In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
REMINDER: Most purchases made after 19 January will get delayed or may not get shipped until 2 or even 4 Feb (depending on the store) because of the Chinese New Year, as most shipping companies will be closed for the holiday.
>News • user reviews a handheld NES bootleg console • For the user wanting the pull the trigger on the Bluedio T2s these guys have owned it • user got some $5 vinyl wrap for his car • user got his Xiaomi Hybrid Pros and reviews them • Redmi Note 4 announced in India • user receives good luck wishes from this seller • Another user with Hybrid Pros • user tries out the Ugreen Micro USB cable • The wait is making this user anxious • user got his Smartwatch can't figure out how to change the language Previous thread
Is the Lenovo ZUK Z2 a good phone? Indians on Youtube says its' fantastic. I'm thinking about pulling the trigger on one right now for like $185 for black version Any red flags I should know about?
Ian Myers
Can someone recommend me a chink upgrade to my old AKG K701? Preferably something that's less than 200$ but sounds like the Sennheiser HD 800
Kevin Long
Will xiaomi make a MiMax 2?
Luke Sullivan
is it fine to buy chinese phones on ebay? aliexpress is constantly shilled, is that just because its generally cheaper?
Jeremiah Myers
Best OP pic, best general
Luke Ramirez
>order tea and tea set >order mahjong >order ranma style shirt I-i-i am turning into a chink?!?
I'm gonna describe every single side of this but that's gonna be such a long post I'll make a separate post for it. Overall it's really well made, everything works exactly as it's designed to, and the variety is stunning. My only complaint is its size makes one-handed fidgeting sometimes a big problematic.
i just realised something >early days of Sup Forums >all the memes about fingerboxes >fast forward to 2016/17 >we're all buying boxes you play with using your fingers really makes u think...
I'll just greentext everything. >worry stone Just like the regular fidget cube, this is more so you can put it flat on a desk. >three wheels No tactile gimmicks from these, they spin freely. >rubber faces There are 2 sides with rubber faces, one with 3 small ones and one with a big one. They all act the same, you can flick 'em. Meh. >power switch Very tactile and clicky. I like it. >blue button Rubbery feel to it, clicks good. >loop For hanging on things I guess. >3 sliders Each slider has a slightly different resistance. I don't know if that's by design or by quality control mistake but I like it. They're silent. >magic fingers Feels good man. >4 buttons Different kind of click than all the other clicky things on the cube and I like that. >joystick Clicks in very slightly, again I'm not sure if this is by design or poor QC. It has a lot more room to move than the joystick on the antsy labs fidget cube. Nice. >clicky wheel You can click it in and turn it which produces a sound and tactile feel. Way better than the shitty disk on the fidget cube.
The only advantages the original fidget cube has over this is I like the bigger size switch and the ball bearing, plus it's smaller and easier to fidget with one-handed.
Overall breddy good. Have some engrish.
Gavin Phillips
My first time using Willmyphonework... Am I using it wrong or does this phone basically work on every service just spotty on some service's 4G?
Yes I'm an idiot.
Nathaniel James
What's your service? willmyphonework isn't always 100% accurate
Connor Cox
>Holy Crystal decompression magic cube >full of 12 small trivial organs toppu kekku
Alexander Edwards
Dragon dildos and a faux fox butt plug
Isaiah Brooks
that chringrish sounds like something out of GitS
Grayson Williams
Metro PCS. I Might go to T Mobile or something else affordable in the future but for now, that.
Evan Walker
how does this do against the Redmi 4 Pro? I doubt it could beat it battery life but what about gaming?
Ayden Kelly
Are the Intellimouse in Aliexpress real? I've been using one for the last 10 years but it's a bit broken, and the paint is dissapearing
Bentley Long
Anyone buy chink safety razors from Ali? All the [spoiler]reddit[/spoiler] recommended sites seem to be resellling chink shit
Carter Thompson
Should work just fine then, only LTE band missing is B12, but that's not their main LTE band anyway
There were several people who bought safety razors from aliexpress in previous threads, and said that they were decent. The majority of them also come with a shit ton of blades (most of them dorco branded) which are also pretty good from what I hear.
Bentley Bennett
Razor blades are easy as fuck to manufacture. I wouldn't be surprised if there are only a handful of factories in China making them and everybody just rebrands the same shit.
Sebastian Moore
Blades have been wiped in ass and then dipped in AIDS user
Lincoln Wood
I can finnaly weight my drugs.
Tyler Anderson
that's pretty hot
Adrian Jackson
The bottle must surely weight fucking nothing amirite
>Xiaomi Transformer >Turns into a Mi Pad >CHAMPAGNE GOLD
Brody Gomez
Soon there will be real Xiaomi (killer) robots.
Carter Thompson
Sounds pretty decent. I have one on the way, and currently have one of the normal 6 sided ones. It's a bit small for me, and it definitely feels cheap. This one sounds like it might be an upgrade.
I actually seen this too, but it just looks significantly less fun to me.
Jace Ross
That pen is so gay that anybody who uses it will be outed as a homosexual whether they want to or not, leaving them open to hate crimes.
Lincoln Jenkins
same can be said for fidget cubes
Jace Perez
Fucking retards
Nicholas Nelson
It would have been funnier to put a bottle of abilify on the scale :^)
Anthony Russell
Can I buy a qt3.14 wife/loveslave there?
Charles Baker
I literally got a girl to give me a full handjob by telling her about the fidget cube. Nice try.
Camden Perez
>get chigchonged >it's a man
Thomas Campbell
A wife (male) would be superior though.
Zachary Nelson
Which chinkphone has the best battery life?
