/cum/ - Canada, United States of America, Mexico

What's the deal with /cum/? Edition

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First for the desert

George was a true lad 2bh

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>kramer

Are ya winning, son?

>cant appreciate the assman

>tfw dad never cared about video games

BLOOD BROTHERS

seinfeld is for jews

all entertainment is jewish as fuck, seinfeld was just unabashed about its jewery.

>HE'S A NIGGER

Here we go again with the fucking stupid Canadian posters

Go catch on fire

youtube.com/watch?v=jDmA2xoIoFU

t. Anti-semite

Holy shit, some people are inconsiderate af lads

>tfw jewish kid I knew dad got arrested for over 2 million in mail fraud

> May 5

Thanks for liberating us

We chicano nao, feliz cinco de mayo

>chicanos

Ill have you drawn and quartered

No

1v1 mi irl cabrone cholo chingnada puto duto

I wish Pandora would let you give a reason for why you disliked a song instinstead of just having Pandora do a bunch of algorithms to try and figure it out
Like for example, I might just not the singer's voice, but Pandora will take away a whole chunk of the genre I'm interested in because it detected some other similarity
Or if I just don't like a couple from a certain band, it won't play any songs from that band at all
Here's my proposed reasons that you can select:
>I don't like this song in particular
>I don't like this band
>It's not the kind of music I'm looking for on this station
>This song offends me
That should cover all the bases

Is Pandora something like Spotify?
I also wish I would have a radio that allows me to listen to Sirius XM stuff.

Pandora is like your mom

you can set up "radio stations" for specific artists or genres, and pandora plays everything related to the artist or music based on sound or other links. Unlike Spotify, you can actually shuffle between which station you're listening to so its not just one genre or artist the whole time

Fugg it's almost time for sleep lads XD

A nice lady.

I see. Thanks for explaining.

Rest up

Go to sleep ladm8

>drinking water like a man dying of thirst
>throat still swelling

that does it. My roommate gave me his cold

>We were all created here out of a consummation of love between two people or at the very least some kind of lust or attraction(obviously it's not an infallible thing but still)
Just realized that today, even if it sounds obvious or silly

Floor mate came prancing in here a while back asking to use my printer, people and germs, never considerate

I have a cold that's lasted a week because my body won't go into full blown symtptoms mode
So I have a slight sore throat, a slight cough, a slight runny nose, etc.
Thinking about just downing a couple shots of rum to weaken my immune system for a little bit to kick the immune response into high gear

/cum/ is a sick free zone. Please leave, we cant have people spreading their diseases here

*shakes your hand and touches your stuff*

We already have enough cancer here to ignore this rule 2bh

its a good thing cancer isnt contangious
*squirts*

>its a good thing cancer isnt contagious
Not the kind you find here lad

Good night /cum/
See you in 10 hours or so

gnight

Bye, buddy.

What cities in Mexico would be the most accommodating for Americans?

Thinking about taking a foreign language immersion course desu

ayy

is cum dead

@58894152

Yes

dont @ me you burning canuck

One town is burning, and I'm not very concerned about those oil cucks atm. Smug cunts need to get knocked down a peg.

Its ok, soon your country will burn as well.

Show some fucking respect.

>oil cucks
>everything is based on that oil
literally lmaoing @ u

dumb weeb

holy fuck eh??????????????

I'm an 18 year old dude working at a fucking grocery store part time how in the ever living fuck am I supposed to afford this

yes it's the bare minimum required by state law

>soon
>implying
Yuropoor mad he lives in shithole so it wishes the same for us xD

>Trump's the nominee
>Hillary's numbers plummeting
>Bernie's still a clueless socialist

I don't like this. My brother is disabled and only has health insurance through Obamacare which Trump has promised to repeal, I'd really rather not have to be stuck with his high medical bills and lower my standard of living.

sell drugs or a kidney

Send him to europe. I'd rather have him here than another million of muzzies.

Things changed...you see

They don't /cum/ anymore on the beach

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taco tequila sombrero

*gets beheaded*

I was on your side, cunt.

Abybody wanna suk my bbc?????

no haha

I knew that artillery shell would say "sorry" on it before I even opened the thumbnail. Pls never change maple leaf people

Thought about Canada for a while now but he's not fond of snow.

We don't have snow here unless he goes to bavaria or the south of Baden Württemberg.
The disadvantage is that there are a lot of muzzies and real "cucks" here and I don't think this might change soon.

Any girls here

>going to /x/ in 2016
why

/cumansea/ sure fell apart real quick, huh?

it was a shit idea so no surprise

FUCKING SAUCE

I can't wait for Trump to win. Smelly dumb chicano scum.

>talking with a qt from Alberta
>she shared all of my hobbies and interests and we also share the same outlook on society and politics
wtf I love canada now

Too bad she's gonna be well done when you meet her

Club Penguin

S-she's pure!

She's gonna be toast when you meet her dude

Well it begins with R. Pls no bully.

Ree stop pushing your cuck fantasies on me.

Ya big goober!

She lives in Alberta.
It's on fire.
Well done, toast, c'mon man.

What's the point of these threads? Is it just suppose to be an American shitposter containment?

More like having conversations, the amount of shitposting usually increases when normies go to work, i.e. why it is looking like this right now

Hello, my friends.

عَنْ جَابِرِ بْنِ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ قَالَ كَانَ النَّبِيُّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ إِذَا اسْتَفْتَحَ الصَّلَاةَ كَبَّرَ ثُمَّ قَالَ إِنَّ صَلَاتِي وَنُسُكِي وَمَحْيَايَ وَمَمَاتِي لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ لَا شَرِيكَ لَهُ وَبِذَلِكَ أُمِرْتُ وَأَنَا مِنْ الْمُسْلِمِينَ اللَّهُمَّ اهْدِنِي لِأَحْسَنِ الْأَعْمَالِ وَأَحْسَنِ الْأَخْلَاقِ لَا يَهْدِي لِأَحْسَنِهَا إِلَّا أَنْتَ وَقِنِي سَيِّئَ الْأَعْمَالِ وَسَيِّئَ الْأَخْلَاقِ لَا يَقِي سَيِّئَهَا إِلَّا أَنْتَ

no such thing as containment threads
they just serve as nesting grounds for cancer
avoid this thread

Goddamnit speak English like we taught you Pinoy pieces of boipucci!

/cum/ is a great general for great people

O-oh. I guess I'm retarded.

Have some cute anime grills for your trouble famalam.

jAnny felling unsettled

Thanks!! :DD

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Discuss things

Ur mom xD

go away fake america

>American """""""""education"""""""""

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>study all night
>get rudely awoken by fire alarm at 7
>dash outside because house filled with smoke
>standing in pouring rain in just my undies
>fire department gets here
>I left a pot on the stove
Welp that ain't ever happened before

Who here /cincodedrinko/?

>I'm not racist. I just don't like black people.
Why do Trump supporters say this?

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I'll enjoy a margarita after work if I don't have to give my gf a ride

Hello?