Femanon here, I want to get into coding. what's a good place to start?

femanon here, I want to get into coding. what's a good place to start?

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post butt

postits

Not telling you

You took that picture from another thread.

Nice try LOSER

sell your pussy to the manager and youll be awarded with the coveted "developer evangelist" title that they give to "women in tech" these days.

what?

post a picture of your cunt

my basement

the ching chong penguins
sites.google.com/a/csemn.org/asian-penguins/

youtube

>femanon here
Why was this information relevant?

just suck a dick of some greasy tech upstart owner and you can plaster "code artisan" all over yourself.

damn women have it easy

Google is a good start if you have the discipline to teach yourself.

You could also try your local community college if you are in the USA and want a more structured type of learning environment.

Stay away from those bootcamps, paying $5k or $10k for an uncredited 12 week course or whatever is a gamble. You may just end up with an empty wallet and just enough knowledge to get yourself in trouble.

nice quads

>chink

^⨀ᴥ⨀^

White male here, what's a good place to learn programming?

Like I said these pictures were on a different thread early today and yea same fucking pictures you're not fooling anyone.

That is not you

Lets see if you post the third one

They never implied it was them, autist

>pls post the rest

Why did you have to point out being a femanon?

Sup Forums.org

whiteknight'ed

>pick a language you find interesting
>download a respectable book for the language
>read the fucking thing
>write toy programs

I've got the set but it's on a usb drive at home

My lap

>femanon here, I want to get into coding. what's a good place to start?

Fuck off

>>>/reddit/

asian girls are objectively superior

post feet

You can start by sucking a programmer's dick.

Quads confirm. Shadilay!

Post benis

1. Think of what you want to program
2. Google which language that requires
3. Start coding it with tutorials you Googled

This is the only way.

>Not being a girl (male)
Fucking kill yourself

please don't bully

tits or gtfo

tits or gtfo

can you be my gf desuka~

>asian girls are objectively superior

You have tits and a pussy? Just go get a job at a startup. You're qualified

>~
what did he mean by this?

>he
did you just assume their gender?

What does being a woman have to do with coding? Are you sexist?

it's a new meme ^.^
you say something in chinese then you put a tsunami sign like this ichigo~

Have a sex change

posting a picture of yourself isn't an argument

>Ruby !Sempai.oWA
Why is this information relevant.

haha dam owned

Can someone just post the rest of the pics already

You should check out "Kode With Klossy". She's one of the top female programmers and will guide you on a path to success. Before you know you'll be programming CSS and making serious money

get rekt namefag HAHAHAHA

How is life in the basement, neet-san?

Python the hard way.

>Ruby !Sempai.oWA
why was this information relevant here?

Flawless victory

damn, roasted

I heard that brainfuck is a common language for beginners.

Gentoo

#WRECKT

>python
>hard way

6/10 made me reply

Its true isn't it?

does anyone have the full set?

Your google-fu is weak, senpai.

>news.mmosite.com/content/2016-04-18/tuanzi_girl_in_alluring_black_silk.shtml

kys nigger

Post tits with timestamp and I will tell you.

Probably bait to see how fast this thread would go off da railz. And the answer was pretty quick.

user should build a wall to fend off tripfags, and make tripfags pay for it.

>pinsedashi.com
Nice try u looser nekbear bastard

No one is stopping you from sucking dick.

this is a shitty thread

actually shed a tear of pure happiness and joy

>1485527216804.jpg

Trolleng usted to be en art.

>>>/reddit/

Was that so hard?

>I'm something completely unrelated to the topic at hand
>help me

this is post-irony at its worst
>he thinks he's clever for making a pointless post he knows will get replies, and he realizes the contrivance of admitting to be female in this context

the problem is not that it's a post-ironic shitpost. the problem is that this is what his mind defaulted to in a state of boredom. everyone shitposts at times, and newfags do nothing but shitpost thinking that's how things work until they learn. I have a problem with op thinking this is fine or clever in any way.

anons, when you shitpost, keep in mind that shit has some amount of value to it. no one is fine going near shit except diaper fetishists, the shitter themselves, and people who can't smell. it doesn't matter what the qualities and aspects of the shit are, so much as that they -are-. what I mean is that none of us will remember this post by tomorrow. this thread is simply ghost bytes being run through our computers and the internet. it's entirely without substance or use. it's yet another thing to ignore

don't take me 100 percent literally. this is just a problem in general I have with Sup Forums; over time, the bar has consistently been lowered and lowered. of course, not being a sperg, I simply gloss over threads and posts like this (with this one exception) that have no substance at all. I've gotten quite good at filtering the shitposts from the nonposts- the "data"posts that simply exist to use up more bandwidth. but I wonder just how low the bar can go? how many more posts, in the future, may I end up glossing over? will it become exponential? even shitposts are shit; this is simply nothing

just lol if you think anyone is going to read all this

A computer science classroom at a 4 year University is a good place to start.

No it's not

Pajeet has been programming pure java bytecode in his sleep since he was 7

White male here.

You should say "programming" not coding, for starters. Other than that learn the concepts by learning Python. Then try to make something you want to make.

I'm a white male btw
Maleanon.

nobody who makes anything gives a single shit about the people who don't behold it, you stupid cunt. I wrote it for the 2 people who would read it

I'm ascended, motherfucker. I'm better than you in every way. my mind-soul works on several universal tiers higher than yours, dirtbag. get on my level and I might even look in your general direction within the next couple universal cycles,
nerd

That the top is just some utterly basic hello world shit should be pointed out as well.

>apple user
>breath smells like semen 24/7

Can we talk about the inherent contradiction of 'femanon'? The entire point of anonymity is that, in sharp contradiction to meatspace interaction, your words are judged on their merit alone - age, sex, attractiveness, social skills etc are all irrelevant. By labelling yourself femanon, you are throwing away anonymity. Might as well link your FB page while you're at it.

the best place to learn c0ding is to google Anonymous and ask on Twitter.

But that's for script kiddie faggots.

If you want to program, I suggest TrueOS and its ports from Linux. That will introduce you to be best development platform.

If you just want to make PHP and java stuff, then it's 4 years in a university.

However, you can't plagiarize in uni.

triggered

Most of the top hackers from China are women, but none of the guys there know it.

>4 years to learn php and java

>However, you can't plagiarize in uni

usually the women quit when asked due to "hostile workplace."

yes, i am saying university does not teach programming.

Saged. Tits or GTFO

hacking is pure plagiarism/

ask those script kiddies who think they are Anonymous. they do it all the time.

>posting two successive comments in the same thread

Reevaluate your life senpai

>Anonymous-GWN
Why was this information relevant?

codecademy, moocs and uni. online stuff will help with the syntax and some of the logic but the uni environment will teach you the fundamentals you need to know.

Institutionalized sexism makes it harder for men to suck dick than for women.

>not inverting gender standards by wearing a cut skirt and panties

Step it up user, with the right attitude you'll be on your knees in no time

This is a thread about nothing.

with C, or maybe python if you doubt your competence