/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

CHINESE NEW YEAR EDITION
Shit won't get shipped out until 5 February at the latest and in some rare cases until 15 February.

Don't forget to message your favourite sellers, say thanks for their hard work and to wish them well in the new year.

恭喜发财

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg

>News
• This seller is getting on user's nerves • user is let down by the Baseus EL-01 rates his other earphones • user receives a mini Danboard figure • user got a rubber strap for his Seiko sea urchin • user provides a link and original picture he used to make his custom XL mousepad • Cheap pokemon plush found on AliExpress and eBay • user takes pictures for a unboxing, accidentally deletes them and only has a pic of the final result a Superlux HD662 and some mini figures • user is impressed with the Vivo earbuds he got • The microphone appears to be missing on user's new Rock Zircons • user gets a Thinkpad sleeve • user gets ready to custom build his Mech keyboard with these parts

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aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Original-JMF-3-5mm-Earphones-Headphones-For-all-Phone-High-Quality-Best-Bass/32562140114.html
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gearbest.com/earphones/pp_261864.html
gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_566702.html
audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=ROCK&id=Zircon
fastcardtech.com/XIAOMI-Mi4C-32GB.html
gizchina.com/2016/12/27/oukitel-released-android-nougat-update-schedule/
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Are TTLife the new Budget Audiomemes?

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Which xiaomi hybrids are the best? Seem to be quite a few models

Pistons 2

>mfw I'm reading the wiki and find out about GP works knives and find a €25 clone of the €400 knife I've always wanted

thank you based wiki people, I will finally have my rubicon

Have hybrids but want to try piston 3, though I can't seem to find any legit shops, at least not on ali. Everyone spamming those new Young or whatever versions.
gearbest only has one listing m.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_169225.html but I have no idea what this "redesign is", anyone can shed some light onto that?

At this price I also saw a recommendation for VJJB K4S or boarseman cx98, how are those? I liked the hybrids but this time I'm looking for something that's for all types of music

Here's a coupon for Ali if you don't have an account

s.aliexpress.com/iAnaYfIF

CX98 is god tier

>redesign
Reddot Design*

Reviews make them sound too boomy in the bass. I want something a little more balanced.

timestamped picture of your eiaosi x6 please

As it says in the item description, the piston 3's won a design award called Reddot Award.

Those should be the original piston 3's, though no-one seems to know if Xiaomi restarted production or if Gearbest just found some old stock somewhere.

ah you're right

yea I'm looking at this audiobudget site and it seems it's at the top

ah got it, thanks

There's the older dual driver hybrids
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_261864.html

And the newer triple driver hybrids
gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_566702.html

Most reviews I've seen have said the newer ones are better, but the old ones aren't bad either and they're $10 cheaper too

why does she want to kill herself

Can you buy chink cheap viagra?
I'm 22 years older than my partner and 75€ every box is fucking killing me

Hi grandpa

How old are you?

Alright, thanks user.

Volume control on the old ones look better that's for sure.

41

23

almost 50, she is a friend of my daughter with daddy issues

Kekkk

If you want dual driver earphones there's also KZ ZST available for $12 off gearbest and Urbanfun Hi-Fi for $16 on aliexpress

Kek

how redpilled is this review

audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=ROCK&id=Zircon

I need something to replace my p6, what chink phones can stand the years in the 150€ range, I just want it to lurk Sup Forums while working and use normalfag apps, a 1080p screen and a good camera is needed for porn purposes and because it would not be a fucking upgrade if it wasn't 1080p at least

Should I wait for something new

not worth fucking with your heart lad, do some kegels

So when are you gonna fuck your daughter?

>good camera is needed for porn purposes
Like for filming porn?

Yes, drunken bitches don't mid if you record them

Hi-fi s might sound nice but he build quality turns me off.

