Ayyyyyy lmao

Ayyyyyy lmao

NOICE! Unboxing thread? If so, show us how it's packaged.

Ooooohhhh

It was just the box wrapped in plastic that's it

Ayyy lol

If dubs, cum on it.

nice, enjoy

...

is this the old model?
i heard they removed lighted apple logo

>actually dubs
OP we are waiting for your delivery.

It's the 2015. Got a steal on it. I think it lights up? Idk?

Ayy lmao

What a beauty! 2015 vintage? Those are THE BEST!

I know. Keyboards are better on them than the newest model.

+ ports... and battery is bigger too. only negative is that it's thicker... but hey, that's a good compromise

yeah why the FUCK don't the new ones have any ports? literally nothing besides the power. NOTHING. WHY?

Come on op we are waiting...

(You)

Soz guys the jizz is already in my pants after taking this picture

OP how many dicks do you suck in a given day?

wow thats just a really beautiful machine isn't it. Sometimes you just gotta marvel at shit

Do it faggot

this is the greatest laptop of all time, i dont know what im gonna do when mine breaks down in a few years...

>buying a year old macbook
why so poor?

You can afford an expensive tech toy but you can't afford bed sheets? You disgusting piece of shit.

Got the same laptop, it's god tier
congrats

what a waste. laptops are so stupid why would you need anything but a desktop and phone

Where'd Jew get it, OP?

because i literally don't sit on me ass all day, ya bell end

i wouldnt want to use anything but a phone if im standing up though

fuck off phoner, go update some apps or whatever you teens do

>phoner
>insulting age
enjoy your shit hardware guy
ill be here at my comfy desktop where i've been for the last 13 hours

lel that wasnt even me ya bell end

More like gayyyyyy lmao

How much did you pay for it??

Well done OP, Mac's build quality is legendary.

> pic related, mid 2015 base 15 inch retina, Iris Pro only.

sucked some guy off in the back alley

That's the old one faggot.

>Too poor can't afford the new one

KYS

>the new one

>literally no ports
>shit keyboard
>oversized touch pad

lel

Join the future fag.

le usb 3.0 future

die lebbit

Literally install Gentoo and KYS. Take your stupid touch bar with (you).