Canada. Y-you guys ok?

Canada. Y-you guys ok?

That looks absolutely epic

If you want to know how the fire is spreading so quickly, it's because of extremely dry conditions and high winds.

STANDING

If your car stalls because of the lack of oxygen entering the air intake you are literally fucked.

>"It has begun to create its own weather, even creating its own high winds yesterday, and even lightning was coming from the smoke clouds," Morrison said.

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

HOW DO WE SLEEP WHILE OUR BEDS ARE BURNING

HOW CAN WE DANCE WHEN THE EARTH IS TURNING

the fire _____ brother!

This is what the apocalypse looks like.

Forest fires are the coolest disasters.

plz send halp

When you leafs finally wise up and dump tons of eternal Arctic snow on the fire, I'll be right here saying I told you so.

"sent"

HERE

how did this fire start

>poetic justice
>po·et·ic jus·tice
>the fact of experiencing a fitting or deserved retribution for one's actions.

No user. They expect one of us in the wreckage!

DUDE

thats a big fire

I heard they have "fire refugees" now from the people fleeing their flaming homes

It was always burning since the world's been turnin

God damn that looks so fuckin rad

Some ballsy filmmaker should be up there getting great action shots

They should make Contra ™ movie, and this should be in the opening credits

NIGHT
OF
FIRE

Did they legalize weed?

Fucking this.
Not to mention potential flaming debris from all the falling trees.

Why the fuck are so many retards driving in that shit? I thought Canadians were supposed to be smart. Too much weed fried your brains or something????

I hope not
this leftist shithole should burn down to the ground so American People can colonize it

This is what you get for shitposting.

Reminds me of the sandstorm scene in Fury Road

...

Shit wont stop spreading
Trudeau pls

LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WESTERN CANADA

Canadians weren't involved in that though

Half the people in Western Canada are Easterners who went West for work you silly Newfie

I got 99 problems but Alberta burning ain't one.

Is Canada over yet?

>Disaster happens in Eastern Canada
>Western Canadians show no smugness and offer full support
>Disaster happens in Western Canada
>Easterners Canadians act like this


And you wonder why we hate you sometimes. Fuck you

Dear Alberta, I hope you are alright,

Love, Québec

>>Disaster happens in Eastern Canada
>>Western Canadians show no smugness and offer full support

Stuff that has never happened.

Really? I really don't think so there m8

Whenever something happens in Eastern Canada the fact that it's in Eastern Canada is never a talking point, it's just an irrelevant fact. Only when something happens in Western Canada does muh regionalism come into play

Which is just what my original point was

hell on earth

Your definition of Eastern Canada seems limited to Ontario and Quebec.

Absolutely brvtal
PRAISE SATAN

>Implying
The last relevant negative shit that has happened in the East was the disaster of Lac-Mégantic, yet you westerners keep bitching about nobody wanting your oil pipes around.

I wouldn't be surprised if westerners told me that eastern workers and francophones going in Alberta were treated like shit by the locals.

>p-p-pls guys pipelines are super safe it was a train and it wuz old too but pipelines are 600000% for people and environment :(((

No, plz break new Orleans levies and bring water

Were it for pipelines, Lac Megantic wouldn't have happened, asshat

What's your username Canada I will PM you water.

Fucking this.
Westerners are good at digging. Just dig an entire fucking channel from the New Orlean's dams all the way to Fort Mac.

You're right, but pipelines bring a whole lot of other problems, and you're aware of them.
Fucking hate you brainwashed oilniggers.

But Pipelines are safer you dumb shit.

People opposed to them are retards who think they are sooo environmentally conscious but really they are ignorant hipsters

[email protected]

>Fucking hate you brainwashed oilniggers

Pourtant, je suis québécois ?

How many are dead yet this is a good day for Australia.

DEATH TO CANADA

Not other canuck you're responding to, but both are trains and pipes shitty, and tar sands aren't even that efficient for oil extraction. Western Canada harps on the rest for not wanting pipes but refuses to acknowledge that's their own problem. Diversify economies more and it won't be so bad.

On the flip side, eastern is straight up retarded with a superiority complex.

Wouldn't expect any less from a non-environmentally conscious scrub.

>but it creates jerhbs

Ça change absolument rien.

lookin pretty snug and comfy there canada

shit looks rad as fuck

Are they using their fog-lights?

> LITERAL LEAVES

>You'll never grab your gas mask and survival gear and go explore the nightmarish wasteland like a true STALKER.
I'm getting cucked left and right here.