So a few weeks ago I started noticing that my internet often stops and after it was down for two days in a row I called the technician from the cable company. He noticed that someone attached a cheap Chinese splitter on my cable outside my apartment and is stealing my cable so he cut the thing off.
Only one fucking day after the fixed it this mother fucker of a neighbor puts another splitter and my internet dies again, so again, I call the company. This time they cut the cable, rewire everything and put special connectors that cannot be removed with regular tools, they place the cables back in to the wall and seal everything. They also said that inspection will be here in a day or two to see who is doing that >great, problem solved ? >nope
One week after, no inspection came, but the fucking faggot neighbor takes the seal of the wall, cuts all the cables(and the connectors) and rewires the entire thing again with a fucking splitter coming out of my cable. Not only that, this time it's a four way cheap splitter with four cables connected to it.
What to do ? Do i just call the cable company again so that they could fix the shit again only for the neighbor to come up with a better way to steal the cable ? I want to fuck his shit up somehow, should I run high voltage trough the cable and fry his equipment on the other side ? >Need suggestions
I know he isn't stealing my internet , it's impossible when I have the modem box. He is stealing TV signal for three TV's (or possibly three neighbors together are stealing the thing). But when three of them are stealing the internet signal is so weak that it basically dies
Sebastian Long
get photevidence, the company surely has records of the incident. sue his ass.
Michael Powell
call the cops dummy. shit.
Kevin Hall
Invest in a camera, electrifying the coax could be all kinds of legal problems, maybe you can broadcast hentai and jumpscares through his coax
Gavin Smith
Poop through his letterbox
Dominic Carter
I live in a second world country, cops are shit here. And suing doesn't work like in U.S. My granddads neighbor claimed that half of my granddads backyard is his and sued him, the process lasted 9 years after which my grandpa proved the land was his. I live in a shithole >no need to worry about legality >can do whatever the fuck I want to him
Thomas Campbell
just beat his fucking ass then take some leftover coax cable and strangle the motherfucker
Parker Ward
That's an intersting idea, I could use HDMI to coax adapter and stream some shit on his TV, but the problem is that he would obviously see cables running into my apartment from the box
Blake Kelly
don't remove the splitter just pull out a cable or some shit so the neighbour comes back then shove a knife into his back
Matthew White
how does he even get access to the cable?
Nathaniel Jackson
The only thing protecting the cables is a sheet of metal with four nails ... Check the picture above
Jacob Lopez
Do you know who's fucking with it, or not? And if not, is there any way to follow the cables and find out?
Liam White
this. nothing is stopping you from stabbing him. if your country is as bad as you say, they won't know it was you.
>unplug >dress nice and warm >wait there >stab
Adrian Ward
If that pic is from the actual splitter and the cables going to your neighbours houses just grab the cables, pull as much as you can and then cut it as deep as you can inside the wall, take the splitter and then push again whatever minimal excess cable was left over into the wall again. Leave everything like nobody was there. If he wants to reconnect the cable he will have to run down cable from his home to that place again. A pain in the ass and probably the fucking nigger won't do it because it's too much effort.
Carson Brown
Just move from the ghetto.
Like God damn dude.
William Brown
Fry his shit and keep doing it until he stops.
Henry Gomez
Actually I know where one cable leads, since the number of the apartment is written on it with pen it's the apartment across me, but the other two are a mystery
Brayden Watson
Apply high voltage to the coax.
Bentley Torres
This. Fight fire with fire.
At some point one of you will give.
Ian Rodriguez
That's actually pretty good, I wanted to cut the cables anyway, but you're right if you cut it deep enough and shove it into the whole the faggot will have a hard time fixing the shit and he probably won't do it again And yea, that's the real picture outside my apt
Camden Ortiz
Break in when he's not home and smash his TV. He won't steal your cable if he has nothing on which to watch it.
Leo Powell
Sounds risky, might his neighbour not just take revenge by doing the same thing?
Adrian Green
Block all the devices that aren't yours and then report it to the police
Christian Diaz
I was thinking that, but just gotta find a way to apply high voltage. That would probably fry the first thing connect to coax. >worst case = fries the amplifier >best case = fries his TV
Kevin Clark
>take out renters insurance >wait a few months >lock them all inside and burn the motherfucker down >collect money
Henry Rogers
Use a car jumper
Wyatt Watson
I already did that >read the original post The police never came, and the nigger rewired the thing again
Jonathan Bennett
Pretty much anything to mess with him in a damaging way is risky in this case, even cutting the cords deeper inside the wall.
Jeremiah Gomez
You could try covering the wires with a pipe then put stickers on it that's say gas line
Chase Powell
If he's sneaky, he might have a surge protector on the cables, but I doubt it.
Christopher Hall
Why, I get that frying his shit up would be dangerous, but cutting the wires ? That shithead is stealing the TV I am paying
Adam Powell
I'm pretty sure he would notice a gas line suddenly apppearing since that would be his fourth time messing with the cables
Cameron King
Install a webcam where he splits the wires. Next time he shows up: smile! You're on Gameboy camera!
