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First for D

Thank you for not using an anime image.

>Java
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Grab her by the pussy

>using Java
Sad!

void main(string[] args)
{
import std.stdio;
writeln("Thank you for using an anime image");
}

Trump's anime tho.

>unemployed
Stay poor.

"Thank you for using an anime image".writeln;

THIS THREAD IS RACIST PLEASE DELETE IT
ALSO JAVA A SHIT

>muh jobs
evrytiem

Stay mad NEET.

>tfw employed and don't have to deal with Java

GIF (Giff)

>java

>implying
Us Indians will take your jobs.

>being this insecure about using hasklel

hasklel sperg muh lambda *tips* kys

...

>anime image
>makes fun of pajeet
>quads
exceptional post, 10/10

>anime image
>makes fun of pajeet
excellent post, 8/10

i need a java job that req's no upfront knowledge, that will let me learn as i go.
fuck, i'll even sweep floors half the day as long as i get to learn via on the job training.

anywhere i can do this?

Java is made for retards, you'll have no problems

>muh higher kinded types

>unable to cope, the Javafag lashes out at an imagined enemy, the Haskell user. To them, the Haskell user is there at every turn, always criticizing their garbage language. However, their Haskell user is what we would call, a boogeyman

...

idk, u can even call me pajeet, even tho i am SWM 35 from indiana

>i am 35 from india
we know

Quick! Think of an original twitter bot idea!

Crow that posts programming challenges

let's form a militia to round up and execute all javafags

G-guys stop being to mean to j-java...

posts a random porn image from x website that hasn't been posted before.

indiana, the state. USA formerly known as the west indies

ffs i need to get a java jab - please someone help

Reminder that Javafags hate languages such as C++ because they're too complicated for them

i'm in

rip

libshit heckler which uses recycled @bessbell material

count me in

isn't C++ just repackaged java with some mild backwards compatibility with C?

Fuck you i poo in your loo any time
Yes I shit on streets so what?
We will become a world super power one day watch motherfucker

u r right
i recant

oh, so you're a subhuman from the union.
back to your subreddit.

i'm the actual javafag and C++ and java are my favorite languages

so you're admitting you're a plebbitor then?
back to your subreddit

Considering that the first C++ was in 1983, while the first Java was in 1995

yes

If I want to use C and C++ in the same program should I embed actual C into my C++ or should I just write the C part in C++ but without using any C++ features?
And which is faster?

>projecting this hard
lol no

>antifa neckbeard using nazi rhetoric

ML was designed in 1980. Every statically typed language since then is just a poor copy.

hi javafag,
can you get me a job at your company?
i want to be javafag jr.
i need java job, but have not learned it yet.
i seek on the job training
i'll be the office gopher (go for this, go for that) as long as i get to learn the java and not go broke by not working my current job by being in school with no pay.

What did he mean by this?

I don't know what to do.

>print arbitrary input
in Haskell this is just

interact id

>a right wing confederacy is somehow the same as national socialism aka leftist trash
nah, fuck off, plebbitor.

I-i'm learning ARM

ML's type system isn't particularly expressive and a' list is bollocks.

I'm a Scala programmer.

Trust me kid. Run for the hills. The JVM? Bad news. You gotta learn something that's gonna last, like Rust.

This is from K&R though. I don't want a solution, I just want to know what he wants me to do. There are some questions on K&R that are worded in a very strange way. What the heck is "printing arbitrary input in a sensible way"?

Here's a pretty shitty demo of the webcam so far. I haven't bothered with YUV to RGB and with frame rates (yet).

It pauses on the first frame because that's the first ID in the linked list. This ID's air time is in the future. Since it can't scroll back to a previous frame, it keeps that one (only newer than current timestamp because it is a test).

Who fucking knows, interact id just takes input lines and outputs them

print printable characters as-is, and print the ascii code for unprintable characters, and wrap text

post the programming challenges image please

no

>something that's gonna last
>the language by the people behind the firefox web browser

encode as json?

Implement something like printf from the clike languages.

I see. He said we should do that "as a minimum", so I thought there was more to it that I was missing. Thanks.

Daily reminder: if it's not rust, it's not something to trust.

CAN'T TRUST THE RUST

That was fucking awful

much better

Daily reminder that if it's Rust, it's a bust

you must not use rust

how feasible is this?

apply for 6 figure programming job
i lie and say my portfolio contains some of the top 100 apps in the play store (that i worked on them)
they assume 'who would lie about that?'
they hire me and i subcontract all my work to fiverr fags.
=profit

An AI similar to Tay that isn't gimped.

Why are there so many memelords on /dpt/ recently?

Totally feasible, do it and watch

>Be you
>Lie and BS
>They give you a whiteboard interview

posts the punchlines of every george carlin joke completely out of context

>memelords
is this some ribbit meme?

i'm an arch memeduke

Go for it, what could possibly go wrong?

Found the memelord

Rust is a shit replacement for Java. Everybody seems to compare Rust, Go and D together like they're all the same shit, made for the same shit, designed to be used in the same ways. That's crap.

Of the three, D is the most obvious replacement for Java - there's a garbage collector, it still has objects (but is less strict about them), and it still uses C-like syntax. The skills picked up from Java should be more or less transferable to D, while shedding the shittiest parts of Java. People who are able to pick up Java should be equally capable of picking up D.

tell them i have extreme autism and can't work under someone watching me. just give me my assignment and some time and i will spin the golden thread.

bitch and moan that they are oppressing me and my disability

Accidentally posted that before I recorded the video.

why can't OOP "programmers" into C?

>the skills picked up from Java

i learned C and assembly then come to realize the world needs java
OOPs!

why do people post this like it isn't a pizza hut ad for stuffed crust pizza? where you even born in the 90s?

You know, the stuff that you did before management told Pajeets to refactor everything into design patterns and fill your perfectly sufficient program with classes that do nothing but refer to other classes.

How can one program without objects?

quite easily

Teach me, senpai.

very carefully

I hate waking up early. You're all so shit during this time of day.

I guess it helps me not procrastinate.

What kind of retard eats pizza that way?

>they hire me and i subcontract all my work to fiverr fags.
lolno

the lying part is doable (but risky) but you need to have skills and experience of your own to back you up

fizzBuzz :: Int -> String
fizzBuzz x =
case (x `mod` 3, x `mod` 5) of
(0, 0) -> "FizzBuzz"
(0, _) -> "Fizz"
(_, 0) -> "Buzz"
(_, _) -> show x

main = mapM_ (putStrLn . fizzBuzz) [1..100]

trump because he's retard

i wake up at 6 AM every day and I love it. It gives me time to be more productive and working out before leaving gives me a ton of energy.

its this you idiot

youtu.be/B-XgMymBIY0

stop making me defend trump god dammit