Actually, maybe somebody can give me advice. I'm torn between

>Xiaomi hybrids
>Dzat DF-10

They seem pretty comparable, with the Xiaomis having a better mic while the dzat do 10s have an amazing sound stage and some damn fine build quality.

Any opinions?

6/8 my packages ordered on 16th got trapped in chinaland, but this brave parcel made it through.
Decided on the KZ ATE's since I don't trust the eiaoeiusi shilling until I see them reviewed by audiobudget or some other credible source.
Reviews they're weaker on the bass end but i'm not finding this, but this might just be because i'm used to hd681s

Share some vids

That is literally rape

Nah, they are just shit

You just can't get cheap chink trash and expect a 100 bucks earphones

>Ordered from Gearbesr US warehouse sunday
>still not shipped today
What's it take to put something in a box and slap a label on it ya assholes?

>Unbeatable build quality and a generous use of quality materials
>half the reviews here complain about them falling apart within three months

I have all of them in a vera volume and I really can't share any faces but give me a good phone and I might throw some old ones to a pomf clone

How is it?

Hybrids if you want neutral sound with supreme clarity.
DF-10 if you are a Scottish pedophile.

After Chinese New Year I will bite the bullet and order Eiaosi and compare them to my VE Monks as well as the shitty chinky earphones they sell at the dollar store.

My prediction is they will be better than dollar store headphones but worse than Monks but we shall see.

Mi4c has the best camera under $200
fastcardtech.com/XIAOMI-Mi4C-32GB.html

Redmi Note 3 Pro would be better otherwise but the camera is worse

>Hybrids
>neutral sound
Yeah nahh

Get the DZAT

The redmi 3 is deprecated

>Scottish pedophile
uhm

By what?

by 4

The Redmi Note 4 Snapdragon edition 3gb 32gb is $160 on Jan. 30 but only in India. How much do you think it will resell on aliexpress? What about after 4 months?

Note 4 has Mediatek, the Note 4 with Snapdragon has less powerful SoC than the RN3P and is missing most LTE bands.

Link please

Read wiki

gizchina.com/2016/12/27/oukitel-released-android-nougat-update-schedule/

Upon careful lurking other csg's, some anons claimed that they have good enough support of the official clean android roms. That has me convinced me to get one. Also see link above.

In regards to custom roms tho, support is limited. But with the clean android roms there's not much else to look forward to anyway, for me at least.

All I care about is getting rid of the stock carrier cancerous marketing material. Fuck you carrier.

Looking for a cheapo tablet < 200. Any recommendations

Pretty impressive for a chinkphone.

I'm just waiting for K10000s

here
aliexpress.com/item/Hot-sale-Spyder-Folding-Knife-Tactical-Blade-G10-Handle-Knife-Tools-Survival-Camping-Hunting-Knives-gift/32769493397.html

no orange back spacer but other than that its legit

Should I get the Redmi 3s or 4, since they have the same processor is there a big difference?
I'm also afraid of the botnet and see that there doesn't seem to be any Cyanogenmod release for any of them, do you think there will come any, or should I get a 3/3 pro maybe? Or is the Chink botnet just a meme?

>K10000s

More than one? Why?

WOW I have been trying to unlock my bootloader for so long now and this is literally the first time I made it work. All I had to do was one simple trick. Really, this is fucking stupid just why the fuck Xiaomi why?

i have the exact same one in my wishlist since finding it on 11/11.
I suppose you went with the orange one since its work related?
I ll expect a review once it is there

That's K10000 but slimmer. Supposed to launch earlier this month but nothing yet. No news, no updates, nothing.

he's probably a drug dealer.

I'm looking for a small knife, something I can toss into my watch pocket and forget it's there

Any recommendations?

how small you looking for
and what do you want to use it for

Oh, I'm retarded sorry for that. I work in sales and the phone is a work tool before anything else. I'm looking forward to get my hands on one of those.

Please leave your impressions with the battery endurance and your power/use profile later if you can.

