Why does this trigger Sup Forums?

Why does this trigger Sup Forums?

over 9000 people use ie/edge

3,000,000 devices run like shit.

95% of everything is shit

3,000,000,000
Back to school

no, he's trying to say only 0.1% of those 3 billion devices that run java run like shit

java is the future, Sup Forums

so, 1% of the billion devices that run java? i mean 3m is a lot but 3m out of 3b isn't really that bad

8/10

excellent

oops

>1%
You're just as bad as him.

>mfw I see something with java

>one thousandth, ie one percent

3 BILLION

lol more like 3 miliard...

also java didn't gain new deviced since 2006 top kek

Credit cards are usually valid for a limited time.

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While that number is technically true, it also includes SIM cards and other devices where it'll never actually be used, save for a tiny fraction of those. I use a SIM app for online banking, though seemingly no one else even knows that this is possible.

>where it'll never actually be used
Java was big in dumbphones time

Java is an elegant OOP development of C, and it is a great language for various things, such as backend devving and big corporate software.

its a pup

Yes, it was. It was still rare for anyone to touch the java environment on the SIM cards themselves. It's completely separate from the phone. Fun thought, isn't it? A layer below the the one you're used to interacting with.

Looks like you need java

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