Live in Russia

>live in Russia
>everyone uses Whatsup
>tfw too smart to use the botnet

Am I cursed to be different?

russia confirmed for 3rd world shithole

how is that?

only 3rd world shithole use whatsup example latin america.

>not uses
You are russian, aren't you

And india

People use it here in Germany as well. You just have an IQ of more than 65.

>germany not a 3rd world arab shithole.

better than burgers using sms in 2017

IMO, you join the botnet if you use whatsapp and fb in the same device... otherwise, whatsapp is fine for non-important shit

>live in Russia
>Am I curse-
yes

at least everything is not plane grey like commieblocks

How easy is it to be killed in that place?

It's actually the second world

not that much if you don't mess with anyone and don't go out at night
however, if you're white, you'll get kidnapped

t. born in a comuna

>if you're white, you'll get kidnapped
What for?

only stupid amerilars still use sms
:
newsflash: we also have unlimited sms but are smart enough to use superior instant messaging

not him, but.... money, of course
my guess is that, much like it happens everywhere else in latin america, white people are the rich ones that rule the country, while everyone else is brown or black

>Having friends.

I'm white and I'm poor. Where is your god now?

where are you from?
I'm white and poor too, and I live in some latam country... but I'm in my path of leaving poverty
classicism, racism, xenophobia, etc. go rampant in latam, and history has left its mark here also.
most poor people here have terrible education and live in shit environments, so this shit reproduces itself

>live in some latam country
Have you tried to sell cocaine?

Same GDP as Italy.

>not liking russia
What's wrong with you guys?

>tfw made literally 0 (zero) friends during college because I refused to use social media and everyone else met and got to know each other online

GEE THANKS Sup Forums

There's nothing wrong with WhatsApp for normie use.

for your privilege and fat.

>universal standard of messaging
>compatible out of the box with all devices
>somehow bad

You're one of those thots that use .gifs in a conversation, aren't you?

did you not go out to the rows or something?

If you're using Microsoft or Google products you are already part of the botnet since they're happy to share data with FSS. WhatsApp is almost safe but it uses SMS-based authentication.

>things that never happened

...

Nobody said Telegram yet?

I'm not a bootlicker user.

there's some kind of christmas themed comic on the other side of that page

>live in Russia
>everyone uses Telegram because it is """secure"""
>tfw too smart to use kgb botnet

>Blaming technology for not being able to make friends.

>Not talking to people in real life and going out to lunch or something.

>Thinking online interaction is the main way people make friends in real life.

You're just spare parts aren't you bud?

>talking to people online
>not just calling them to when you need shit,or wait for them to call you when they need shit from your
>wanting pointless interaction of small talk all to just butter you up for them wanting something,or you wanting something

sms is literally from 90s.
XMPP was the future, too bad amerikeks are backwards and invented stuff to make other countries backwards too
better than iMessage (sms)

>Whatsup
#1 app in Africa and other shiholes.

>being in latinamerican country
>got permapestered about getting installed whatsapp by almost everyone. let it be professional or personal acquaintances
>In my country is a fucking done deal since is the IM app that gets "free data" from cell carriers

I know that someday I have to give in, but so far I managed to dodge the bullet

ruskies and jews did it first when they invented ICQ, which is literally closed-down xmpp with centralized server

>commieblocks
at least those were safe. favelas are like a fucking open-air prison with prison rules.

but ICQ predates Jabber...
The later versions are XMPP but by then everyone switched already to something more modern

...

>tfw in switzerland
>have to use whatsapp to avoid being on the social level of a turbo autist (even aspies use whatsapp).
>tfw slave to the botnet
Why can normies not respect their own privacy?

>2017
>using certain software because normalfags expect you to use it

Then you wonder why you wife's son has zero respect for you.

Same in Spain

When I say that I don't use whatsapp is like WTF motherfucker in what world do you live??
how you can live without this miracle that allows you chat every fuckin day with other retards ??

Eat my shit normies I never gonna use that ship and when I say never is never

>Live in Ukrain (poor man's Russia)
>majority of people have massive mental disabilities and use viber
>Everyone who wanted to get rid of whatsapp or viber botnet moved to telegram
>its still botnet, even less secure and even more cancerous
Why live.

>t. born in a comuna
ayy negro hope you don't get shot by some some kid with a UZI when culococalombia loses a match

literally me except for the Sup Forums part. My own autism was at fault

So tell to Sup Forums
Your exes whatsapp
And your mom ones
We gonna talk to them to distract them when you sufer from autism
Please the number and country code
So lazy to search