Eating pork

>eating pork
>eating catfish

Absolutely haram

You have 30 seconds to justify why you eat these animals meat

>Pork
Tastes good

>Catfish
Only hillbillies eat this

Daily reminder who you're dealing with.

catfish can be great if made right

All foods are the Lord's, according to the New Testament.

Catfish is just gross though. Would never eat except in dire circumstances.

remind me why catfish is haram

scaleless fish are apparentlt haraam according to the internet. so are carnivorous fish like sharks

t. Hillbilly

I'm from an upper middle class town in Connecticut.

fuck you.

ya but weirdly enough I see sharks when I go to the fish market, whats up with that??

Sharks are not haram

They are considered fish

animals that eat other animals are haram though

It is He (Allah) Who has subjected the sea to your service so that you may get fresh flesh from it to eat and bring out of it articles of ornaments, which you wear.

Only land carnivores like wolves and tigers are haram

it's tasty and it's not 600AD that we don't know whether or not the animal's been infected

i bet you think being circumcised and living your entire life in a metropolitan area is smart too, right?

pigs will eat their own shit

HARAM

>living your entire life in a metropolitan area

I want to move out of the city so much. I don't like it here.

so clean their pen?

Catfish tastes like mud and I really don't see how it is appealing to some people perhaps hicks.

Or eat an animal that won't eat it's own shit

Have you ever fried catfish? Eons better.

That's an acceptable choice too, good thing we both live in free secular countries and we're allowed to do either, eh?

;^)

NO ITS HARAM SHARIA DOESNT BLOODY ALLOW IT

>catfish
>implying I'm a dirty Shia dog
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