Why is Cyprus so small and cute?

Why is Cyprus so small and cute?

Fuck northern cyprus tho

It's dumb

>northern "cyprus"

Don't you ever dare to talk about Cyprus like that ever again.

>"israel"

>implying "turkey" isn't just the name of a chicken

>his country is literally made up by jewish refugeees.
I mean you can't make this shit up.

Life isnt a fucking anime, grow up.

Argentina kun you are so pathetic
You will never get the Falklands now smell my anime pussy

>you have to literally look for "turkey country" on Google Images or this will pop up

YOU CANNOT FABRICATE SUCH A SCENARIO

>it took 65 million years to reestablish their country.

i mean you cannot make because this is current year

...

He's just jealous for Cyprus being cuter

it is just a friendly banter with my dear jewish friend

Sure. we all actually love each other.

Be stronk brother orthodox

Britan senpai and you will never leave the EU, so kiss my anime ass and worship.

EOKA stands with IRA

It's cute until you reach the NATO demilitarized zone.

and what if brits leave island?