You say linux is shit, but you list no reasons.
Ubuntu is better than win10.
--FOR COMMON USE--
The settings are easier to find and all laid out in an easy to find place (super key>"settings")
Default web browser is firefox, not shitty IE or Edge (Web dev here. Get users off of these shitty browser, please).
Instead of going into the wild for programs all of your programs are approved by the community and accessible through the software center.
I've never installed antivirus on linux machine, and never gotten a virus. Not that they are perfect, but open source protects you from common threats faster than the speed of enterprise.
--FOR DEVELOPMENT--
Shit is way easier to install on linux. Try running python scripts on windows. Took me 30 mins because of that ugly turd PATH variable. I mean seriously what is a long ass var like that doing in an ugly fukin interface on one line with no expandable text box. Fuckin retaurded.
Workspaces. Any keystroke you want to change between workspaces. As many or as few workspaces as you want, organised however you want.
Script folder, where you can add any script you want.
Shell is far superior to cmd. sudo.
Aliases and bash functions are fuckin easy.
You can make any script a command, and assign any command to any keystroke. You can make any keystroke do whatever the fuck you want. You can also make right click menu options that run scripts for you.
Ever tried to use git, composer, node, pip, vagrant on windows machine? Compare and contrast that experience with the same toolset on an Ubuntu machine.
Ubuntu does whatever you want it to be. Win blows.