On a side note, I hope Oukitel keep doing it's own thing and not go with the mainstream, "muh thinness" bullshit. There's so many people on this already, why be just another one?

In fact, I wish they dealt away with the vagina-oriented marketing and made a phone with 20000mah, bomb-in-your-pocket tier, manhands only. That would be awesome.

I would by one immediately. And many other men would too, i believe.

What was the simple trick?

aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-4-Pro-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-625-Octa-Core-CPU/32788124991.html?scm=1007.14110.63255.0&pvid=967699eb-84fe-4153-8a32-8e34f363b3d1

What do y'all think of this, seems pretty good

Cube iwork1x
Chuwi Hi10 Pro

Thanks user!

What trick was it?

It's a great phone, especially in terms of battery life, just make sure it's got the network bands you need

What chinese gizmo will allow me to eavesdrop on my roomates from the safety if my room?

as small as possible to still be somewhat usable, just for the rare occasion I'll need something sharp on me to open a packaging or something like that

I was looking at the Sanrenmu 4XXX series, but there's still so many to choose from

I miss the old days when you don't have to charge your phone everyday.

Will it have as big of a rom community as RN3P?
>16€ more for the version without ugly white bezels

I do too. Up until a few months ago I had a nokia dumbphone, just for dat week of daily use, worry free.

Unfortunately, normies will norm.

My clients have moved en masse to chat apps. And i had to use smartphones only now to contact them.

Also I miss thicc. Fuck thin shit. You would think there would be someone trying to open and explore "new" markets, but no.

>LTE bands: 3, 5, 40
WTF that's less than what non-international RN3P supports

>cuckitel

>My clients have moved en masse to chat apps.
Do professionals seriously use chat apps? Feels unserious to me, calling or mail seems more appropriate but I guess times change.

For super small in non traditional form factors
>Serge Panchenko Coin Claw
>Gerber Zip Blade
>Spyderco Dog tag knife

For super small in traditional flip
>Cold steel Micro recon
>spyderco ladybug/dragonfly
>Boker subcom

For "small" knives
>CRKT drifter
>Sanrenmus
>cold steel mini recon

I just listed the original brands, obviously if you want chinkshit just get the chink knockoffs of these

yes
keep up with the times grandpa

My old company used hipchat for everything. It was awful.

That's the Redmi Note 4 Snapdragon version, Redmi 4 Pro has LTE band 1(2100), 3(1800), 7(2600), 38(2600), 39(1900), 40(2300), 41(2500)

It's not awful, it's hip like all the young people say.

>My clients have moved en masse to chat apps

They're called schoolfriends, not clients.

The company I work for uses slack extensively. I hate it but I have to use it.

phones under $50?

A used Lumia / moto G

I need brand new chink phones so I can resell.
I won't pay any taxes if they are under $50

You do know all Chinamen mark phones way under value so you don't have to pay taxes, right? Your $50 limit is silly.

What cheap hardware can you guys recommend me for building my own router?

This, lumias are fluid af
Imageboard browser is the best Chan app on WP

>Being retarded enough to buy the Redmi Note 4

It's a fucking downgrade from the RN3 you dunce. Snapdragon 625

it makes more sense to just get a cheap one

Teclast x98 air 3g
Anything 3d crashes on android
Fastmode.zip doesnt work and returns error 7 when i try to apply it with buikd in patcher.

What am I supposed to do?
I need it so i can stream my guinea pig playing games.

It's just for learning purposes, I wouldn't actually use it.

Have you ever wondered if you can bypass their stupid Xiaomi unlock tool and unlock using fastboot yourself like any decent fucking vendor does ever? Well, it's possible...

>Don't forget to message your favourite sellers, say thanks for their hard work and to wish them well in the new year.
FUCKA RUU CHINKO SENDU MAI SHEIT U FOOKIN LAZY GOOK

what do you mean?
you want to make one from scratch hardware wise or want to learn about the software that makes a router work.