wincest edition
/brit/
crayon pop?
>58912872
crayon poop
fuck cara
hoover is a brand name
Barrack HUSSEIN Obama. First Muslim President of the United States, elected twice in a row by a non-white majority.
yanks
L O N D O N
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kpop desu lads
you played right into my hands desu
no hard sentiments
*snicker omniously*
already tired of this weather
put a fat X on mr ukip today
>you played right into my hands desu
>no hard sentiments
>*snicker omniously*
>that one lad that always posts about obama being a muslim
who is he?
>YNWA
Literally no one cares
What's wrong user, we never get a god summer so you have to enjoy it while it lasts
sweating my fucking cunt off
Zac Goldsmith completely cocked up his campaign.
Turned a serious election into an Islamophobic free for all.
Daft cunt.
business idea: get elected to parliament and do nothing for 5 years
I hate halfies, darkies, chinkys, and jews.
he uses the ayrshire flag
genuinely never posts except once every few weeks to post his obama pictures, very bizarre
i'm actually enjoying myself
my superior intellect is above whatever pitiful taunts you can muster
i am actually sad seeing you leashed to my every whims like a dancing sockpuppet
one day you may reach enlightenment and i pray it will be soon
I know that, still call it hover though.
TAKBIR
geneuine strawpoll
no memeing
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
wagies only this round
makes you realise how awful these threads are
Not as bad now though lad, suns finally fucking off.
Me on the right
its a shit video desu, just covers a single thread
needs some older bangers
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>my post is in that
feeling famous desu
Why do my parents give me such a hard time?
I have two older siblings that failed uni, drank loads, got into debt, always caused problems at the house etc.
I went to uni, got a good job, do nothing but save my money and go to my room everyday to read and stuff and they always make me out to be evil like I'm smoe awful tearaway child.
It's genuinely kind of upsetting.
Picked #2, would probably oversleep if I woke up like #1.
Word on the street is Poleaboo got another 30 day ban for violating US law
Bit late considering the time the posts about fucking over that normies graduation prospects were made
seen it
apply yourself
>hes posting in my thread
what cucks
I hate women so much that I am gay
This doesn't happen, does it?
you should tell them to fuck off
If you are earning your keep they should leave you alone
I hate gays so much I am woman
I know how you feel mate, I've had to work outside all week and I'm turning into a paki.
Pic related, my tanned hand on my white belly.
>strawpoll.me
goat Louis impression desu
Kinda amazing that the POTUS said something like that and it just went by unchallenged. We truly are living in the most cucked of times
What?
whenever I wake up early I can never get back to sleep, even if it's at like 3am, I just lay in bed until my alarm goes off at 6.30
post dick
Makes me wonder why I come here
id pick 1 but get up at 5am
>Alphonse Areola
just filed a super injunction with the court to prevent my doxxing
Poleaboo got banned for 30 days
No idea what the ban is for though as the only post about illegal activity he made came hours before the ban
Lads, who should I vote for?
I even pay them rent, more than my siblings paid.
I'm 21 but my older brother only just moved out and he used to leave a mess, always leave lights on, always leave water running, be aggressive with my parents and refuse to pay money.
I litearlly go to work, come home, eat, read and sleep and they just treat me like shit and always argue with me despite the fact I literally do nothing.
Sadly yes, genuinely kinda sad lad.
All I do is try and be teh good child they didn't have and they just treat me like shit.
A-a-ah well
Jeepers balls are annoying.
My scrotum is so stretchy.
It's like when you're rolling around in your bed and there's a crease and you want to pull the sheet up but you can't because it's attatched to you.
FUCK
G A L L O W A Y
saw my post
The fedora tipper.
>post about illegal activity he made came hours before the ban
Which was what?
And what is this about the graduation thing?
>50% chance every monday will be like a school holiday
Fuck I wish that were true, that way I wouldn't have to clean up after the runts.
>this is what brits eat for breakfast
Parents are buying me a takeaway tomorrow
can't wait
Goldsmith.
who here voted today?
*doxes you*
35k job interview tomorrow as head of operations at an energy supplier.
I'm intimately knowledgeable about the industry, have been reading their reviews and identifying issues with their operation.
Was thinking of asking them in the interview "what are the issues you are currently facing" then when they give a shit answer just rattling off every single issue I can tell they have just by customer reviews.
Will they be impressed lads?
>Ice
FOB
wtf is that a bowl of ice
Feel sorry for you mate if this is true, hope things change.
Alright lads buying a macbook air for £750 next week.
I'm not autistic so it doesn't need to run the latest Skyrim on super high res graphics I just wanna browse the chon', stream films, potentially play some football manager and just write emails/ create briefings.
Pls tell me why I'm wasting my money
take in picture of kot and show them haha
*posts picture of my front yard*
Took my bike for a ride lads got chased by a cyclist then I looked over my shoulder and nodded at him lmao
is that ice?
>university policy is that coursework must be submitted in the form of a hard copy AND electronically
>got some bastards uni login info
>deleted his assignment from the dropbox
which one?
literally just buy one of those tiny laptops for 200 euros
>Tfw also work in utilites sector
How old are you lad?
just heard the word 'shit' on channel 5 lads
who do I call?
*posts picture of my back yard*
you could literally do all of those things on a laptop that's 1/3 the price
A reminder that this teasing little cunt wants to get his qt arse fucked
genuinely surprised anyone watches channel 5 lmao
Because you can do all of that on a cheaper laptop.
gonna do my dissertation about google maps lol
He'll still have an electrical receipt emailed to him via turnitin you fucking mong
>back yard
FOY
>wall
racist
26
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Ofcom.
ofcom
your local imam
Thanks lad.
My mum understands but my dad is always on my back, always creates arguments but never mentions how I've never done anythng to cause them stress even when my brother used to rack up debts and get wasted and do stupid shit that they paid off.
Never asked them for a penny. Oh well, maybe I'm just an unlikeable cunt
just buy it you normie fuck