Hurry up!
Why haven't you applied yet?
Wyatt Ortiz
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Justin Long
I thought this was a case of inspect element but it's actually real lmao
Andrew Edwards
What sort of proof of autism do they expect?
Will my collection of OS-tan pictures be sufficient or will I need to go get tested?
Oliver Rivera
I'm no qualified
Nolan Howard
they're actually hiring real retards not the self proclaimed autistic retards from Sup Forums
Brandon Moore
But why assign them to designing Windows Update and UI?
Why not employ them as janitors or something?
Easton Parker
>implying this is a bad thing
I love me some autistic organisation!
Thomas Moore
where does it sa they won't put them to work doing dirty stuff like that?
they only want the tards for the possible PR and for tax benefits.
Wyatt Campbell
They've been doing this for a while, this is just announcing another round of hires.
Previous results of the program have been Bing, the decision to use Jaguar cores in the Xbox One and Bash on Ubuntu on Windows.
Tyler Morgan
>diagnosed with PDD NOS
I'm I autistic enough Sup Forums?
Jaxson Rogers
>why haven't you applied yet?
I don't want to work for & with indians. I can't stnd the smell of shit in hallways.
Eli White
>adam and eve not adam and microsoft
Brandon Cooper
post is more applicable to reddit.
Aiden Ortiz
...
Dominic Hernandez
>Windows 10 SP1
>Designed by retards, for retards.
>So simple a retard can use it!
Suck it mac os
Nathan Jones
At least MS might get some decent engineers for a change
Connor Lee
Nicholas Miller
kek
Brody Myers
>Cortana, give me directions to Boston
>"I've mapped out all available train routes for you."
>Yes but what about driving directions?
>"Amtrak lines in the northeast corridor are served primarily by GE P42DC locomotives, which are diesel powered and marked by a profile 14 inches (356 mm) lower than the previously-ubiquitous F40PH."
Ian Gonzalez
>Why not employ them as janitors or something?
that's for the mexicans you xenophobe.
Joshua Brooks
>know that can't hire poos soon
>literally asking for autistic slaves from native population that will work for tendies
oh i'm laffin
Brayden Powell
>Do you suffer from a mental disorder that almost completely eliminates your ability to communicate with people? If so please contact us
?????????????????
Xavier Kelly
I was professionally diagnosed so might as well.
Samuel Howard
No wonder Windows is such a piece of shit.
Grayson Barnes
Too late, autistics are working on Linux
Aiden Ortiz
They are trying to fix Windows with Linux devs? Kek
Connor Sanders
communicate as in real life, as in talking
Jason Thomas
Why exactly are companies interested in autistic workforces? I read about their detail oriented perception being helpful when debugging code but what else is there to it apart from quotas?
Evan Rivera
>Its fucking real
Kek.
Colton Thomas
For the same reason they like to hire Indians. Neither group is in a position to demand higher pay.
Blake Lopez
So do all the diversity hires just get lumped together?
Like, does Microsoft consider women, blacks and autists equally capable?
Gabriel James
I'm crying laughing in public
Jaxson Brown
And being annoying offline wasn't enough already?
Jason Reed
If I do the whole interview without making eye contact will it fly?
Jordan Williams
>must own a copy of minecraft
>must have at least 1000 hours played on eve online
>must be a virgin
>must have watched at least 10 moe animes
>must have spent at least 1 year on Sup Forums
Jaxson Baker
*o im laffin
Samuel Robinson
what the fuck
Zachary Price
Q: "Is it gay if the penis is feminine?"
A: "No" -> Autism confirmed
Samuel Nelson
holy shit
Oliver Morris
3/5 not bad
Noah King
kek'd
Kevin Torres
Send a mail to them with just
>h-hello
>I'm here
Xavier Williams
lighthouseautismcenter.com
You will end up doing QA. Doing what Sup Forums posters do best... finding other people's flaws.
Parker Lee
>mfw I have mild aspergers and I design tests in software that find flaws in new units hardware fresh off the production line
Ethan Cox
you were typecast
Nolan Phillips
>The joke
>You're head
Carson Myers
...
Alexander Anderson
>1 year on Sup Forums
...ive been here for 10 years now...
Robert Stewart
(dumb frogposter)
1 year only is ridiculous.
Nowadays people aren't reminded of having to lurk moar anymore.
It's a major problem.
Luis Perry
I bet your autism never got you arrested. If you think you're autistic you need to up your game.
Nathaniel Ortiz
>there are people who just get girls introduced to them
feelsbadman
Nathan Sanders
d ddaddy... am I autistmo?
James Flores
Not every autistic person is a savant. They are most likely looking for savants not your typical autist.