Objectively true
Languages by aesthetics
Julian Torres
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Joshua Lewis
Your flag really pisses me off.
Jaxson Powell
What is your metric for a language being aesthetically pleasing?
Eli Moore
Italian sounds like Arabic.
French sounds like cancerized latin, same for Spanish and Portuguese.
English is just French with 2 or 3 "ayy lmao" Germanic words in it.
Japanese and CHiniese is just ping pong ching chong.
German is fake Dutch with extra cancer.
Indian isn't even a language.
Turks use insect sounds.
Bentley Parker
Hindi is fine to listen to and French is fucking annoying sounding
Jonathan Sullivan
Dutch is literally a German trying to speak English.
Oliver Allen
Everyone is biased
Isaac Bailey
Your language is irrelevant and so is your opinions.
Leo Sanchez
>and French is fucking annoying sounding
Like the various English accents, French is dependant on the person speaking it. Can sound absolutely lovely, other times annoying.
Aiden Wood
>Italian sounds like Arabic.
>post this song to some friends youtube.com
>ask them if they can guess the country of origin
>all of them replied "some arabic country"
Grayson Morris
>some arabic country
Not entirely false
Grayson Jenkins
Then your friends are retarded. It's very obvious that it's not arabic.
Asher Gutierrez
it does sound arabicc, wtf? is is because of the style of music?
Jackson Reed
Dutch is a perverted German dialect. Literally like a drunk frisian peasant who tries in vain to articulate oneself in a decent way.
Dylan Reed
>be me
>be driving and listening the radio
>some random arab is speaking
>it was the prime minister of norway talking about the terrorist attacks performed by breivik
dunno, scandies and dutch kinda sound arabic to me as well
Kevin Jenkins
post norwegian song
Grayson Jenkins
onde esta o banho? voce tem una taberna formosa. a tua saude!
Oliver Gutierrez
>Spanish education
Jacob Reyes
>Italian sounds like Arabic
I can't tell both languages apart!
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James Hughes
Why did you post the same song twice?
Aaron Cook
>French
>pleasant
>Portuguese
>Russian
>Ok
Literally what
Justin Roberts
>le german is ugly meme
Cooper Lopez
Dutch should be disgusting tier
Michael Jones
>rusian
>ok
SUKA BLYAT SHTO PIZDELNIC HARASHO NIET NIET
Nathan Robinson
>german
>ugly tier
Uwot.
Connor Taylor
Japanese is aesthetic as fuck, this silly website had just fallen too far into contrarianism.
Ian Jenkins
What do they have in common other than the S sounds?
Noah Roberts
The two are very distinct. You should expose yourself to more foreign languages.
Ian Lewis
>Russian
>ok
Russians sound like your average slav, who got an iron rod jammed into his throat. It sounds pretty badass, but is pretty much the exact opposite of aesthetic.
Colton Ward
French and Spanish sound disgusting. Sounds like the speech of inferior bastard dogs.
Easton Stewart
I was referring to the Dutch I replied, who said first that both languages resemble when they are very different.
Isaac Thompson
Russian sample:
David Anderson
Any language can sound "GOD TIER" if spoken by the right person. Shitty list.
Landon Bailey
Maybe they don't fraternise with Arabs as much as you Swedes.
Samuel Rogers
absolutely disgusting
Daniel Cooper
All guttural languages are disgusting.
Oliver Morales
but portuguese does not,i'm right my friend ? :3
Parker Richardson
Yes yes, your forced meme is very funny. Here's your complementary (You).
Andrew Taylor
German sample:
Hunter Rodriguez
My favourite is Greek, sounds like a good version of Spanish. Brazilian Portuguese sounds better than european when spoken by classy people, like Eduardo Cunha. the average brazilian sounds worse than the average portuguese though.
Anthony Fisher
Here's my list
God tier:
French, German
Pleasant tier:
Dutch, Spanish, Italian
OK tier:
Russian, Japanese
Ugly tier:
Arabic, Hebrew, Mandarin
Disgusting tier:
Cantonese, Thai, Australian
English isn't on the list because when I listen to it, it doesn't sound pleasant or unpleasant, just like words, since I'm a native speaker.
Gavin Gonzalez
portuguese sample:
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Thomas Murphy
I'll be honest, Russian sounds bad to me, a lot of slurring and shit.
Beautiful.
Jaxson Parker
>English isn't on the list
>Australian
Nathan Foster
Can you find any poetry or at least a good prose? To make it a fair comparison.
Anthony Reed
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Nolan Moore
Sounds like a slav speaking spanish to me.
Really weird, I was expecting it to sound just like spanish to me, since I don't speak either language, but it doesn't.
