/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

REMINDER:
Chinese New Year soon, shit won't get shipped out until 5 February at the latest and in some rare cases until 15 February. Don't forget to message your favourite sellers, say thanks for their hard work and to wish them well in the new year.

恭喜发财

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qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
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>Discord link
discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
qt.vidyagam.es/IcDmsJb.jpg

>News
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theverge.com/2017/1/23/14355260/hugo-barra-is-leaving-xiaomi
aliexpress.com/item/edgelord_torch/32565973081.html
kyoex.com/docomo-fujitsu-f-03d-girls-popteen-phone-unlocked/
banggood.com/WLtoys-Q282G-RC-Quadcopter-Spare-Parts-3_7V-500MAH-Battery-p-1001030.html
aliexpress.com/item//32714800631.html
aliexpress.com/item/BlitzWolf-2-1A-Reversible-Braided-Micro-USB-Cable-Double-Sided-USB-A-Male-to-Double-Sided/32604663994.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_10000032_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10054_509_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10102_10000015_10096_10000018_10000019_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000007_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10037_10033_10032_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10077_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121-10051_10102_10033_10037_10077,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_3_afChannel,single_sort_1_default&btsid=7c26e229-e687-43f0-9c09-3a9c91ce39fc
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_495599.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

4 posts early.
Why so desperate op?

theverge.com/2017/1/23/14355260/hugo-barra-is-leaving-xiaomi

It's over, Xiaomi is bankrupt & finished.

Did you buy that from the official store or some reseller?

Wew lad, two whole posts early.

where is the subdial hand?

2 != 4

Pretty much this. No one has been able to prove anything under $5 is better.

Careful user. Reasonably criticism of RegularOP will get you banned.

I got my xiaomi hybrid pros today that I bought for 20.89 USD and they are a real improvement over the old hybrids.

They feel more solid, are more comfortable and sound very noticeably better.

just ordered the creeme uwu

anyone?

Hello

yes, there are tons of them about
they are called work lights and pretty much every mechanic has one

The XM-L2 is a very great upgrade for a few coins more. I'm glad I bought it instead of Q5.

What's a good sub-$100USD phone for a fatass with huge thumbs?

my orders this january i guess some of them will be shipped on feb

slightly used zuk Z2

Aside from this glorious edgy offering are there any recommended torches for 18650 housefire batteries?

aliexpress.com/item/edgelord_torch/32565973081.html

too many coin more for a spare butthnx

just had something arrived today that I ordered on the 20th of October

whats the latest you've had something arrive?

anyone bought incense?
is it as shit as my intuition tells me?

> Processing Time remaining: 16 days 18 hours 55 minutes

REEEEEEEE CHINESE NEWYEAR

104 days

>ordered bth speakers
>arrived never
;-;

Selling something on EBay that has pirated games on it, if ebay decides to delete it, what website can I sell it on, where they won't delete it

What should I get for the year of the cock anons
keep in mind that I am relocating in 6 months

craiglist

Is there anything like the GOLE1 mini PC but bigger? Anyone bought one?

Any decent bluetooth mouse? Preferably one with 5 buttons?

Which chink phone is the absolute best chinky phone? Considering the Redmi Note 4 Prime

Mi Mix!

OP3T.

No but ita like bidding

>Is there anything like the GOLE1 mini PC but bigger?
Yes, a tablet

It's nice but I wouldn't say it's $1000 nice.
I don't like OnePlus but the 3T is looking good

I just got a Teclast P80h off Gearbest. Cheap as fuck. Not bad considering all I plan to do with it is leave it propped up against my monitor playing videos/Twitch.

Zuk z2

it is. very shit.

I don't have a much of a clue on quadcopters, but I'm stuck choosing between the X250 and WLtoys Q282G, which is a better value for what I get? The Q292G is on clearence and has an applicable coupon to knock off 20% more and it comes with a remote, camera and everything, but I don't have a clue about battery life. Would I end up having to spend more on extra batteries than actually flying it around?

I bought some meme mangos guise

How are you liking it?

That's a delicacy from where I live (the Philippines).

>ogre cave

You'll want to buy a few extra batteries. Flight time is generally 6-8 min and charging time around 45-90 min so you really won't be doing much flying with a single battery.

So I'm new to this shit.

How safe is Alipay? I wanna buy some shit off Aliexpress, and while I'm interested, I'm also incredibly suspicious.

Mechanical TKL with White LED?

something from july came just today

Alipay is the Alibaba group's Paypal knockoff. The Alibaba group is bigger than eBay and Amazon combined. They didn't get that big by stealing your mother's credit card details.

Just as safe if not safer as PayPal. Alibaba (parent company of aliexpress) handles more sales than eBay and Amazon combined, what would they gain from scamming their customers? Also Aliexpress acts as the middleman in transactions so your credit card details are not given to the sellers.

the same as paypal, it legit.

They are good. Just tastes like confectionary to be honest family
Plant room

It would be better to wait for the Redmi Note 4X

kyoex.com/docomo-fujitsu-f-03d-girls-popteen-phone-unlocked/
Should I get this or a huawei phone?

My KZ-ATE should arrive tomorrow/today, pretty hyped for my first chink package

2017.01.21 23:00 (GMT-7): 【+8,London,London】Arrived at destination county:Arrived
LONDON
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KZ ATE are dank user, somebody stole mine
ordered the ATRs to see what they're like in comparison

they look way more expensive than they are so be careful user

Dang. That's what I was worried about, since buying batteries would bump the price up and all, thanks for the answer.

