He doesn't sip on a nice, smooth, warm cup of coffee while he programs his programs

>he doesn't sip on a nice, smooth, warm cup of coffee while he programs his programs

>he doesn't drink double shot espresso in one gulp three times a day to be able to function

>drinking the sleep depriving jew

>he doesn't drink a monster every morning for daily supplement of b-vitamines

>coffee
Why?
Strong brewed black tea doesn't taste as coffee and contains as much kaffeine as coffee does.

>tea doesn't taste as coffee

exactly. coffee is top tier in taste

>he
(´。＿。｀)

>as bitter as coffee
Just fixing up my message.

>not sipping on kava tea all day long

P O S T I T

>sleeping

I make tea in the office because it's easier to nuke a mug of water for a minute and a half and drop in a couple tea bags, than it is to brew a pot of coffee.

If I had my druthers I'd drink coffee all day, but tea and milk works in a pinch.

>pic related
>that sweet, sweet google office coffee

>he doesn't drink coffee while writing programs in java

Is this picture a new meme of some sorts?

dean pls go

Coffee makes me BRRAAAAAAAAAAAP

Don't forget plenty of life saving taurine.

tea heads
we in here

>he doesn't take amphetamines to enhance his mental capabilities and alertness

>americans drink lukewarm coffee with extra corn syrup and electrolytes™

>needing to sleep in the afternoon

>mental capabilities

lel no. Doesn't change you mentally at all, in fact fucks you up. Dont take that stuff man learn just use caffeine to focus

One of my co-workers makes espresso every day and it smells like actual dog shit. I will never understand coffee drinkers.

first person ive ever heard to say that

i think your sense of smell is goofed up, son

Maybe my dog takes particularly fragrant shits, but his espresso smells exactly like them. He also might be burning it. I don't know, I'm not a coffee drinker.

>worried about fucking himself up mentally with drugs
>recommends caffeine

Fucking kek. Just because something is socially acceptable, doesn't mean it's not a drug.

Burnt coffee does smell like dog shit, tell him to buy a proper coffee maker if he can't manage to fuck it up doing it a more traditional way.

caffiene from a cup of coffee or red pull doesn't even come close to the frying of the brain amphetamines can do

Hot apple cider masterrace

In both cases, it's all a matter of dosage. If you use amphetamines responsibly, it's about as dangerous as caffeine.

>Coffee
>Not drinking soylent and taking a caffeine and l-theanine supplement
jesus christ why did I decide to work at a start up that doesn't have coffee

>americans MICROWAVE water

>not breaking office furniture to make a fire to boil water
haha dumb amerifats

>not microwaving everything

two teaspoons per mug
draw 4 mins
dash of milk

>he isn't diagnosed with ADHD and take stims

>microwaving your kot

don't.

How else are you supposed to get hot pussy?

>not drinking groene thee met citroen

Coffee and tea are both awful. They have awful aftertastes and I hope you enjoy your caffeine addiction.

slecht voor je tanden, maatje

>not arizona green tea in the morning and vodka and coke at night
>his drinks aren't A E S T H E T I C

sugar in da morn sugar at night

oh yes i do op, yes i do

also >he

*kiss

he buys and drinks cheap shit.

in my office they have proper machines with quality coffee. fucking liquid heaven.
> tfw you start working at company
> discover unlimited coffee
> end up ODing on coffee for weeks

was fucking awesome though.
> pump up the music
> hunt bugs

Though, you don't have to throw out THAT much money. There is a very popular local brand in my country that is very affordable (40$ or so), and makes very good almost espresso quality coffee.

>he doesn't slip a nice, smooth, warm dildo up his rectum while he programs

> protecting against memory leaks

I live on energy drinks and pizza.

>he programs enjoyably without any accelerants such as caffine

> he doesn't drink hot cocoa, to calm him down before leading a sales pitch

meed to re-evaluate your life user