Easton Scott
nothing a crowbar to the skull wont fix, kill his ass
Camden Rogers
frying his shit would make him not want to risk connecting to your cable again. you can do this after you have ordered protection for your own devices. dont bother with the internet boxes, they dont like them
Caleb Carter
Why can't you just stop being a pussy and go confront him? You don't even have to do anything edgy, just tell him to fucking back off before you harm him. Make sure you intimidate him with some kind of blunt weapon and yelling.
Nolan Diaz
No man, I know who is stealing the internet, the apartment numbers are written on the cables. I already called the inspection but this seems to be common thing in ShitLandSerbia and they seem not to care
Leo Campbell
High voltage
Fry his devices :)
Daniel Davis
or just use some weird ass screw that he doesnt have a driver for
Mason Adams
He might cut your cables too. Of course frying his stuff is way more dangerous, but damaging the cable inside the house also may infuriate him, especially if it's high effort to repair.
Hunter Gomez
Order a Chinese security cam, 720p 30fps Blackmail him with the footage. If the law won't do anything, shame him into becoming a decent human bean
Jack Williams
what country do you live in?
Christian Myers
nothing fancy like thsi is needed, hooking up the power line to it for 60 seconds or so should do, then jsut put everything back the way it was
William Morgan
Did that >read the original post He just cut the cables right before the "weird conncetor he doesn't have a screw for" and attached regular connectors
Liam Perez
This. Stop being a pussy OP.
Go and steal your cable back, and do a ten times worse hack job with even cheaper splitters and couplers made from coat hangers and duct tape
Elijah Myers
>Balkans >Serbia
Luis Martinez
Probvably some shitty European country, because the cable company doesn't seem to care.
The thief/vandal is probably a refugee or mudslime, also. Can't offend those groups with civilized society and other such nonsense.
Grayson Ross
>Serbia >Cables and splitter have English text. Are we being rused?
Grayson Carter
Are you sure its him, and not another cable company? He cant steal your internet, maybe cable. Those spliters are used by cable companies to lower your signal dB if its too high, and obviously split the signal. My parents had an issue like that when they switched to RCN. ATT kept coming out and cutting the new lines. Caught the lineman on the 3rd time doing so, fucking bitched his fucking ass out, and called the cops, and had him removed from our property, and filed a complaint against ATT. If I wasnt living in such a liberal state at the time, I could have had him on his knees at gunpoint too.
Anyway, the only thing you can do is: File a police report Catch him in the act with a camera Contact your landlord, or building association.
Where do you live?
Adam Kelly
Cheap generic equipment from China
Ayden Peterson
I'm an 18 year old normal build student Behind that door may be another student or a retired 70 year old But knowing my country, it's most likely a 30 year old bald dude with a top tank shirt
Eli Taylor
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Jaxon Morgan
What kind of pussy are you? Go confront the neighbor about it. Jesus. All these betas in the thread giving you advice about where and how to cut the cable etc. Am I the only alpha on Sup Forums? Man up fag.
Matthew Walker
You really think Serbia produces it's own splitters and cables, 99% of those things are imported from Taiwan and have english markings
Ayden Rogers
Jesus Christ you fucking pussy, that's why you're bringing a hammer or bat or something. Also why haven't you stalked the apartment to know who lives there? Why the fuck are you posting it on the Internet instead of doing the stuff that matters IRL first?
Why would I confront a dude with a bat when I can do more interesting and damaging things
Oliver Flores
I'd move somewhere with less shitty neighbours.
Michael Barnes
Dude just beat the fuckers ass and tell him you're gonna shoot his ass if he continues. He isn't gonna stop if you continue being such a pussy. Also fuck his shit up and run electricty or whatever through the coax.
Nicholas Brooks
>should I run high voltage trough the cable and fry his equipment on the other side ? Sure
Zachary Harris
Cum on his wires to assert your dominance, then cut the bastards as far back as you can and shove them back into the hole never to be seen again
Then take his shitty splitter and encase it in a jello mixure of piss and cum
Leave the jello and a kind note by your wires and post results
Hudson Campbell
>I can do more interesting and damaging things
No, stop deluding yourself, you're just looking for roundabout ways to fight passive-aggressively because you're afraid of your bully.
>ahahahaha why would I beat him and make him back off when I can carry out my revenge in a villainous way? >I'm such a mastermind ahahahahaha
You're definitely a pussy and your time is probably worthless; I'd steal your cable too, fuck I'd even steal your lunch money.
Chase Roberts
Sup Forums can't help you not be a pussy
Daniel King
you can't do shit without knowing anything at all about the person
also, is that pic on the fucking street or in your property?
Brandon Lee
yeah sure, let's do your brilliant plan. I'll show up infonrt of his door with a bat, threaten him and then what ?
