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pakis out edition

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karen

FIRST

OUT OUT OUT

i'm literally addicted to shitposting

me on the left

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really hope david attenborough will turn out to be a nonce soon

then they'll have to call that boat boaty mcboatface

YANKS IN

>that's a man right?

Under the Equality Act 2010 it's a woman actually.

lads

...

Next PM

Haha let's start a rumour x

i feel you
i could probably do something of my life is this website didn't exist
frightening notion that

He's got some pretty crazy ideas but we just ignore them.

However far away I will always love you
However long I stay I will always love you
Whatever words I say I will always love you
I will always love you

>wearing two neck decorations and two stars

fuckign triggered

cheque please

>tfw we have a generation of great thinkers that will be addicted to memes
the world is truly fucked

Not gonna lie, lads, I wish I was French

>an ISIS supporting Muslim will be mayor of London

he's the king of bloody england mate he can do as he likes

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Never fall imma stand in the same spot
Blame kers, are they ever gonna blame Scott?
In a room, when it moves, yeah my head spins
Aussie hip-hop I gotta be the best thing
Know the name, know the crew, know that we are
Fuckin famous, know the kers with the er
Makin moves every week, see I’m to smart
Hi I’m kers, now who the fuck are you brah?

>Nadhim Zahawi
ahh yes

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>I never thought I'd die alone
>Another six months I'll be unknown
>Give all my things to all my friends
>You'll never step foot in my room again
>You'll close it off, board it up
>Remember the time that I spilled the cup
>Of apple juice in the hall
>Please tell mum this is not her fault

No he fucking can't, the monarchy are supposed to set a fucking example

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girl at work came in today wearing the same perfume my exgf used to wear
anyway, long story short: she broke my heart and I'm still in love with her and every time I smell this perfume I die a little inside

sitting here in the dark listening to this on repeat

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just fucking kill me

when the fuck will my beard fill out

o shit it's dat boi

DRUMPF LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!111!!!!!1

fuck off paki

>want to buy booze on friday
>workers at local tesco starting to recognise me
>decide not to

>we have a generation of great thinkers

i wouldn't bet my left cockonut on that

what do the stars and neck things even represnt

>there are "people" ITT who have never written a cheque

alri grandad

cali catlad are you voting in the primaries

Because I can actually pay for things

friendly reminder that all those who defend a Muslim mayor of London are apologists and will hang on the day of the rope

I don't read half the posts that are published here btw

No good dossing about feeling sorry for ya self silly bugger, get a cuppa and watch some tele you'll feel miles better x

>tfw they instinctively go to pick up the cigarrettes and whisky when they see you in the queue
>tfw can't even buy booze without being judged by the cashier

how about that suicide fact lads

>starting to recognise me
Why do so many of you care about this?

Why the fuck do you care about cashiers recognising your face and remembering you?

How the fuck is this a problem at all? Are you literally fucking schizophrenic or do you have severe paranoia?

hahahahaha holy fuck

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joke's on you i didn't read yours

Neck decorations mean it's a level 3 or better award - Commander/Companion of an order or a knighthood. It shows it's more important than lower level awards, that just have a chest "medal" type decoration.

Stars represent knighthoods, so if someone;s wearing a star you know they'e on of the top dogs.

in the age of ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog

what a fucking depressing post

i've never had a job nevermind a chequebook

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>liberals are going to have to admit they were wrong about immos one day
gon be great

It's Friday night, why aren't you lads out?

then who was pygmy?

I believe in free speech unless you disagree with me

proobably has a 2nd one for being emperor of india as well innit

>on the day of the rope

pooooooooooooooo

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>Hey guys my great great grand uncles dog was from Ireland therfore I'm Irish too

>So here's your holiday,
>hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away.
>it was mine, so when you're dead and gone
>will you remember this night, twenty years now lost,
>it's not right.

United States
Canada
Mexico
...I forget the rest

a world that belonged to the great old ones

in the age of political correctness, one dirty dirty boy _______________

life hack: no one actually cares about you, your life, or your habits
it's like you think you matter
kek

my acid binge of october 2014 - may 2015 was just phase 1

if the losers starting thinking you're a loser m80 w-w-w-well

Reminder if you're white in America then you'll be hunted down and killed by blacks instantly

>destoying the NHS
>with increased real terms funding every year

the only post worth reading in this thread desu

I am

on the town

lock up your daughters

>rich people are cunts because they're rich
>brb getting a useless degree at the expense of the rich lol

tired

>killing the poor/disabled
sign me up desu

>you were in the target demographic when that song was released

my acid binge of october 2015 to april 2016 really fucked my shit up

>he only has 3 countries on his """"""""""continent"""""""

if this boy looks like a girl then i'd be happy to tear the faggot's arse apart

the poor and the disabled are a waste of resources tbf

Down the pub lads

Mate is at the bar don't want to look like a bender looking round the room haha

Looks a fair bit like Gavin McInnes

I'm sure he had loads of them, but you wear 4 stars max and a single fucking neck decoration. Unless you're some kind of North Korean twatsack, and he should know better.

check my 7 pierre

you must be used to that, being french and all
as no one cares about france

yeah but they remember how you make them feel, so if you're kind to people they'll think fondly of you and will most likely recognise your face :3

I don't, and never will, have any

I do not.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Where do I find a gf like this
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me at work on a typical day

just abduct one from a car park

>wanking over a fat man's arse

>ring wing

OI OI OI

You know there's no audio on this and you're going to get banned regardless, so why link it?

god how deluded can you b