are a man's legs, though.

mine is hates computer and and wont/cant understand shit.

>mine is hates computer and and wont/cant understand shit.
before you started dating her, did you have to ask for a permission from her parents? when you go out, do people think you're her guardian? I always wondered what the procedure was when dating someone with Down's syndrome was...

I don't have a girlfriend and if I did I would not care if she liked computers as much as me, so long as she respected the fact that I like them. I'd let her do makeup or paint her nails or whatever it is girls do while I compute. No biggie

Given the only girls I talk to take computer science courses, of I ever get one she will likely be.

but computer science has next to nothing to do with computer literacy

nah, just a mac fag.

All the ones at my place are hanging

last time i had a gf like 10 years ago i never installed her any antivirus and i took pleasure in reinstalling everything in her pc every 3 months and calling her stupid for breaking stuff

those was the time of Ares, Kazaa eMule and all those shit programs where i taught her to download music from, 1 in 3 things you got from there were viruses back then

good times

No, and she's much younger than me so it boggles my mind. She just users her iPhone and can't even Google answers to any of her problems.

Despite that:
>g
>gf

Nope. She can do some basic things like menage files, download a crack and install it or get a torret but some advenced stuff is beyond her pussy imagination.

Yeah, I'm better at troubleshooting and building computers, but she's a programmer

I mean... She is using Lubuntu thanks to Sup Forums advice after all.

My wife is very illiterate.

402 gf payment required

>i took pleasure in ... calling her stupid for breaking stuff
>last time i had a girlfriend was like 10 years ago

can't understand why you haven't had another, it's a mystery

Can my computer be my gf?

Vacuously truth i guess

Now I feel sad

410 gf Gone

My wife is my dick literate. I don't demand anything else.

I met her like 7 years ago and she was actually pretty nice

>gf
why would i associate with a -vastly- mentally inferior being?

1. I wish Tessa was my girlfriend ;D (because my previous lovers find my largely distant and Tessa travels a lot and might not notice)

2. My GF is computer illiterate by choice, she's smart enough to figure out most processes in daily and excels at video games that require learning and commands. She gets frustrated and quits in the middle of any basic trouble shooting (ex. disk being full) and would probably just give up if I weren't there to whine at.

3. Outside of this she actively ridicules my computer knowledge and doesn't trust me with shit. When I fix something complicated it usually leaves some remnant issues that she thinks i'm incompetent for. I've been refusing her tech support for a few months now.

pic related, it's how I usually solve shit and she gets buttmad

It's funny, women are
>dumber than men
>weaker than men
>not even funny

What are the odds you'll find one that meets your standards? So low, why bother?

Does it count if she's a lesbian?

My gf is generally uncurious, not only with computers. Once she learns something she gets pretty good at it (except taking it in the arse or swallowing), but she can't learn or Google without guidance. At first guiding her to the right questions to Google was endearing, like helping a child, but shit's getting old after a couple of years with little advance.

decided it wasnt worth my time

for the last decade I've just frequented escorts when my physiological needs demand it

> Grip strength

Yup, Java dev. No, she's not a pajeet.