You come across a random computer and it appears to be a command console for the universe. What is the first thing you type?
You come across a random computer and it appears to be a command console for the universe...
Mason Gutierrez
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Cameron Phillips
sudo rm -rf
Angel Wright
ls
Kayden Gray
this
William Butler
Is it because it's the only command you know?
Jordan Ross
apt-get install botnet
Julian Roberts
Kek
Caleb Ross
sudo chmod -R 777 /mnt/earth/bio/animal/homosapiens/female
Dylan Rodriguez
reboot
Carter Cook
whoami
just to check.
>not giving yourself power over /dev/universe1 or, better, /
Think bigger user
Matthew Anderson
So you want to be able to execute too?
Owen Peterson
[CODE]
10 GOTO 10
[/CODE]
Tyler Bailey
# rm -f $(which rm)
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Mason Thomas
sudo rm -fr will do absolutely nothing.
Jesus fucking christ freeturds are stupid. They don't even know the OS they shill Go run Windows 10 faggots and see software that actually matters once in your life.
not even adding a "/" in the end does much usually. it needs something extra to not bork.
Jaxon Long
>a random computer and it appears to be a command console for the universe. What is the first thing you type
delete jews
Justin Cooper
poweroff
Juan Campbell
John Myers
Fpbp
Chase Sullivan
pwd
Ayden Ward
sudo cat /etc/passwd | grep god
Eli Morgan
useradd -m -g users -G wheel,log,http,ftp -s /bin/bash gentooman
passwd gentooman
echo 'Match User gentooman
PasswordAuthentification yes' >> /etc/sshd/ssh.conf
systemctl enable --now sshd
passwd
su gentooman
git clone github.com
cowsay 'lol godmode'
Jaxson Adams
No preserve root, iirc
Kevin Reyes
poweroff -f
Mason Sullivan
/thread
Jackson Reyes
# rm -rf /*
Will work.
Sebastian King
rm -rf /life/human/caucasian/male
Jason Lee
deltree c:
Colton Hill
>systemctl enable --now
jesus christ that's going to save me a lot of time thanks user
Thomas Wright
>mfw numbers
Hudson Smith
what does this do? is it like enable and start in one?
Joshua Ross
Yup
Chase Thomas
rm -rf /life/human/jew
Ethan Barnes
sudo mv /earth/females /home/mydick && cowsay "start sucking bitch"
Lincoln Evans
HCF
Ethan Morales
help
/?
ls
John Turner
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
Alexander Lewis
uname -r
cat /proc/cpuinfo
free -h
df -h
Because I'm curious. Then I'd fork bomb the shit out of it.
Christopher Howard
:(){ :|: & };:
Luis Murphy
Help
Angel Reyes
Sudo install gentoo
Daniel Nelson
Help im being held captive by north korea!!!!
Ayden Perez
vim /etc/user/user/status.conf
autism=NO
Evan Murphy
dir
cd life
dir
cd humans
rmdir c:\minorities -s
Isaiah Wright
shutdown now
It's really quite simple boys
Alexander Bennett
fpbp
Ryan Smith
echo "Hello, World"
Lincoln Lopez
Found the escape:
\
Robert Edwards
locate mexico | wall
Aaron Morgan
user you fucking dumb
rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
Justin Morales
Clearly a computer for the universe would have a perfect interpreter that could parse any expression, you stupid lunix fags.
Joshua Powell
Wipe it.
Ayden Walker
help
Connor Perez
dirr
Noah Cruz
10 print praise clang
20 go to 10
Jackson Ortiz
Send nudes.
Zachary Jenkins
$ man man
Logan Walker
3deep5me
Chase Scott
This guy, this guy is the actual sad fuck we think about when we say neckbeard.
Feels.
Landon Johnson
>sudo rm niggers jews muslims 3rd-wave-feminists clinton-supporters
Mason Perry
tree /etc/species.list
Zachary Flores
>cd code
>cd..
>cd..
>cd..
>cd ..
>ls
>cd code
cd ..
cd
Joshua Gonzalez
tree /etc/species
David Bennett
uname -a
Joshua Howard
underrated
Juan Allen
chgrp muslims /earth/Donald\ Trump
Jaxson Stewart
>shutdown -h+10 "kek"
Brayden Martinez
if [[ $(uname) == 'OpenBSD' ]]; then /usr/games/tertis else (sudo apt install bsdgames && tetris) || (sudo pacman -Syyu bsdgames && tetris) || (sudo emerge tetris) || (echo "this machine is shit" && sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /)
Jonathan Sanders
echo 'ACCEPT_LICENSE="-* @FREE"' >> /etc/make.conf
Xavier Cook
a=$penis
$penis=$vagina
$vagina=$a
Elijah Perry
sed -i 's/Linux/GNU\/Linux/g' .*
Nathaniel Collins
>sed -i 's/Linux/GNU\/Linux/g' .*
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as GNU/Linux, is in fact, GNU/GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus GNU/Linux.
Hudson Davis
delete muslims
delete niggers
delete jews
done
Kayden Roberts
>>Sup Forums
Carson Phillips
>>>/reddit/
Joshua Foster
Given that I don't even know if it's a POSIX system, some DOS bullshit or some spooky ayylium shit. I would type help first and see what happens.
Owen Harris
echo "cuck meme"
Jordan Carter
screenfetch -s
Isaiah Roberts
That and Brazilians.
Nathan Reyes
>Jews
>human
William Ross
will you be my AI gf
Carson Perez
useless cat.
Kevin Ward
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Austin Allen
/help
Carson Collins
useradd -g admin user
Joseph Johnson
/godmode
Josiah Anderson
man unzip && touch balls
Luis Brown
this post probably has the biggest meaning/character count that has ever been composed on this board
i unironically salute you.
Jonathan Rodriguez
i don't type anything, i sit there wondering why the fuck an IBM 5150 has a unix shell. brb gonna go try to install looooonux on my 5150 sitting on my shelf.
Levi Hill
Luis Rivera
hi :)
Ian Stewart
Ctrl + c
Jaxon Robinson
kek
Hunter Adams
cd code
cd..
cd..
cd..
cd..
ls
cd code
cd..
cd
Jaxson Rodriguez
kek
Henry Jones
scp -r /galaxy/milkyway/earth/childporn [email protected]:/home
Camden Wilson
//help
David Perry
You don't have the password, retard
I would type help
Robert Perez
>whoami
>just to check.
Underrated. I got you user.
Anthony Diaz
pwd
Joshua Russell
Install Gentoo