Pretentious software developer (a.k.a code artisan) starter pack:
>Macbook Pro
>Programs in a Cafe with headphones
>Wears "geeky" glasses even if it just plain glass
>Believes in equality, feminism
>Uses hip JS library that just came out two weeks ago in production
>Uses Atom to edit text
>Works for a startup
Anything else I'm missing?
yeah the whining autist, you
>has girlfriend
>500+ Facebook friends
>goes to gym regularly
>Facebook
>friends
i don't even imagine what kind of concoction are you referring by "girlfriend"
>muh protein shakes
Where did he touch you?
>uses reddit and discord instead of IRC and Mumble
>not using Grindr
>Anything else I'm missing?
Missed one.
>actually likely to get the job
This one makes me angry.
>Works for a startup
At least they're employed unlike OP
Gay is not synonymous with bad.
>Gay is not synonymous with bad.
>t. macfaggot
Enjoy getting arrested for saying something bad about god emperor Trump from Windows.
Me:
>Macbook Pro
>Programs in Cafe with CIEMs
>No glasses
>Im a registered member of center-right party
>Uses Ruby for prototyping/web (its mature now) but does his best to become good at C
>Uses TextMate
>Works for Fortune 500
Not all apple users are idiots or cucks.
I have a macbook with Manjaro Linux,
super glued glasses because am now a poor fag.
fuck feminism
fuck JS
Nano + GCC
>fuck feminism
SHUT UP YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
How's your boyfriend doing you fucking faggot?
Seems more like a strawman.
>Allowing libcucks to disrespect our president
Good, they can rot in prison, they're an insult to freedom.
>I love freedom!
>people who critisize the president should be thrown in jail
user are you lying to me when you say you like freedom
Me:
> Has thinkpad x220 for traveling and outdoor usage as well as home PC for general work.
> Never program in public, too autistic and anxious about people who know more than me to make fun of the things I do, even tho I have 2 BA (Physics and CS) and a PhD in AI while working on CV stuff.
> Never program in public as well as it is not productive, I need my cluster at all times for testing.
> I do wear hipster glasses.
> Using C/C++ as well as Python in everyday life
> I have a wife and I hate feminists
> I use VIM as well as EMACS they are all good, lately I prefer EMACS with evil mode
> Doing research as well as freelance stuff to pay my bills.
So yeah, typical /sci/ + Sup Forums
Trump wants to jail those who burn the flag, it's almost an act of treason you degenerate anti american cuck.
Did you go outside today user?
There's a board called "Politically Incorrect" that was made to contain, ahem, entertain you!
Enjoy!
>Atom doesn't look hideous
>Better insult it asap
Sup Forums . txt
This country needs more treason.
How much steamy man anus do you pump, on average per week?
>you can't show dissent here!!!!
The most hilarious thing about fags is that they're literally butthurt
I'm gay and lurk /tpg/. What the fuck does being gay have to do with computer choice?
>criticizing the president is the same as burning the flag
no
Yes. JS can actually land you a job (not a good one, given, but still a job). Real hipsters use Ruby.
THIS
also wtf is Mumble
I am planning on buying a macbook, but none of the other criteria apply to me.
How fucked am I?
Also >Mumble
I installed that shit once and it uninstalled all of my audio drivers immediately. I was mad as fuck. Fuck that shit.
>Works
ha
>Me
>Doesn't own a laptop (company did give me an old Dell though)
>Programs in office with coffee machine within reach
>Can't see shit without glasses
>Equality is good
>Likes learning new languages, though doesn't know js
>Edits text w/Geany
>Company was founded in the early 00s
H... how did I do, Sup Forums?
>Uses hip JS library
top kek
you are my man for this day
Makes six figures.
ruby on rails
suck nazi cock
the boots
Nano...die dude
exactly
I fucking hate these shoes.
>HP probook
>sysadmin working at office
>no glasses
>libtards can go fuck themselves
>not touching JS with a 10 feet pole
>use notepad++ to edit text
These are literally my shoes though.
Vegan stickers on it and the Starbucks drink and stickers
Is sysadmin a lazy job ?
99% of the time you spend at your desk politely shitposting or working on documentation.
But 1% of the time you're running around with your hair on fire trying to defuse bombs.
It really depends where you are employed.
Some firms just need people available 24/7 just in case something crashes and burn terribly. On these jobs it's idle most of the time as says.
t. Jew
t. A cuck
Treason hurts america, we need more whistleblowers to report corruption and illegal government spying. You don't save something by burning it to ashes.
If you have to ask, you're a numale libcuck SJW collaborator (((((((terrorist))))))) degenerate atheist subhuman degenerate feminist traitor.
>not a good one, given, but still a job
>literally every large-scale technology company uses javascript
are you retarded
>macbook
>Manjaro Linux,
>fuck JS
>Nano
This is even worst.
You defined flag burning as treason, which makes the definition of treason much broader than "hurting america".
