Want to order an escort online

>want to order an escort online
>ordering site uses non-free javascript
>mfw the botnet wants me to stay a virgin

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I want you to stay a virgin too you cutey

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nice meme

>25 and still virgin
>just jack off to anime all day

animu thread?

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex is a waste of time and energy.

Re-skinned memes, my favourite.

This is a very good post. I like it very much.

Care t explain why this is bad? IRL whores is ridiculously expensive and 99% of them is stupid af.
Yes, there is a moments when I want to at least hug someone really bad, but not often enough to do all this "horny-teenager"-style things on a regular basis you know.
Just touch yourself and live full life all the rest 1345 minutes of a day.

>not wanting to bang 18 year olds for the rest of your life (for a fee of course)
>not wanting to get cucked by a wife who'll end up getting old and ugly
>not wanting to live through a divorce by said wife who'll end up taking everything for herself and her new nigger boyfriend thus ruining the rest of your life.

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I still don't even know what an "escort" is.

You must be 18 to post here

I'm 23.

leave it to [s4s] to reskin memes, how unoriginal

I'm a 24 at the exact same situation. I used to care about it back when I was 20, but I don't anymore.
I've had a girlfriend during junior high, women just take time, attention and money. I rather use that myself instead of wasting on a whore just so we can rub our genitals together

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i want this meme to die

americans get squeamish about sex and can't say or even type out prostitute

It's also for legalities/deniability.

>>>/reddit/

paying an escort for sex? that would be illegal. i only pay them for their company.

Anything that occurs during that time is a matter between two consenting adults.
Just like the 25 year old redhead I busted a nut inside while paying for her time last week.

Best forced Sup Forums meme.