ITT tech trends that fuck your shit up

ITT tech trends that fuck your shit up

>website ending in .ly, .io, or .me
>website in one vertical column
>javascript used to navigate website
>website has retarded name like "zezima", "namibia", or "gnubuntu"

>unindented html
>minified css
>minified javascript
>minified anything to hide their shitty code

JUST FUCK ME UP

>website ending in .ly, .io, or .me
Thank god you didn't put .moe

pomfpomf.moe is the only good website

admins pls no ban for link

>"zezima", "namibia"
I keked

>namibia

>tfw pol will never actually emigrate to namibia to build white paradise
>tfw we'll never be rid of them

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Nothing other than SJW support, Learn to adapt!
Seriously though, maybe everything needing JavaScript and everything being fucking soaked in it now?
Just don't form permanent habits, I prefer typing in .io over.net... .net is just dirty.

ehy is. io such a trend?

>minified anything to hide their shitty code
minification is done to avoid needing to send useless whitespace characters over the wire.
All modern browsers can un-minify code from within the dev tools.

Minified code isn't just to hide things. It's also to decrease bandwidth cost and parse times. Even free software should ideally do this, but provide a link to the non-minified version in a comment.

So, THIS, is what it's like to have severe autism.

Hackaday has an io, Looks like io is picking up speed because nerd_cred "I/O"

>your computer isn't powerful enough to process ten extra kilobytes

seriously?

>he thinks having a powerful computer gives him more network bandwidth

>your network cannot process ten extra kilobytes

fucking serious m8?

>he thinks he's the only person using the internet

People like you are are the reason everything is so bloated now

> 1995
> There are people on this board right now who did not exist when this joke was made.
Jesus fuck I feel old.

>US-specific site with .com
Use your ccTLD you niggers.

The rules for allocating .mil, .gov and .edu piss me off for related reasons.

>it's juts 10k brah
>adds more elements, 50 things now 10k bigger
>it's only half a meg brah
>adds more shit
>it's only a couple megs brah
soon...

that's more than 10kb you fucking bint. anybody who worries about 10kb on their connection lives in zimbabwe.