You are imprisoned. Physical escape is impossible...

You are imprisoned. Physical escape is impossible. You are given one computer that only has a CLI and can only interpret assembly. There is no Internet access. Assume the computer has limitless processing power.

What do you do?

I'm dead.

calculate the best way to kill myself.

Jack fucking shit because you'd need more than just that computer.

unlimited processing power but limited heatsink capability
enter 22/7
duck behind cabinet
wait for pc to explode and form hole in wall

Code an AI, then ask it the unanswered questions of the universe.

>write a new high level programming language
>write a display server and GUI
>write GTA V and some console games emulated right on the metal to keep myself entertained
>write a general artificial intelligence (could take a few months)
>ask it how to escape

>assembly
jew lad
I'd rather hang myself with the power cord than learn assembly

write gentoo, then install it

assembly is simple as crap. it's just fucking annoying for any long and complex application.

>limitless processing power
Simulate a universe and transfer my consciousness in it... again.

>and can only interpret assembly
>interpret assembly
>assembly
>interpret
what?

do we at least get the manual?

sure whatever. Hell I'll throw in a complete assembly textbook

In that case the only real option is learn assembly and dick around with infinite processing power. Sort of a rhetorical question then.

write a forkbomb

press enter

see what happens with "infinite processing power"

Threaten to destroy the computer unless they let me out.

sudo apt-get install gentoo

break the computer monitor using the glass to slit my throat as I die slowly and painfully.

>Take the time to create UNIVAC
>"How do you reverse entropy?"
>Infinite processing power should theoretically allow it to figure it out
>Use said knowledge to become god

This.
Unlimited processing power leads to infinite power consumption and everything explodes (lol)

Can I has assembly commands reference?