It looks like the Q282G uses the 3.7V 500 mAh battery (?). Would that mean I'd have to buy that exact type and brand that it already has or would I be able to swap it out for better batteries that'd be able to hold more charge? I wish these things didn't have such cruddy battery life. I'd be appreciative if someone could point me towards the right direction, whether it be a new quad or anything on how to mod these things. Otherwise it doesn't feel like I should even bother buying one.

The batteries really aren't that expensive:
banggood.com/WLtoys-Q282G-RC-Quadcopter-Spare-Parts-3_7V-500MAH-Battery-p-1001030.html

>Don't forget to message your favourite sellers, say thanks for their hard work and to wish them well in the new year.
heh, okay

>Don't forget to message your favourite sellers, say thanks for their hard work and to wish them well in the new year.
Top laff m8, I just did

How to delete expired ali coupons? I can't exchange coins for coupons since it says I have the maximum amount of coupons already.

why would you buy things online that you can get from the dollar store

pocket flashlights, earbud headphones, etc. just why?

>earbud headphones
Eiaosi X6 sounds better than anything local under 10 dollars.

>pocket flashlights
Cree torches are brighter than anything you can buy local within a reasonable price point.

Does your dollar store have cREEs?

Post more of the girl, please.

at least here, the dollar stores are all chink-run anyway so if I buy from there I'm paying more for the same shit

No, but a couple of the local arab-owned gas stations do.

Can anyone recommend me a chink wallet??

Also, I wanna take notes in my math courses with a tablet or something along those lines, which ones would you recommend?
>use pen and paper bruh!
Unless there is a magical pen/pencil/paper that stops inking my hands and getting ruined every single time I try to write, no thanks (I have extremely sweaty hands)

Well, finally got my Chink Windwaker Link figure and I fucking love it. Took a gamble and spent a good $14 on it but it was well worth it. Since name brand versions of these figures are $60+. Hopefully I get my OoT Link soon since I bought them at the same time.

MY BANANAS ARE SOAKED

some fucker in USPS left my package in the rain at some point because there was fucking RUST on my keychains and metal puzzles and MY FUCKING BANANAS ARE SOAKED

also chinks can't count I ordered 10 bananas

Use a bloew dryer on high heat. Not a tiny little fan

Wait, not sure if its a tiny fan?

it's a large desk fan

I don't have a blow dryer, I do have a heat gun but I think that would do more harm than good.

do you have an oven or clothes dryer?
what do you even plan to do with so many bananas and knick knacks

Thanks for your help, I tend to sperg out when having to spend any money and tend to overlook stuff or blow it out of proportion

they were cheap, man

buy first ask questions later

Works ok.

Had to take it apart because there was no music reaching my left ear. Turns out the potentiometer which controls the volume is bent, so bent it until audio came to my left ear.

Microphone is average. Using my computers built in realtek noise cancelling feature gives a clear audio output.

There is a noticeable drop in volume using this cable vs a plain cable (I bypassed the potentiometer when I took it apart), but no significant drop in audio quality.

Shipping was quite fast, I ordered this on 15th of Jan and it arrived today 24th of Jan.

those are cute. Do you have the link for the bananas?

>hexacopter
also I hope you aren't expecting much from the fpv system

aliexpress.com/item//32714800631.html

my reversible usb arrived today

both ends are working for data and charging

>these exist

why the hell am I just now learning about these?

here brah check it out

aliexpress.com/item/BlitzWolf-2-1A-Reversible-Braided-Micro-USB-Cable-Double-Sided-USB-A-Male-to-Double-Sided/32604663994.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_10000032_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10054_509_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10102_10000015_10096_10000018_10000019_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000007_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10037_10033_10032_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10077_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121-10051_10102_10033_10037_10077,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_3_afChannel,single_sort_1_default&btsid=7c26e229-e687-43f0-9c09-3a9c91ce39fc

Who still waiting for 11/11 packages...

Got myself a custom mousepad.

Print is actually really nice and doesn't smell too much like cancer.

Fix this link.
>aliexpress.com/item/BlitzWolf-2-1A-Reversible-Braided-Micro-USB-Cable-Double-Sided-USB-A-Male-to-Double-Sided/32604663994.html

Colors are also a lot more vibrant in person.

Post yfw you have cool shit on the way but each day it's ask dumb cheap shit

>bought KZ ZS3 and Rock Zircons because removable cable and because zircon memes
>just found they have enhanced bass
>i don't even like enhanced bass
fug

How does it compare to a typical $1 artsmoo?

>user received two new replica watches
actually just the nomos but wateva

at 3 o clock

cebu makes the best dried mango

whats an artsmoo?

the $1 mousepad that keeps getting posted annually

LINK?

Haha get it?

>buying chink instead of american
you fuckers are a disgrace

>2017
>still not owning a 1.54" smartphone

lolling out loud at you my friends

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_495599.html

Orgasm inducing bluetooth headset came today.

Also, magic UV glue or someshit.

Opened them both at the same time, so dunno which one smells funky, but something smells funky.

convince american stores to do free worldwide shipping and i'll buy american

Can someone pls post the info graphic? Link is broken.