>Went to Barcelona with my brother like 4 or so months ago >Made some friends and banged a few girls >Get off work today and my brother messages me to go on skype >He added a friend of one of the girls I slept with into the conversation and apparently shes been wanting to talk to me >They add the girl I slept with into the conversation >She says in really broken English that I got her pregnant >My brother is laughing his ass off and I sign out
This is a ruse, right? How fucked am I? I don't know how this works but she knows my name now.
You are the father of a chicANO, congratulations, papá
David Myers
>Not wanting a QT hispanic waifu
Parker Wright
Can she sue me or something
Oliver Ortiz
>18 years into the future and we'll see another brown half-breed claiming he's the saviour of the white race
Nathan Ramirez
>be leaf >get ATHPAIN'D
Ethan Gray
Fucking Canadians jezus fucking christ. USE PROTECTION YOU DUMB LEAFS COULDNT YOU AT LEAST WRAP A LEAF AROUND YOUR MICROBENIS OR SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Samuel Nguyen
you are a father and the first thing that comes to your mind is sueing? You are a terrible human being
Dominic Clark
We can barely communicate and nah not really
Alcohol, stil no excuse.
Yes, I just got a good job and I don't want a bastard child in another continent. What am I going to tell my family if she comes looking for me?
Aiden Price
Canadians confirmed for human trash. Take responsibility for your retardation, give the kid a fair chance. Not their fault that their Dad is a fucking incapable Leaf
Nathan Jones
>Take responsibility for your retardation, give the kid a fair chance.
No. Can she get money from me though?
Robert Nelson
Yes and she should. Why cant you accept that the kid is your responsibility now. Fucking grow up, or your bastard child will have to grow up without a father and probably end up a drug additc or whore, just because her dumbass daddy was too selfish to give a fuck. When you are older, this is the kind of shit that will drive you to suicide
Austin Evans
>Yes and she should.
Fuck. I have no acumen in law nor do I have a lawyer. You're assuming it's my kid. I think it's all a ruse.
>Grow up your responsibility blah blah
No. I'm just being honest I want nothing to do with it, I'm in my prime and finally financially stable.
Henry Rogers
>No. I'm just being honest I want nothing to do with it, I'm in my prime and finally financially stable. Well learn to put on a fucking condom next time you retarded manchild.
Jason Price
>Im in my prime blah blah blah Gee thank god your dad didnt knock up and ditch your mother so you had a good upbringing and an enjoyable life. Also, you can always get the kid tested
Sebastian Ward
I will, but sex is not a contract for fatherhood.
Xavier King
>this leaf has probably insulted niggers for pregnancy-and-dodging before >this thread
Carson Collins
LeL, top lel, she's a whore for fornicating with random foreigners, that's what she deserves, let her raise the bastard alone, cut all ties, ignore calls, block her out
Hudson Peterson
This
Adrian Cruz
...
Aaron Nguyen
I don't want a kid.
I never gave a shit about that before.
Andrew Thompson
>sex is not a contract for parenthood Are you fucking dense? As soon as you shot your maple syrup out of your micro-leaf and impregnated her you became that childs father.
>Sex is not a contract for parenthood I hope you "contract" some form of STD to balance out the obvious brain tumor you must have
Owen Miller
It is when you dump your dirty chink load in brown pussy
Colton Barnes
>I dont want a kid No fucking shit. Neither does the kid want such a pathetic manchild for a father, but I guess you're both out of luck huh?
Lincoln Gomez
You seem to be personally invested in all this. I however, just asking Sup Forums if she can come after my money. I can't be the only one here who's been in this situation.
Michael Reed
she cant, shes fucked
Sebastian Brown
>personally invested Does your tiny leaf brain not comprehend that you are about to ruin the lives of 2 people because you think that you are "in your prime". If you ever grow up and have legitimate children will you ever tell them about their sibbling that ended up as a crack whore because you were too fucking good to raise your own child? How about you ask your parents for advice? You didnt cause you probably know what they will say.
Oliver Morris
Hopefully, but I'm getting conflicting answers. I have a sneaking suspicion that this is all about extorting a random foreigner.
