pakis out edition
/brit/
karen
FIRST
OUT OUT OUT
i'm literally addicted to shitposting
me on the left
/lat/
really hope david attenborough will turn out to be a nonce soon
then they'll have to call that boat boaty mcboatface
YANKS IN
>that's a man right?
Under the Equality Act 2010 it's a woman actually.
lads
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Next PM
Haha let's start a rumour x
i feel you
i could probably do something of my life is this website didn't exist
frightening notion that
He's got some pretty crazy ideas but we just ignore them.
However far away I will always love you
However long I stay I will always love you
Whatever words I say I will always love you
I will always love you
>wearing two neck decorations and two stars
fuckign triggered
cheque please
>tfw we have a generation of great thinkers that will be addicted to memes
the world is truly fucked
Not gonna lie, lads, I wish I was French
>an ISIS supporting Muslim will be mayor of London
he's the king of bloody england mate he can do as he likes
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Never fall imma stand in the same spot
Blame kers, are they ever gonna blame Scott?
In a room, when it moves, yeah my head spins
Aussie hip-hop I gotta be the best thing
Know the name, know the crew, know that we are
Fuckin famous, know the kers with the er
Makin moves every week, see I’m to smart
Hi I’m kers, now who the fuck are you brah?
>Nadhim Zahawi
ahh yes
>I never thought I'd die alone
>Another six months I'll be unknown
>Give all my things to all my friends
>You'll never step foot in my room again
>You'll close it off, board it up
>Remember the time that I spilled the cup
>Of apple juice in the hall
>Please tell mum this is not her fault
No he fucking can't, the monarchy are supposed to set a fucking example
girl at work came in today wearing the same perfume my exgf used to wear
anyway, long story short: she broke my heart and I'm still in love with her and every time I smell this perfume I die a little inside
sitting here in the dark listening to this on repeat
youtube.com
just fucking kill me
when the fuck will my beard fill out
o shit it's dat boi
DRUMPF LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!111!!!!!1
fuck off paki
>want to buy booze on friday
>workers at local tesco starting to recognise me
>decide not to
>we have a generation of great thinkers
i wouldn't bet my left cockonut on that
what do the stars and neck things even represnt
>there are "people" ITT who have never written a cheque
alri grandad
cali catlad are you voting in the primaries
Because I can actually pay for things
friendly reminder that all those who defend a Muslim mayor of London are apologists and will hang on the day of the rope
I don't read half the posts that are published here btw
No good dossing about feeling sorry for ya self silly bugger, get a cuppa and watch some tele you'll feel miles better x
>tfw they instinctively go to pick up the cigarrettes and whisky when they see you in the queue
>tfw can't even buy booze without being judged by the cashier
how about that suicide fact lads
>starting to recognise me
Why do so many of you care about this?
Why the fuck do you care about cashiers recognising your face and remembering you?
How the fuck is this a problem at all? Are you literally fucking schizophrenic or do you have severe paranoia?
hahahahaha holy fuck
joke's on you i didn't read yours
Neck decorations mean it's a level 3 or better award - Commander/Companion of an order or a knighthood. It shows it's more important than lower level awards, that just have a chest "medal" type decoration.
Stars represent knighthoods, so if someone;s wearing a star you know they'e on of the top dogs.
in the age of ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog
what a fucking depressing post
i've never had a job nevermind a chequebook
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>liberals are going to have to admit they were wrong about immos one day
gon be great
It's Friday night, why aren't you lads out?
then who was pygmy?
I believe in free speech unless you disagree with me
proobably has a 2nd one for being emperor of india as well innit
>on the day of the rope
pooooooooooooooo
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>Hey guys my great great grand uncles dog was from Ireland therfore I'm Irish too
>So here's your holiday,
>hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away.
>it was mine, so when you're dead and gone
>will you remember this night, twenty years now lost,
>it's not right.
United States
Canada
Mexico
...I forget the rest
a world that belonged to the great old ones
in the age of political correctness, one dirty dirty boy _______________
life hack: no one actually cares about you, your life, or your habits
it's like you think you matter
kek
my acid binge of october 2014 - may 2015 was just phase 1
if the losers starting thinking you're a loser m80 w-w-w-well
Reminder if you're white in America then you'll be hunted down and killed by blacks instantly
>destoying the NHS
>with increased real terms funding every year
the only post worth reading in this thread desu
I am
on the town
lock up your daughters
>rich people are cunts because they're rich
>brb getting a useless degree at the expense of the rich lol
tired
>killing the poor/disabled
sign me up desu
>you were in the target demographic when that song was released
my acid binge of october 2015 to april 2016 really fucked my shit up
>he only has 3 countries on his """"""""""continent"""""""
if this boy looks like a girl then i'd be happy to tear the faggot's arse apart
the poor and the disabled are a waste of resources tbf
Down the pub lads
Mate is at the bar don't want to look like a bender looking round the room haha
Looks a fair bit like Gavin McInnes
I'm sure he had loads of them, but you wear 4 stars max and a single fucking neck decoration. Unless you're some kind of North Korean twatsack, and he should know better.
check my 7 pierre
you must be used to that, being french and all
as no one cares about france
yeah but they remember how you make them feel, so if you're kind to people they'll think fondly of you and will most likely recognise your face :3
I don't, and never will, have any
I do not.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Where do I find a gf like this
youtube.com
i.4cdn.org
me at work on a typical day
just abduct one from a car park
>wanking over a fat man's arse
>ring wing
OI OI OI
You know there's no audio on this and you're going to get banned regardless, so why link it?
god how deluded can you b