I believe Oukitel k10000 has 10000mAh and is king for 2 years now. Do we have a successor yet?
Jordan Jenkins
What chink SD cards are worth now?
Toahol Oceans are the same price as most big breands now, yes?
I saw monkey card 1 month ago in /csg/, is that one cheap and good? What was name of it?
Brayden Clark
If I order something today, will it ship?
Ian Evans
>Iphone is in the article too >Only Xiaomi is to blame
Maaaybe it is as a QC issue as some batches of batteries are bad? Maybe the phones were raped hard with recharge cycles? Who knows
i can tell you my Mi5 still hasn't blown up
Cameron Torres
Sandisks are cheaper now. We meme'd chink SD cards too hard.
Austin Young
not until february
Oliver Baker
The person posting that link repeatedly is retarded. The phones are exploding because people are putting them in their back pocket then fucking falling off their bike and puncturing the battery by breaking the phone.
This isn't a design flaw, it's a fucking fact of physics when you have a fragile battery in a thin phone getting physically damaged. Any phone will explode if you hit it with a hammer enough.
Hunter Taylor
>Any phone will explode if you hit it with a hammer enough Not the iphone. It's indestructable
Carson Hill
My package's last update is "Preparing to Dispatch (Country: XX) - for OM PLUS only", does this mean that the package is going to be stuck in china through the chinese new year or its gonna go through?
Aaron Gray
That's a powerbank with a screen
Robert Cruz
Any battery has the potential blowing up in right conditions.
The iPhone incident happened after he crashed his bike. Back pocket incidents are resulted by sitting on phone, bending it and shorting the battery.
I'm pretty sure most of the exploding while charging is using non-OEM ones especially the fast charge ones.4
People won't just admit their stupidity.
Joshua Jones
The damage is definitely less in an iPhone because they use small 1400-2500mah batteries as opposed to Xiaomi using 3000+mah batteries.
Adam Collins
Buy from ebay tbqh
You can make a mix of different blades to find what you like, they all cost 1-2 dollars for 5-10 blades 5 blades lasted me 2 months
Benjamin King
Do you mean blades or a handle?
You can get a huge sample of them for like 20 bucks. No need for chink shit at that point imo.
Ryan Clark
No, I mean the iphone cannot be damaged. I've dropped my iphone in toilets full of piss all the time and it doesn't even have a scratch.
Carter Mitchell
Take a lithium battery, any lithium battery, whack it real good with a hammer and tell us what happens.
Daniel Wood
Weishi or Baili
Then buy your blades locally if you don't want face cancer. IMO, chink blades are fine.
Aaron Bailey
I've also dropped my rn3p in piss and semen have not had it explode. I guess I'm just lucky.
Ethan Hernandez
I injected full-blown AIDS into my Mi Max and it's running even better than ever.
Elijah Gutierrez
yeah i know,just this fag wants to make it seem like the phones have some design flaw like the note7 did. It could happen if someone damages the battery yes, but also by stressing it with fast charge/discharge and dumb shit people do.
There are more than a few occasions where if mi5 is slighly bent or something makes the battery controller glitch out the phone goes into edl (basically it's in coma) and you need to cycle the battery to restore it. Afaik it is a safety feature to prevent damage. Getting a Nilkin case stops the phone from bending in pockets n shit
Gotta make the phone sleek and thin to sell ya know? But that has some drawbacks
AIds is less cancerous than MIUI, that's why
Juan Ward
how much do analytical balances cost? I want one just to open and close the window
Chase Myers
he ded
John Hill
I've received so many fucked up orders, probably 60% are wrong. Others in transit took over a week to ship Tracking updated on one order, says it was delivered to the wrong house, not even in the area code.
What the fuck China All these bad experiences are pushing me away from AliExpress I've never had a fucked up taobao order, though I've only ordered a few times. Is there a higher standard there or something?
Henry Williams
No lesser known brands are good now? Shame.
Michael Hernandez
Does the new year mean that packages already in logistics systems will also be affected?
Lucas Thompson
Out of 26 orders I've received so far, I've only had one wrong item shipped, with a few shit tier quality items here and there. Far from the majority. What are you buying?
Julian Moore
>a chink one? a good one well over $100
Wyatt Adams
urtheral play things
Liam Rodriguez
flash memory is pretty much as cheap as it can get right now, short of obvious scam tier
Christopher Baker
Has anyone else just received a random package from China that you didn't order, but also isn't a case where the seller sent the wrong item?
I got a pair of light-up shoes 4 sizes too small a couple months ago and everything else I had ordered up to that point has arrived so the chinks literally sent me a free gift.
Christopher Ortiz
Variety of things Elf ears Arduino parts Velvet earcups Keychains Underwear Weightlifting straps Fountain pen
I even check reviews and ratings. No idea what the fuck is going on
Logan Thompson
Should i? Also is there vampire teeth on aliexpress?
Evan Hill
Pic
Carter Myers
Good to have you back. Your steadfast, autistic devotion to forcing a shit meme has been missed.
Justin Scott
>EAT MORE >Semen you cant take this seriously
Wyatt White
>Arduino parts What is Sup Forums building with these?
Thomas Roberts
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Leo Fisher
It's becoming less of a factor as power efficiency has gone up, a lot of new phones have smaller batteries but last as long as an Oukitel from efficiency alone.
Jace Edwards
lmao these fucking scam artists
Carter Moore
and it could be even better if they increase the battery size along with new power efficiency technologies but >hurr it must be thin because le memes and retards
Ethan Sullivan
>It's becoming less of a factor as power efficiency has gone up, a lot of new phones have smaller batteries but last as long as an Oukitel from efficiency alone. Which newer phone do you have in mind?