Ethan Foster
>We can barely communicate and nah not really Lee Harvey Oswald could hardly communicate with his Belorussian wife and their relationship worked out fine
Camden Morris
my guess is that she can't do much, especially when she barely speaks english to deal with legal shit
you're a dickk though
Asher Perez
ok tbqh, i don't think so You didn't get married and she doesn't have any papers to come to Canada or anything related to Canada, so i don't think so.
Jonathan Carter
t. avid 22.11.63 viewer
Luis Gray
I don't care. It was just as much of her choice as it was mine.
Thomas Reyes
Damn I wish I had the cool edgy pessimistic attitude you have Whens your next manifesto coming out Elliot?
Dude, you mentioned that multiple people already know about this, how do you think they got her on skype? You are fucked. And rightfully so
Jayden James
>viewer I read the book, retard. The show sucks.
Jeremiah Green
ask her for proofs
Liam Wright
HEY Don't you ever call him a retard ever again.
David White
>It was her choice as well Yeah and shes sticking with the kid. I try not to generalize but every single Canadian poster on this board seems to be complete fucking human trash. Canada breeds faggots and failures.
Connor Russell
good post
Andrew Harris
ABORTION B O R T I O N
Blake Bennett
This
Nathaniel Scott
I'm going to have too, straight up too afraid to go back on skype right now
Did daddy leave to get a pack of smokes 20 years ago? Do you want a hug?
Wyatt Ortiz
>catholic girl from spain >abortion haha good luck with that
Jace Perez
Don't lose your head over profanity, paco
Julian Taylor
>Barcelona she's probably some edgy anarchist catalan with a speed addiction
Jace Perry
The extent of catholicism in Spain is basically "live life to its fullest". Even an inquisition didn't stop spaniards from being faggots
Owen Reed
>did your daddy leaf you? Once again, Canadians show no sign of cognitive function. But to actually answer your question. She can and will sue you for child support. Its not like shes on her own, I mean, she managed to contact you on skype, she has people helping her and she knows who you are. Your Brother will be the main problem in trying to cover this up, he will most likely blackmail you and probably end up telling anyway.
Nathan Scott
i just did, too fucking late
Nathaniel Moore
too late for it anyway
Owen Scott
>We can barely communicate >this is a bad thing
Dominic Price
>this entire thread We did it reddit
Oliver Bell
My brother is friends with the girl who's friends with her. She does know my name but nah. I'm not giving her a single dime. I hear Venezuela is nice this time of year. No extradition. Fuck child support.
Juan Smith
I hope your brother rats you out.
Jacob Cox
DONT LISTEN TO She will FUCK you over, break contact immediately, never call her again. You are your PRIME, youre not gonna let a little holiday sex ruin the rest of your life?? Dont be ridiculous
RUN OP ITS A TRAP
Dominic Sanchez
I guess. I refuse to learn Spanish.
Isaac Bennett
Alright, mr. Retarded Leaf.
1. See if her story checks out 2. Try to get her to terminate the pregnancy 3. If she keeps it, DNA test 4. If the kid is yours, see if you can make some sort of an agreement with the mom on how to handle things (including finances). 5. Don't abandon the kid. It's not that little asshole's fault you don't have a working brain cell between your ears. 6. Ask your family for help with raising a kid. If you have decent parents, I'm sure they'll hook you up.
Bonus round: 1. Kill yourself and take 0 responsibility.
T. Advice pro
Jason Thomas
She knows your name, she has your number :D:D >you ditch her, its all good >20 years of easy living >then suddenly your doorbell rings >its a man from Spain >"Hello, father. Mother sends her regards." is the last thing you hear as the blade cuts deep into your heart
Andrew Gutierrez
>My Brother is friends with the Girl whos friends with her You are fucked my man. That is a close connection to her, no way you can get rid of her unless you kill one of them. Start gathering evedince for yourself or something, no matter how far you think you can run, youll lose eventually.
Gabriel Brooks
And then the alarm clock woke you up. Good story lad.
Bentley Foster
ITT: /r9k/ moralfags
It's the bitches fault for allowing her womb to be polluted by the sap of A FUCKING LEAF
Juan Lewis
Do a paternity test you fucking mong
Ian Williams
>sueing someone from Spain to Leafland
How does that work.
Why doesn't she get abortion ? She is as responsable as you.
Nathaniel Campbell
This post sounds sarcasting but this seems like the only piece of advice OP can actually use, too bad hes finished now though see
Samuel Green
>and banged a few girls Why are there so many normies on Sup Forums?