(it was a joke m8.)
Isaiah Jones
I mean no offense but Portuguese sounds like Spanish and Dutch had a child.
Camden Phillips
Not that user. But try this.
John Jones
This is exactly how we speak, hit the nail on the head dutchbro.
Adrian Flores
splendid meme dude
Luis Allen
Now it sounds like an educated Slav speaking Spanish.
James Sanchez
Education has literally nothing to do with it. I'm not used to listen your languages. arr sound same desu
Elijah Campbell
>languages without consonant clusters
Kevin Watson
>Beautiful.
To each his own. I'm showing poetry which IS DESIGNED to sound beautiful.
And yet that poor girl sound like she choking or reading a chemistry treatise. No musicality whatsoever to it. That "staccato" after each word make it sound like she's reading some ingredient list, not a poem.
Hudson Morgan
Not a bad list. I would swap russian and spanish though. Russian sounds really bad ass to listen to.
Jayden Fisher
never understood the whole''slav sounding meme'' is it because we nasalize everything?
Robert Johnson
You don't think it's part of education to have at least some rudimentary knowledge about different languages? If you say so..
Carter Barnes
This is Portuguese accent right?
It's nice, but I stand by my choice. It sounds ok, but it doesn't give me an eargasm like Italian.
Camden Jackson
I've never heard it before.
Like I said I expected it to sound like it was just Spanish, but when I heard it, if I didn't know it was Portuguese I would have guessed some slavic or at least northern Euro language.
I did catch a few words because I had like 1 year of high school Spanish, but mostly it was slavvic giberish to me.
Nicholas Foster
Yeah. I agree Italian is the best sounding language to me too.
Dominic Lewis
Italian is too faggish desu...the language needs some ''acid'' fealing to it,or it will become something disgustingly boring like spanish...
Isaac Clark
Yes, learning about irrelevant languages spoken by four guys in an snowhell is extremely useful.
Dylan Watson
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Parker Turner
Belgium, pleeez.
Lincoln Lopez
>implying this isn't best language
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Parker Stewart
>spanish
>pleasant
Spanish is the most disgusting language I've ever heard.
Ryan Rodriguez
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Henry Baker
Brazilian portuguese is the most beautiful language in the world.
I thank everyday that we were colonized by portuguese and not by spanish, i hate spanish, its a fucking ugly language and sounds like taco and burritos.
Henry Richardson
That's pretty cool.
I'm so used to Brazilian accent that it sounds kind of weird to me.
Evan Wright
sounds too slutty to my taste if spoken by a female
and too gay if spoken by a male.
Justin Morgan
Give me a sample that isn't singing, so I can determine whether it is better than Portuguese Portuguese.
Austin Butler
that's just spanish with ''inis'' on the end of the word...
Here's a song in portuguese(eu):
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Christopher Reed
you are pleb, your opinion doesnt matter
Angel Torres
>italian sounds like arabic
>said the one that when he speaks he gargles cum and makes stupid throat sounds just like arabic
Benjamin Nelson
You were colonized and raped by shitty Portugal. LOL
Dominic King
This is true,brazilian sounds childish and ''pleb'' portuguese,but it is beautiful in an''incultural way''
Benjamin Barnes
This is now a brazilian music thread.
Dylan Gonzalez
I like Russian.It's manly as fuck when a man speaks it and I get hard when a qt speaks it buuuuuuuuut I don't know, it just isn't as soothing as romance languages (sans Romanian).
Brody Jenkins
Portugal portuguese sounds russian
OY CYKA BLYAT JOÃO
Sebastian Mitchell
Say "O Que é Que Há" in Portuguise
LOL
Jose Foster
You do not know true horror until you have heard Czech in a Vietnamese accent.
Connor Flores
stop shitting me, that's not italian
Henry Sanders
Asher White
English sample
Carter Peterson
Easton Turner
stop singing and get a job.
William Collins
Egyptian arabic is the only one that deserves GOAT tier
Isaiah Bell
you are cheating!
Adrian King
Prefer Christopher Lee's reading.
Adam Perry
Indonesian should be in god tier 2bh
Jeremiah Reed
What do you mean?
Brody Russell
hahaha swedes are cucks looool
Julian Morris
It's funny you mention it, because listenting to the Portuguese Portuguese sample above I though it kiiind of sounded simmilar Italian, except with a little less emotion.
Liam Cooper
Paco wtf is that? Pls delet this from my thread. Thank you.
Jaxon Allen
Les Portuguise use to swallow the ending -e
Jaxson Rivera
Brazilian is beautiful as is european portuguese
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Hudson Sanchez
yes,I said it like ''O quéque há''
Brayden Diaz
It sounds Dutch to me.