Get IT job after trying to break into the industry for ages

>get IT job after trying to break into the industry for ages
>all my coworkers are unbearable, neckbearded spergs with terrible personalities
What now?

Ignore them and find some friends amoung the company who aren't autists?

just a suggestion

forgedaboutem

fap to your anime instead! #meaningful.life

Dont look at them.
Dont talk to them.

Sucks their smelly cocks.

>all my coworkers are unbearable, neckbearded spergs with terrible personalities

just like Sup Forums

This.
+ gently touch their butts while you are at it.

Did you ever consider the possibility of YOU being the unbearable one? Are you even making an effort to be friendly and kind to your co-workers?

I want to tickle Yui and make her smile big!

Sounds like you're actually the sperg

Yes I did and it's like walking on eggshells because they get triggered over stupid shit like little bitches. I just don't talk to them now.

Casually mention your boypussy.

>weeaboo pic
>all my coworkers are unbearable, neckbearded spergs with terrible personalities
seems legit

You waited so much for it as I can see, don't let that scums make you feel like you don't want it now.

Casually mention Maki.

1 slave away at work
2 enjoy free time
3 ?????
4 no really see 1 and 2

this

>They're all autists who keep to themselves and will leave me alone!
>I hate being forced to interact with them!
Then...don't?

>get my first IT job
>1 month in cool guys friendly bunch
>They find out my birthday
>They take me out to a strip club on my birthday
>They pay for the night

Not sure if it was just an excuse for them to get together and do something but it was fun night. I really enjoyed working there. I got downsized 3 years afterwards because I was still the newest member in the team. Company went under a couple's years ago from what I heard. Fun times

I always wondered from where it comes this shit of frogposting?

Rare Pepes predate alt-right Pepes, so when the alt-right became popular, people created Nazi Pepes to add to the already existing bank of Pepes.

post yui hugging a pillow!

Story time pls

Try working with Chads
You're complaining with your mouth full

what the fuck mean this shit?

===HISTORY OF FROG===
>Picture of frog, frog say, "feels good man" (2006)
>People on Sup Forums post frog when people on Sup Forums also feel good, man
>Sup Forums posters draw pictures of frog do other things
>Someone on /r9k/ collect all frog pictures
>People on Sup Forums like Nazi so make pictures of Nazi frog
>Frog is now famous for Nazi

Wow, someone even paid a lot for those pictures. Never imagined there was such kind of morons in this world...

search "Merda d'artista" from Piero Manzoni then

Here's one.
>come in for overtime
>lots of work to do
>boss said I don't have to do it because it's not my shift and I'm doing other stuff
>get it done for coworker coming later so he doesn't have to to be nice
>"Hey bro I got that stuff for you."
>"Wow user complaining about YOUR work? Obviously your father never taught you how to be a real man!"
I came so close to beating that fuckers face in then and there.

Its probably because you don't think before you ask stupid questions..

>He didn't get into a niche STEM degree
>He spends all days dealing with bitchy dumbasses who keep breaking their shit instead of enjoying comfy and personal 10-person-max classes where the professor brings in pastries or a thermos full of coffee to share once in a while
>He doesn't have buddies that he hangs out or studies with after class with every day, and go out to the pub with all of them at least once a week
>He doesn't have at least 1/3 of his colleagues being female, at least half of those qt, and at least 1 qt3.14 who is a paid model
>His job isn't related to hydrocarbons and/or mining and/or groundwater and/or enviormental
>His superiors don't all use Thinkpads with Linux
>He doesn't know C, Fortran, Matlab and Python as part of his regular curriculum
>He fell for the IT computer chimp meme

Shit life decisions, OP.

I would've literally deleted it
But then again, I'm a sperg too