Bentley Campbell
Apartment building, in the hall between the apartments. Technically the property of the state
Kayden Diaz
Just fry the surge protector then
Henry Perry
>should I run high voltage trough the cable and fry his equipment on the other side ? I'd go for this, but he might do it back
Sebastian Hall
typical internet tough guy, guess what dipshit? If you go up to someone's house with a bat and beat the shit out of him, or threaten him, you'll get the cops called on you. Beating the shit out of guy with a fucking bat won't fix all your problems, despite what your inner 12 year old might think
Luke Diaz
>being such a fag that you don't know how to assert your position against other individual in a confrontation because you haven't had that experience
Listen kid, forget it, you're better off just paying for two services and gifting one to him; that way your Internet will be working properly. You can also cook his meals and clean his place weekly to remain on good terms with him.
Daniel Adams
this nice dubs
Tyler Lopez
connect your cable to 110V and leave his disconnected. if he connects it again, fireworks!
Carter Young
see if this is true, there is no reason not to fuck the guy up. maybe take the splitter off and leave a warning in the cables hole threatening the fucker
Carson Richardson
Who's gonna call the fucking cops because a person hit another stranger with a bat a couple times? You must live in a candy ass place, cops don't even respond to calls from my neighborhood since more than a decade ago; not everyone lives in sheltered places like you.
>but causing damage to his stuff by making dangerous usage of the infrastructure (which by the way is easier to verify than a confrontation, and will raise more attention because the building owners will be concerned about their property) is totally fine, you can't get into trouble doing that
Sounds like you're the 12 year old if you didn't think of this. Literally stop being a pussy and man up.
Blake Ross
He's going on your property, cutting up your walls to do this? Fucking call the cops and sue him.
Isaiah Jenkins
Fuck both of you, I'm cutting the wires and taking the splitter with me tonight, I'll shove the cables back in to the hole and call the inspection again
if that fucker tries that again, I'm frying shit up
If all else fails, cops, frying shit up and cutting the splitter I'll take my bat and camp in front of his door until he comes out, then I'm fucking him up
James Mitchell
>>no need to worry about legality >>can do whatever the fuck I want to him Just run AC through his and all the other peoples coax then. If he chucks a fit say "Well you shouldn't be overloading the circuits, no wonder they fried."
Brody Brooks
>Disconnect asshole's equipment from the splitter >hook AC mains cable to his cables using diy adapter >plug said AC mains cable into wall >fry asshole's equipment
Thomas Reed
Unhood your shit and put a car battery across the connector.
Caleb Lee
Yeah wow, 12 volts will definitely fry his equipment
Kevin Campbell
You seem like a tough guy. You must have lived in a tough neighborhood, huh?
Hunter Reyes
what kind of third world shithole do you live in where someone getting beat half to death with a bat isn't worthy of calling the cops? And I say that seriously because I live in a latin american shithole myself.
Assault is assault cunt, and believe it or not the cops tend to come in when someone gets the shit beat out of them. Instead of pretending to be a tough guy, consider reading a book sometime moron.
Property damage is equally stupid, but less likely to get him into trouble. If the other guy can steal cable and bust a wall, I'm sure causing an "accidental" short circuit won't draw too much attention. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some live power wires ran really close to the coax.
Landon Turner
>Being this tough
Not everyone's as tough as you, Tyrone.
Brandon Reyes
The fault in your plan is that he's gonna be the one coming to your door to ask for his stuff back and you're gonna shit your pants when he asks why the fuck you cut his cables. This is what happens when you don't make other respect you.
>I'm frying shit up
No, that's incredibly idiotic and makes you liable to more stuff than just confronting him. You don't know what's inside his apartment, you could even start a fire and/or end up killing somebody. Everyone suggesting you to do that is either an imbecile without common sense or a troll trying to get you into trouble. Just stop bikeshedding and fix the problem already.
It has nothing to do with being tough, it's just the real world. As a Mexican who stumbled into a bag of heads once, I don't consider myself a tough guy, but yelling at another person and giving him five or six hits with a bat will not harm him seriously. In practice, people always put their arms in the way and move a lot when being attacked, so you don't really land clean hits that cause high damage. It will be enough to scare him though.
There is nothing tough about going to the door of a neighbor that's bullying you to yell him to fucking stop it or get hit, are you faggots from Europe or something?
Wyatt Jackson
>Update I took the dude's splitter and disconnected all of the coax cables, Took his coax and cut a good 20-30cm of it an shoved it back in to the wall
15minutes later someone comes out and goes back again, didn't really catch him but he surely was watching TV 4 am in the morning
If he does it again, I'm frying his shit 5 am in the morning, fuck him
James King
>15minutes later >watching TV 4 am in the morning
Then why wouldn't he come immediately? Ask yourself why he took 15 minutes and you'll shit yourself when you realize what's going on. You clearly lack street intelligence, but you're getting a valuable lesson on that tomorrow kiddo. Good luck.
And what exactly is going on ? He probably smacked his TV a few times, checked all the connections, thought about it and realized it was the cables, went out, saw that I took the splitter and went back in
What do you think he did ? Reloaded his shotgun ? Sharpened his knife ? Masturbated on the thought of beating me ? >kek, you're an idiot