Tfw you discover ISIS could beat your entire military forces

>tfw you discover ISIS could beat your entire military forces

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But they cant

So long as we're talking about fighting the IS, the entire world is your ally. You're fine.

Eh, well we might send some bombers but other than that

if you were called to fight ISIS by your country would you accept or dodge?

No one would know you dodged except for everyone here on Sup Forums

Imagine...100 000 ABU HAJAARS...

religion aside, the syrian war is mad max irl

I just saw a youtube explaining what are the defensive powers of our army.

It's a joke.

The air forces are basically light planes from vietnam.
No heavy tanks, simply a couple of light armored transport vehicles.
Nothing of artillery beyond basic mortars.
Our radar system could be beat by average fighters.

Our only shit in the military are just the infantery without artirelly or tank support.

Only shit we have is a small navy that may pose a basic thread but nothing modern armies could be scared of.

now I understand why we can't beat fucking FARC.

Your military is too busy being btfo by marxists and coke lords

I have the feeling if we fought ISIS we'd just fuck things up further

It's a fucking joke, now I understand why they can't BTFO a couple of thousand guerrilleros.

I'm not joking, ISIS has better equipment than our military.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact your government doesn't want to be couped by the military so they keep them intentionally weak?

Are you afraid of Venezuelan Gommies invading you?

ISIS fighters are paid better too

No, I used to think we HAD an army.

WE DONT HAVE an army.

>we can't beat fucking FARC
>being murrica's anal bitch

The sad part is you guys have the mightiest military in South America and the second largest in the Western Hemisphere

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_military_and_paramilitary_personnel

Shut your ass faggot.

watch this bro.
It will blow your mind.
youtube.com/watch?v=tC4J0EiHcBY

we only have infantery, which is irrelevant if you lack an air force and anti air system.
they will be simply cannon folder to any modern air force.

Colombia is every single year the second country with the biggest military budget they are also the country with the highest military budget as a percentage of their country GDP

youtube.com/watch?v=tC4J0EiHcBY
I just saw this bro.

>now I understand why we can't beat fucking FARC.
"Human" "rights"...that's why

"The terrorists and criminals have human rights and theirs prevail over those of the victims. The victims should just fuck off"

we only have light shit.

now I understand why a fucking guerrilla ambush can wreck a military and police unit here.

It's unaceptable.

youtube.com/watch?v=BIwatM3EUGw

Our army must respect "human" "rights" but they are not obliged to do so.

Just look at how the union (anti)patriotica miscreants chimped out after they got almost exterminated by the army. They are still whining about that. We are not supposed to repair them for going through that, and they can hold us hostages of them and blackmailing us as much as they want with that incident.

*we are now supposed to repair them

My point is that our army is only a counter guerilla one, but will get wreck easily in a conventional one.

>FARCs are going to take own ISIS in your lifetime

I'm literally abu, every time i have to work in teams on my assignments

colombian army is unable of winning against a conventional ones?

Yes, that's right.

Ours lacks equipment. It's outdated and almost non existent. The only thing colombian army has is vast combat experience

Brazil budget is 300% the Chilean one
Their amount of armament is 150%
Colombia budget is 150% the Chilean one
Their amount of armament is 85%
Where does the money of the Brazilian and Colombian Armed Forces go?

yeah, it came as a shock to discover how weak our military is.

Venezuela can win a conventional war easily.

buying garbage planes like the kafir.

talking about colombian patriotism, anyone here will accept

>The air forces are basically light planes from vietnam.
Doesn't that make sense if your main threat is guerillas from inside your own nation?

You're forces are light so that you can fight that threat since a conventional invasion isn't very likely

yeah, we don't have an external threat beyond venezuela.

It just make you look like a weak bitch among the other armies.

Beyond a shadow of a doubt I would accept. Not only would it be pretty badass and give me a sense of direction in life, it'd be a good career move and earn me a little bit of respect. (not alot but being a soldier has its benefits)