Gavin Murphy
This make her do it Canada too
David Gomez
The suing wont happen overnight, the point is that he cant really hide what he did and there is nowhere to run. He has no way to cut all contacts unless he goes full amish, you underestimate how far some women will go
Joseph Nguyen
This Finn is not memeing
Leo Barnes
In the Netherlands they allow abortion up to 6 months
Thomas Lopez
just try to google this shit and read similar cases and shit it seems to me that she would need real proof to demand something, there are different laws and all that.. it'd probably be very hard for her to force child support if possible at all
OP, if this is real, I seriously hope you die of lung cancer or AIDS or something like that. Your selfish dismissal of responsibility and complete lack of morals fostered by a sheltered, and yes, privileged upbringing makes you the worst of the worst that humanity can offer. You're a piece of shit and I hope that the knowledge that a kid is going to grow up without a father on the other side of the globe haunts you until the day you die.
Chase Davis
>what is abortion
James Johnson
She wont abort. Catholic Spics are raised from birth to keep their children and track down the father by whatever means necessary.
Asher Taylor
>Canadians confirmed for scum of the Earth
James Gray
for fucks sake, the fuck is wrong with you people, nowadays that would be just another premature birth
Gavin Green
I'd she wants to keep it whatever. But she should prove that he is the father and then he should decide if he wants any part of its life
Henry Green
If you fucked her without a condom then you better handle that responsibility for being retarded,you can play edgy and decide not to but this is the kind of thing haunts you later in your life.
If she was that devout i honestly doubt she would be banging a random leaf.
William Powell
*if
Justin Evans
>premarital sex is ok >abortion is not >my religion only matters when it benefits me
Sebastian Gomez
I will literally uproot my whole life If I have too, our dollar is fucked, I don't know how strong the euro is but fuck no.
Nathaniel Evans
>very hard if possible at all Lmao, with all the women empowerment shit happening in the last few years it geta easier and easier. Fuck, people get put into financial ruin over fake (not his, i mean) pregnancies all the time and its even more common if hes the actual father. Tbh it makes me glad that this Cancuck will suffer
Leo Williams
Fuck, thanks hans.
Brody Cooper
Come to live in Portugal
Last place she will expect
Angel Hill
How would keeping the child benefit her? Aborting your kid is much more serious than premarital sex.
Josiah White
>If she was that devout... Belief in the religion has little to do with this. Its how they are raised because of the religion that matters
Hudson Rivera
women can't just go around naming some men they want money from, especially not with countries that aren't even on the same continent
Ethan Gray
You live in Canada. She can probably get a first class plane ticket there, paid by the government, to bleed you dry. t. expert
Caleb Morgan
The hate in this thread is amazing. This is some funny stuff.
Also, an Sup Forumserstellar permavirgin did a normal thing and made a baby. >normal
Jose Bailey
In lelgium it's 3 months, but i agree that an abortion at 6 is borderline murder
Asher Gray
>women cant just go around naming people they want money from Oh you would be suprised. Its even harder for OP since he comes from a leftist cuckhole because as soon as people find him (they will, the brother and friend remember?) They will make his life living hell for pulling shit like that
Adrian Cruz
Tell her to abort it.
It's 2015!
Josiah Lopez
>how would keeping the child benefit her? Clearly you've never met a single mother living off benefits
Dominic Stewart
I thought more of you would be on my side. Reddit has a serious presence here now.
Noah Foster
And that's when I knew it was bait
Elijah Cruz
It is when you cum in a female's vagina.
Jace Baker
>Not being a spoilt retarded leaf kid >They must be from Reddit! But because this isnt reddit, and there is no shitty karma system you know that everything we tell you is actually geniuine. >Be on my side You have no side ypu fucking degenerate
Eli Richardson
>nigger tears Little did OP know he was a nigger himself.
Eli James
If it's yours then give up parental rights if push comes to shove
Juan Robinson
>This activity with the primary purpose of procreation is not a contract for fatherhood Nigga u dum
Jose Sullivan
I think you're on the wrong board buddy,nobody is going to defend you for acting like a nigger.
Juan Sanders
>Nigger tears You are acting like the nigger you retarded leaf. And Canadians still wonder why everyone on Sup Forums hates them