Post desk trinkets. Something that says: "I'm in control of my life"

Post desk trinkets. Something that says: "I'm in control of my life"

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What's the point of shit like this? I don't understand.

I don't have anything on my desk. What am I, some kind of faggot?
Just computer things.

perhaps this is more your speed?

I do want a small terminal emulator, but the more I think about it the less I ever want to do it. I don't have enough room on my desk for anything other than the essentials as far as I'm concerned.

>mfw I'm one of the busiest people at my company
>i do the job of 2 people
>my desk is perfectly clean with no clutter
>everyone else has giant stacks of papers and folders on their desk

Am I doing something wrong? How come I don't have the need for giant stacks of papers?

don't care don't mind

Why would I want this garbage? To make me look like a real hacker?

Cuz it's cute :3c

Busy people don't have time for bullshit so they tend to optimise their processes more than others. That's how they stay productive.

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fucking hell that is cool. please tell me its running a pure rs232 serial cable and no usb fuckery.

whats it outputting ?

>pure rs232 serial cable and no usb fuckery.
How would it connect to the mac without an rs232 to usb cable?!!?

I had one of those O_O

my nostalgic feels.

fucker couldn't do trunking, or any 800mhz for that matter

How do I make this. What is this even called.

DEC vt220 terminal

what's the point of anything but eating, shitting and fucking really

humans aren't robots and can enjoy things that are just nice to look at or otherwise personalize their environment

>Post desk trinkets. Something that says: "I'm in control of my life"- 16 posts and 2 image replies shown.
This is the only non-essential thing on my desk.

I do consider a glass of water, pen, piece of paper and a small napkin essentials and they're also on my desk.

No I mean, how do I rig it to show top all the time. Thats cool as shit.

watch command probably

muh trinket

[spoiler]she's just sitting on a bicycle seat[/spoiler]

I am in control of my life

are you a serial killer?

>I am in control of my life
... says a faggot who can't even control his bowel movement.

I bet you even wear adult diapers because of anal prolapse.

Does anyone know that cube they sell that's supposedly 100% made of some mineral, and it had very specific measures and everything, but in the end it was just a metal cube you put on your desk? I could've sworn it was thorium but apparently that's not it

just open top on a separate terminal and pip the output to the serial dev

have you considered becoming soy sauce? because that was salty

You mean the w^3 cube made of tungsten? madartlab.com/the-w³-cube-95-tungsten-100-bs/

this?

People who don't use paper but work closely with those that do end up with this. I don't do anything on paper but some of my colleagues do, so they are always giving me bullshit reports and prinouts on paper.

I don't really have much of a system for tracking paper (since again I don't work with it myself) so it tends to clutter up.

My electronic storage however is impeccable.

is that a dorm room?

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The last place I want sand is in my own home

this is a man who gets pegged by his wife

We have such sights to show you.

I hope those speakers are playing beach sounds as well

Terrible idea, and terrible posture.

how do you get out of the box without tracking sand everywhere?

does he keep it slightly damp so it doesn't blow everywhere if a window opens?

that movie is such a mindfuck. great story too.

I'm still looking for a good replica of the cube so I can always keep it on my desk.

you guys just wish you had the courage to achieve your dreams.

>tfw you drop your pizza in the sand

This looks like something Podesta would have on his desk.

>1,231 people paid for a featureless square

>inb4 someone relates this to apple products

*cube

Faggot

>Mac
What a fucking wonder

tru
ppl still buying and using mac is a miracle

Get that polymer sand they sell at Brookstone and you won't have to worry as much about it getting all over the place.

My main problem with that sandbox is the chair must be a bitch to move about.

You may find that they're not getting their shit done on time so they let their work pile up around them until it's time for a deadline then they panic and act like they're a hero crushing pages and pages of work either that or they're just autists who can't clean up after themselves

>Ryan Consell is a skeptical artist, tap-dancing armorer, juggling scientist, rock-climbing writer, sword-fighting math teacher, uni-cycling gamer, fire-spinning academic and devout nerd.

If it was connected to a PowerMac G5 he could use an RS-232 to RS-422 adapter. I've read about it before though, he's using a Mac Pro.

