He doesn't sip on a nice, warm cup of coffee while he programs

>he doesn't sip on a nice, warm cup of coffee while he programs

>programming
This is the consumer electronics board.

>not sipping on pic related

Coffee is a dish best served hot.

I drink lots of water while at work.
At the end of the day my pee is pretty much colorless.

>he wants to have a burned tongue later on in the day

Literally the GOAT caffeinated drink.

huh

lollol yep i remember posting that.

the meme is back

>tfw it only lasts 5-10 minutes
>can't have another or you'll be pissing buckets for the next 2 hours

>drinking coffee
>drinking anything other than hot milk with sugar or honey and some chocolate powder
You're an American aren't you?

>he doesn't sip on a nice, cold glass of water while he programs
>and he doesn't swallow caffeine pills as necessary

do people actually like the taste of coffee? do you enjoy taking all that time to heat up liquid and then wait for it to cool back down?

kava tea is the only drink you need.

coffee increases blood pressure

>unironically and shamelessly posting that as an alternative
you're underage, aren't you?

>he doesn't listen to traps getting plowed in the background of his headphones while he programs

>he doesn't snort amphetamines while coding

>he hasn't nailed down the exact time it takes to warm up a cup of coffee to the perfect degree

I've been too busy nailing your mum tbqhwy fambino

whats your soundcloud bruh

i drink DUDE WEED TEA LMAO

pretty sure you've gotta make it quite hot in order to extract all the stuff my man

>snorting

that lessens the effect smart one

I use pre-workout when I want to compute. This is one I got at Wal-Mart but you can get better ones at Vitamin Shoppe or GNC. I got this one called Freak Juice from the Internet once and it was some serious shit.

I also use pre-workout before busy days at work and I call it ``juicing''
My boss does it too

I prefer a cup of tea desu

>drinking milk is shamefur
>i let other people decide what i should and shouldn't consume
>inb4 le autism meme
Well at least my tastes in food aren't dictated by a fickle majority of faggots.

DUDE


TEA


LMAOOOO

dude this is just giving you adrenaline and burns you out. It doesn't actually improve cognitive abilities in the brain. This shit is worse than energy drinks, my friend

The best coffee comes out at about 80°C. Anything above that and your burning it.

>Implying coffee is anything but a caffeine delivery system
>Implying I'll spend 3 bucks a can
Nah, I'll go for Venom.

>he doesn't do nice long lines of amphetamine while he programs for 3 days straight

I don't care what you say, I stand by juicing, especially ones that have lots of l-theanine

coffee does the same thing

how is that juicing...? it's not juicing. You sound dumb for calling it that.

I don't use soundcloud, why? Are there some good tracks of traps getting their boipucci demolished on soundcloud? Link?

...you put it in water and it makes juice.

coffee has much less chemicals in it though and comes from a natural source, the coffee bean. Energy drinks and pre workouts are powders (((some mother fuckin scientist))) made in a lab somewhere to make money off you.

NAH I WANNA LISTEN TO UR MIXTAPE SOUNDS FIRE

ok ya but the term juicing usually refers to steroid injection. You've been spending too much time on /fit/, my friend. Join the dark side and look into legitimate cognitive enhancers.

Yeah but I personally call pre-workout usage juicing. I couldn't care less what musclefags call it.

>muh chemicals!!

coffee is acidic which can cause problems. it has chemicals too. and most people add more chemicals to it (sweetener, creamer).

coffee is the worst placebo

It's summer here and it's fucking hot, so no.

I drink tea

>living in either the future or the past
which is it, time-travel-san?

He's a fucking n'wah and a strayan.

You forgot something.

>being retarded, autistic, or underageb&
which is it, trip-chan?

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