What are some badass Sup Forums-related things you can say to bullies that you can get away with because they will...

what are some badass Sup Forums-related things you can say to bullies that you can get away with because they will probably not understand it anyway? I have two:

>I'm going to uninstall yourlife.exe, bro

>I just plug & played my device into your gf's usb slot, bro

more like this?

OP, go shut yourself down.

kys

install gentoo

I'm gonna code a dick and fuck you with it.

>say to bullies
Underage b&

Is this thread real? Am I missing the irony? Disgusting.

/thread

sudo rm -rf yourself OP

sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-op yourself op and uninstall yourlife.exe

>Is this thread real? Am I missing the irony? Disgusting.

It's kinda funny to think about nerds dealing with bullies by going "I bet you would write :(){ :|: & };: in your console" and thinking they made a sweet burn when the bully just don't get it and nobody else around does either.

god, go check your autism

I actually laughed. Thanks OP.

I'll hack your gibson real good bro

Game over.

lol you fucking nerds

"Install Gentoo"

Wow! That's fucking badass!!!!!!!

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You're such a hacker, you hacked the real life! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Your mother is so fat the procedure to calculate her weight caused max recursion to be reached

>u probably think 4gb is enough
>pshh i bet you run gnome
>are u windows because u seem to be a very aggressive presence
>looks like you already uninstalled your brain
>sudo apt-get this idiot some logic
>method: whore, print line "stacy"

tyvm

'anything you say and every punch you give me gets piped to /dev/null'

>gf's usb slot

the only appropriate answer

sticks and stones break my bones but DWORDS don't do a thing

0/10
you could sudo rm -rf /* and it would be portable