how fucked are you ?
How fucked are you ?
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I already hung myself.
>be on Sup Forums, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door
>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE
>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)
>begin waddling towards escape hatch
>BANG BANG BANG
>cops shooting the door, screaming MURIKA FUCK YEAH
>be Canadian, quite confused
>continue waddling as fast as I can
>cops break door down
>they begin sprinting towards me
>one gets caught in my intranet
>fuck that was an expensive cable it's hard to get them that long
>whatever
>cop begins shooting me
>dive behind Fermi pile
>Fermis burst into flames, buying me time
>grab my Thinkpad
>escape hatch blocked by cans
>prepare for final stand
>cop comes around corner
>nail her on the head with my Thinkpad
>Thinkpad 1 SWAT helmet 0
>another cop rounds corner
>shoots me
>absorbed in my fat, bounces off
>this angers me
>release the bear
>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop
>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him
>he dies from disgust
>cop jumps through can pile
>falls onto my pile of dragon dildos
>runs back out screaming
>jump in my get-away pedovan
>mom runs out of house
>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO
>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY
>rev up car
>cop cars begin coming around corner
>speed off
>they chase me
>they have no drivers and crash into poles
>an entire polish parade
>1.7% of the parade survive
>more cops behind me
>NO TIME FOR LOVE, COPPERS
>helicopter appears above me
>it's rotational velociodencity begins to degrade as it comes closer to my giant dog-shapped pedovan
>it bluescreen
I have a trigger built into my PC activated by bluetooth. If I'm ever separated from my PC for more than five minutes, the trigger creates a spark which ignites a small amount of thermite, that burns through my SSDs.
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>bunch of copyright infringement
GG Cops. Your expensive operation really paid off.
Seriously though why would they give a fuck about you unless you fuck with govt/corporations i.e. computer crime
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I like knowing that somewhere there are cops so bad at math that they will investigate anything for years then keep investigating in hopes of somehow making the money back because otherwise they will end up fired for gross incompetence
Ever heard of Kim dot com son?
Team Obama fucked us all on the way out, basically flushing the 4th Amendment down the toilet.
What everyone with a brain figured would eventually happen, happened on January 3rd.
Everybody and their mother's uncle can now get access to raw NSA data.
washingtontimes.com
Not fucked at all, I'm next door.
this nigga
How fucked am I? I have a hardware raid 0
Post it to r/Sup Forums
what is this
epic mane
I'd be charged with a minor marijuana offense. If they looked through my files, they'd be disgusted, but there's nothing illegal.
Not at all. Feels good.
>had 6 hdd on hot swap
>have another pc to swap them into rigged to power the hdd to spin the disks
>drive metal pole doin the hdd
>shatter disks
Thats about it for me, gonna experiment using compressed air, turn it upside and see what it does to the disk when sprayed on.
>mfw normal fag in this regard
If they want my roms that fucking bad, they can have them.
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I'd be embarrassed but I do nothing illegal really
stole some cartoons
my fucking sides/10
>not disclosing decryption keys 2-5 years in prison
>if I disclose my decryption keys probably a life sentence
2-5 year in prison is how fucked I am
>SERGIO
*holds up spork*
dunno, depends on how hard they wanna jail me i could just get some wird look from the cops
worst thing I have is a bunch of pirated movies/series/cartoon/whatever
>implying i live in a country that gives half a fuck about copyright
gg
>be Canadian, quite confused
Fucking lost it.
be Canadian
>pic related
Justin is the baitmaster supreme
fucking classic
>guardian neckbear
lmao thanks user
[X] To Doubt
im clean brah!
>>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop
>>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him
>>he dies from disgust
I'm dying.
>release the bear
Bitch please. A dude got the Polish equivalent of SWAT (they're called GROM here) all because he had a website ( antykomor.pl
include me in the screenshot
this very moment?
assuming I don't panic and manage to hit the hibernate button, not much
By those guys ? Not very. They probably got the wrong address.
If they turn my collection of pirated media over to anti-piracy "authorities" and their respective lawyers though, I might well kill myself to get out of the debt.
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>when the memes got you trippin
>he dies from disgust
gets me every time
>58555587
>absorbed in my fat, bounces off
>this angers me
>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him
>he dies from disgust
>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO
Good god...someone screenshot this.
It's a pasta from way back, newfag. Everyone knows it and everyone posts it.
>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE
Not an RFID posing as a fake button on your shirt. Are you even trying?
>>cop comes around corner
>>nail her on the head with my Thinkpad
>>Thinkpad 1 SWAT helmet 0
fuckin' amazed.
Government regularly raids people's houses for all sorts of shit.
Fuck, they use SWAT to serve warrants now. It could be a unpaid parking tickets and they'll still chainsaw your door.
ITT
newfags who have never seen this pasta
How come the first line is memetext but the rest of them are normaltext (whitetext)?
i have a qp of loud in my cabinet
in germany just for few bad facebook comments
would try and commit suicide by cop when they came around to arresting me, and if that fails, suicide by any other method.
You will never get a hold of my rare Pepes.
its a pasta, but still kek'd
Holy shit, it's true.
Do you mind if I download this one?
i-it was only in the temp files so i'm good r-right
Depends am I allowed to be sued for pirated material found in a police raid? If so I'm financially fucked for the rest of my life probably since that would make me an easy target to make an example out of. Otherwise I'm fine if they don't riddle me and my dog full of bullets for looking at them funny.
>mfw someone posts mfw without an image
>mfw when I have no face
are the replies the guy who made this? this is fucking awful
>bluetooth
what if they raid your room while you are across town