Subtle tells that someone is a computer pleb

>he leaves on the file delete confirmation
>he clicks the URL bar to start typing instead of pressing F6

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payscale.com/research/US/Job=Systems_Analyst/Salary
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Or maybe you are just autistic. Not the good kind either.

>pressing F6
why dont ctrl+l

Alt+D

>no shower

>he calls directories "folders"

>using the mouse makes you worse than pedophile Hitler

>No shower
>No washer/dryer
>No twin bed (fuck couch pullout beds)
>No incinerator for your trash
>No reasonably sized fridge/freezer
>No closet to store extra shit, your ONLY options are complete minimalism or living in your own filth

you take a whore shower using the toilet.

Not to mention living alone in that bunker, deprived of natural light and human contact will eventually drive you crazy. Nothing really comfy about living like a rat.

>he clicks the URL bar to start typing instead of pressing F6
what the fuck? Just start typing, you don't need to click or press anywhere

It's not quite complete isolation. I think I could survive fine on the internet, games (especially social VR), TV, and books desu. Of course I'd be lonely, but I don't think I'd go completely crazy like solitary confinement would do.

Not when you're already browsing. You need to refocus the Omnibar somehow.

You'd need vitamin D supplements if you're going to be out of the sun for so long.

I think it's all behind that door, user

>not simply o+ from anywhere in the vimperator container

Did you not watch Continuum OP? The producers clearly researched what a hacker's lair should look like.

The toilet is a bidet. It doubles as a shower with a higher pressure setting.

>using Chrome
>no adblock, ublock, or anything of the sort
>just dealing with autoplaying, pop-up video ads that fill 1/4 of the screen

Told this motherfucker I know to use SOME ad blocker and he went from 0 to "stop violating my system of doing things" in 2 seconds. Fucking New Yorkers.

>uses windows

Hackers' sekret klub. No washing or laundry facilities; toilet in living room.

true nerds dont shower silly

>living alone in that bunker, deprived of natural light and human contact
I've been living like this for the last 8 years, I don't mind.

Thank you OP.
I've been looking for that image for a long ass time now.

Sorry, I'm late guys.

What did I miss?

>no bathing station
apt

>needing to bath when you live literally underground
im more interested in how he got electricity working down there without anyone noticing

I'm a system analyst and I do both of those things.

Fuck off kid.

a generator and a good supply of fuel would work

People who never use the windows key in Windows

no sink
no refrigerator
no freezer

>he press f6 instead of "ctrl+l"

>system analyst
meme career of the year

I make 108k bro, how about you?

108k cents maybe

When they don't use ternary operators to close their network sockets, leaving them vulnerable to open-source ping sniffing attacks.

Y-yeah, who would want to live like that by choice...Heh.

7.5 reporting.
Altough I live with my family, so I'm not totally alone.

this.
though I have a giant window to save on energy during the day, so i guess that's cheating.

most people sit in front of their screens +10 hours anyway, what does it matter where your setting is.

>seat toilet

>download times of india app

fuck look at that picture

I looked at a similar infographic a few weeks back and I haven't been able to shit properly since

It's all psychological man

just click you fags

Wahhhh!!! Respect my inefficient way of browsing!!!

FUCKING LUDDITE

What good does it make to lie on an anonymous board?

>click

> >he leaves on the file delete confirmation
I once nuked my 400GB anime collection by pressing a Del.
BTW, there's no confirmation since Win8.1.

>clicking
>not touching the area where is the address bar

>there's no confirmation since Win8.1
It also moves into the trashcan by default, so the confirmation isn't, strictly spekaing, necessary, altough leaving it off was still a bad idea if you ask me. You can re-enable confirmation (and disable the trashcan) in the trashcan options.

>touching
>not looking at it

Get a squatty potty

>hacker
>watching television news
???

I believe a system analyst would easily make 108k given the increase of tech nowadays but I'm skeptical anyone on this board has a job so godlike

some drives don't delete to the recycle bin like a usb drive so maybe it didn't go to there but there's always file recovery software that can easily recover your shit if you get onto it minutes after deleting

Showering is for normies. Get out dumb phoneposter

>autism - the thread

What does it feel like to be a pathologic liar?
payscale.com/research/US/Job=Systems_Analyst/Salary

>he use windows
>he use osx

Not the guy you responded to, but is $108K really that unbelievable in the tech field?
I'm a business major and that isn't a lot of money (in not saying it's nothing - it certainly is a good amount of money but pretty much everyone will reach that level in finance at some point).

The market is oversaturated because literally everyone gets a degree in IT or some worthless shit like art
High-level engineers are much more in demand nowadays

>F6
OP confirmed for hunt and peck faggot.