Just got a portable HAM radio, I love it

i wonder how many problems these people have with stuff like that. you can tell instantly whether someone does inserts by their anus, even when closed

>censoring art
ill never get some people

I had the same expression while reading that too. What a cringy self-description.

always trips out people when they see it in a different pose than regular

>desk trinkets

My apartment is too dusty for desk trinkets, I'd have to move them constantly to dust. Anything that would be put on display and never used is instead in a suitcase or box.

Maybe I need to change my air filter or something.

you have a figma prototype?

perhaps, or you could live in a shit city or near an industrial zone

>t. mactoddler

Literally have a desk, a phone and the current file I'm working on. Stop trying to impose your personality on your work space. Nobody cares.

>no fun allowed

You're on an autistic board what did you expect. It's not about fun, it's about order.

>until it's time for a deadline then they panic and act like they're a hero crushing pages and pages of work either that or they're just autists who can't clean up after themselves
>finish werk as soon as possible on first job like a good goy
>my boss literally told me "it's better to let it simmer on your desk and submit it to me when it's nearing deadline" winky wink
>took me a while to get it

Sounds like you have a great company culture there were poor productivity is actually encouraged.
Sounds like you need a visit from the Bobs.

Read this in a German accent. Actually worked perfectly

>it's about order
>go to any /bst/ thread
>clean, organized desks get a straight >//reddit// reply
>cluttered, dirty, old desks are 10/10s

order ruins desk productivity

keep trinkets on a side desk

>have
>had
Finishing work too quickly, while good for the company, is not as beneficial to the employee. You get an increased work load while not proportionally getting an increase in pay. THEN if you fail to live up to the super high standard you inevitably set for yourself, you actually get shit for it.
Balance nigger

I live in Silicon Valley. Definitely shit, but I don't think there's anything industrial around. Still, since I moved here I always suspected Mountain View was dustier than any other place I've lived.

Old photo, but it should do. The calculator is kinda a trinket, I guess.

What model is that bad boy :-)

It's Elwro 181

So do you dragon dildo posters actually use the dildos, or do you buy them 'ironically' for the sake of Sup Forums pictures?

probs just company smog
no ones going to spend $2000+ on dildos for a joke. remember, most dragon dildo customers have mental illness.

>desk trinkets
>Something that says: "I'm in control of my life"
? ? ?

Just do what I do, carefully file all of the paper you're given in your filing cabinet (pic related, it's my filing cabinet)

sand gets everywhere and is a nightmare to clean.

I like the water

>Something that says: "I'm in control of my life"
That would be a desk without any trinkets.

>weeb shit
Yup, you've lost control of your life.

>comes on anime site
>insults anime fans
>mocks anime fans
>thinks he's better
you have a double-digit IQ, kid. it takes a special kind of retard not to realize how stupid he is.

What is that horrendous Macbook stand?

>implying i dont also have weeb shit on my desk
I'm speaking from experience you twat.

I don't know now if that's this could be called a trinket but I like it and it's on my desk

Take up sewing.

Henge docks vertical docking station

why do cucks always want to know their system resources use? They never do anything with it

: ^)

That's the one

Hey sewing is actually pretty amazing skill. I don't know if I'd have the patience for it.

It's nice being able to fix tears in clothing, which doesn't take much time or patience to learn

>tfw master machine sewer but still ask my mum to sew on buttons
Why are sewing on buttons such a cancer?

No I'm sorry, fun is not allowed.

got a squishy brain and a coaster

>macfag
>points out calculator as trinket
>try be smart
>non-scientific calculator
>puts up graph to salvage some intelligence points
>fucking -3+2^x pleb tier graph on wolfram alpha
>needing wolfram alpha to plot that
>uses an entire monitor out of three to display such ineptitude

>caring that some dicks are covered in a Sup Forums post
come on man it's not like it's hanging in a fucking art gallery

>Desk trinkets
>Something that says: "I'm in control of my life"
pick 1

*tips modifier keys*

Inexplicably the only thing I have on my desk that could be called a trinket is an industrial stapler.