>its mature now
Rails is still absolute garbage with monkey patching everywhere.
me starter pack
>thinkpad t430
>programs in a crowded room filled with indians and autists in the basement of a building on campus
>wears large glasses because of poor vision
>believes in gommunism, technocracy
>copypastes from sklearn documentation to churn out papers
>uses vim to edit text
>works for a professor
Even hipsters are realizing Ruby is dead.
None of the other shit applies to me but I have a darker version of these shoes. I like them. They're comfortable and simple enough that they can be worn on most occasions.
Theres nothing wrong with desert boots. Get some taste. Also theyre comfy
>Macbook Pro
√
>Programs in a Cafe with headphones
X
We mostly wear headphones, though.
>Wears "geeky" glasses even if it just plain glass
X
>Believes in equality, feminism
√
>Uses hip JS library that just came out two weeks ago in production
X
Although, we do have React and Vue applications in production.
>Uses Atom to edit text
X
We mostly use PHPStorm. I strictly use Sublime, though.
>Works for a startup
X
We definitely have moved out of our startup phase.
>programs in a crowded room filled with indians and autists in the basement of a building on campus
UCSD?
>macbook with manjaro linux
Are you seriously this retarded?
i'm fine!
I have lots of them around here. What do?
>tfw hacking reality
...
Uses zshell, because the BASH version that ships with OSX is outdated and he's too retarded to update it.
Doesn't know about manpages. Will react with either astonishment ("That's genius! I can look up anything on my system with this? Thank you apple!") or dismissal.
>>Macbook Pro
Yes.
>>Programs in a Cafe with headphones
No. Why would I need headphones?
>>Wears "geeky" glasses even if it just plain glass
No.
>>Believes in equality, feminism
I'm a white supremacist.
>>Uses hip JS library that just came out two weeks ago in production
No.
>>Uses Atom to edit text
I use emacs.
>>Works for a startup
Also no.
>t. mactoddler
>me
>Dell 15", ripped two good backpacks with its edges
>I don't need glasses so I don't wear them
>I like equality
>Python and C/C++
>Sublime Text
>Work for a 11-year old company that has nothing to do with programming, but I write some tools and make money equivalent to a freelance job when I do it
Rate me, Sup Forums
>t. autist
You sound like a non-faggy person. gj
at least they are self sufficient adult not living with their parents, unlike you, an unemployed autist
Pretentious asshole know it all starter pack
>autismpad
>is not a normal human being who needs to leave their home (or room even) to do work
>is so egotistical they think they deserve adoration while putting in zero effort on their appearance
>believes he would have a gf if X was different
>wastes his own time and everyone elses coding everything from scratch instead of using resources people provide, for free
>uses Latex, a total pointless waste of effort program to edit text
>doesn't work, just shitposts from his bed and sometimes his desk chair every single day
>Anything else I'm missing?
>is gay
>is atheist
>t. mactoddler
is it possible to create a local html link to parent folder?
>t. autist
I work at one of the biggest design agencies in London. We work extremely fast, to tight schedules. There is no room in actual business for a clogged Windows desktop which will crash for no reason, and Linux is only useful for some niche tasks relating to IoT
Mac is what the professionals use. You are the toddler
>t. mactoddler
>Linux is only useful for some niche tasks relating to IoT
Linux is computer, not backdoor shit like your expensive design drawing tool
>I work at one of the biggest design agencies in London.
LMAO
M
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It's not teamspeak.
But seriously why is Atom so shit and slow?
>pay software developers to make OS which never crashes, is fast and runs on Linux making it perfect for all business purposes
That's why its expensive. It isn't designed for some neckbeard in his mom's basement, who would rather waste his life customising and tweaking his install of Gentoo
t. 13 year old
OS never crashing needs only time developping and organized teams and projetcs, money doesnt program.
Also /gov/ pays developers to open backdoors at will. CPU and privacy hungry diseases.
Run on Linux if you want i don't care your personal data whatever you do.
Alppe is design to make you think then feel
better than chinkbear nerdglasses not in their ads,
pls know you're same
VS Code is a little better.
Heh. Here's me:
>macbook pro
>programs in my modern industrial startup office
>wear contacts most days but I have literal hipster glasses
>believe in equality but not modern day ""feminism""
>uses mature Java libraries and 1 to 2 year old js frameworks
>uses sublime text
>ofc work for startup
>Uses hip JS library that just came out two weeks ago in production
This triggers me hardest. I hate that the industry is increasingly selecting for losers whose sole interests outside of work are drinking shitty booze and frantically keeping up with the newest version of Buttplug.js
it's 2017 retard, it's literally nothing wrong with this
>3D
You're right, how disgusting.
I agree. I only burn Confederate flags because they are traitors and losers.
what does a jobless friendless hopeless nazi dweeb like you use to shitpost?
>protesting bad
>piss parties good
>being blackmailed by putin is also good
They're nice shoes desu
To apple fans you need to say
" Nice plug buddy " hahaha