How can I hide my internet searches?

How can I hide my internet searches?

Internet service provider told my parents that I masturbate to beastiality

What the fuck do I do? They're about to kick me out.

Bullshit, why would they tell them that

By dont masturbate to bestiality.

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where the fuck do you live? North Korea?

Stop lying on the internet or I tell your parents.

Use a VPN. If poorfag, use Tor.

>lying on the internet
This is how pathetic you are.

This

>he doesn't watch porn on his smartphone

Bestiality is legal to watch assuming you live in the US

Stop going to /mlp/

what are some vpn(s)?

VPN

HTTPS everywhere should do the job, but to be super safe use a VPN or Tor

What ISP tells you something like "boy you watch a lot of porn"
Second, if it's illegal where you are, wouldn't they just report it to the cops?

I think exposing user's searches to their family isn't very good for business.

AzireVPN

Either you're lying, your parents are lying, or you live in a third-world shithole where you likely have bigger problems to worry about.

How would the ISP know you're masturbating?

You want to try and make it a bit more believable next time you post this.

is cyberghost good?

>goes to furaffinity without HTTPS
You brought it on yourself.

An excellent jumping off point is not fucking animals.

That would probably eat up a ton of data, or you'd have to be on the wifi, which wouldnt do anything to get past the ISP.

This is also assuming your mobile provider wouldnt rat you out either, which is a big if.

Use searx.me

ixquick/startpage no longer give functional results after Google kicked them out, and the guy that runs duckduckgo is evil

why bother

people sniffing your traffic still know you went there - that's bad enough already

/thread

you should consider to kys you degenerate

Use TOR
Done.

i wonder what my mom would say if she found out I browse milf and mom/son incest porn exclusively

David?