How's Tinder in your country? Are you normie enough to have Tinder stories?

How's Tinder in your country? Are you normie enough to have Tinder stories?

Not very popular here

Never used because not interested

Doesn't work, unless you're looking for tourist or erasmus qts.

I've seen people using it. It's kind of awkward, glancing at their phone and immediately knowing what kind of women they're into.
Never used it myself.

Fucking horrible, holy fucking shit.

I'm originally from Brisbane, Australia but I moved to the UK for shits n giggles.

The girls are all the same, fake tan, fake nails, fat and unaesthetically pleasing.

I mean, take a look at this, I shit you not, I had to double take.

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cosmetic surgery can't even fix this

jesus

weird, she looks normal in this picture

I just feel pity. That first pic should never have been used. Maybe a fringe would work

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what is gender fluid?

Looking like an extra from Lord of The Rings as far as I can tell

>be the island of Britannia
>get your woman stolen by Romans
>get your woman stolen by Vikings
>get your woman stolen by French Nobles
>get your woman stolen by American GIs

no wonder our woman are so ugly if yanks and frogs have been breeding with them

nuh, I don't have a phone, I'm not some normie.

She's right though, she's totally a Hufflepuff

sloots

Are you poor?

I use Grindr because im not degenerate cis scum.

is that a comprehensive list of every attractive woman in turkey?

Post your grindr stories then

I don't need phone.

>giving in to the cell phone meme
>find out in 30 years you have brain cancer from radiation
>mfw

>using a cell phone to call people

ummm okay grandpa

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What the fuck is a hufflepuff?

how will you shitpost on the bus then? or when you're doing a poo?

There was a post like a year ago where some user used Turkish girl names but put pictures of orcs from lord of the rings for tinder. I've never laughed so hard on chan before

All of them use those apps for phones on soc. Jesus Christ. Why westerners are so rich? They claim to be lifeless neets and waste shitload money of their parents to buy Iphones to use apps like Tinder just to get rejected by some cow with black son. Amazing.

How do you go through life without reading or watching Harry Potter. You must miss out on jokes all the time

>implying that the cell phone only emits radiation when you're calling someone.

yes, because the japs in hiroshima are only deformed because radiation discriminated against gooks.

>Ozlu, the bane of gondor
>Gozde, 3rd sergeant of mordor

>2016
>leaving your basement
get out normie

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wait is it actually common for young people in Russia not to have a smartphone?

Then it'll be thigh cancer, not brain cancer you dolt

do you think she would give me permission to eat her shit though?

I lost a lot of weight and want to use tinder to meet girls but I don't have any photos of me not being fat yet

idk, why would I need it if I have PC already? i'd like to have macbook, but its too expensive.

>2016
>not wearing your phone around your neck
>let me guess, you use yahoo images to look at porn

top kek

>use tinder in germany
>3 matches in 4 weeks
>use fake gps to tinder korea
>6 matches on the first day
>almost every korean tinder girl is a qt

I think I'm gonna move. Fuck german women and their high standards.

It's not just Germany, most first world countries are like this. I might come with you bro, my country is turning to shit and burning up in flames, fuck it.

german women have high standards? maybe it's just different when they're tourists in nyc tbqh

> I'd like to have a macbook
Russia was a mistake

Patrick looks much happier since he achieved wizard status. I wonder what kind of wombat magic he's been up to

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They'd rather fuck anything "exotic" before even considering someone like me

i got u pham

you lads can't complain until you've had to use scottish tinder

So Korean women are like German women they'd rather fuck something "exotic" like some German dude in Korea?

i'm not good looking enough to use tinder. It would only lead to frustration and i'd rather die a virgin than fuck one of these monsters i see posted here

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Mate that's the same for women anywhere in the world

Hot/rich people use it to set up dates and the occasional hookup

Ugly/poor people use it for promiscuous animal sex

Miami here. Half of the people you meet are tourists who want anonymous sex before they go back home

Most other people are looking for dares, which could lead to casual sex or a relationship. People who only want hookups usually say so immediately.

I got head from a Tinder slampig just last night

Fucking christ

don't use it, no point really unless you are a turbo normie 9/10

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I texted a girl for a few days straight, she was really pretty, sweet.

She gave me her number and started texting me as if I was her boyfriend, even though we hadn't met.

Then she sent me a picture and she must have been a solid 80-100 pounds fatter than all her pictures. Stopped using it.

I fucking hate the ones that have them and there friend in a photo together and one of them is way hotter than the other, normally I assume it's the hot one because it would obviously make them look better when compared to a bush pig. But then you occasionally encounter some retards who think it is acceptable to stand next to a 9.5/10 and not say.

I rocked up to a bar once and some chick and it was the ugly one and not the hot one, so I turned around and left, I think she even saw me before I left but just kept going.

I'm too scared to talk to anyone

When I try I don't know how

I lack game

I downloaded it, but since I have no facebook pics newer than three years I didn't use it.

MOO!?
wtf that is degenerate?

My profile

Someone pls give me tips for talking 2 chix

She's into MDE

get a more normie haircut and don't let the beard go beyond that.

where do ugly people get the confidence to post their face all over social media?

>zootopia reference
>/fa/ggot
>normie meme
Three strikes, you're out.

Many people lack self awareness. Even attractive ones

zootopia reference is probably fine. I haven't watched it but a lot of girls like kids movies. the /fa/ shit needs to go though

Tinder is exclusive to males, but inclusive for females iirc

Full of terrorists

Because Italian chicks are bigots as fuck and they do not even want to put their own shit online.
>So people will not think I am a slut
Protip: searching for a guy doesn't make you a slut.

I am not saying you should do like Straya and have girls online who say they wanna be in an orgy. But for fucks sake why are your women so fucking scared of doing anything with anybody? They are even fucking scared of pleasing themselves in physical ways... they are slave of a social repressive apparatus or have I met only cunts? Because Italian women are cunts.

Unless they decide beforehand you are okay. Like, say, if they fall in love then they become the most irrational beings. But for all that matters they behave as if they had a wall around them.

Fucking ridiculous. They say Italian women are hot, but I guess they are just hard to get, so people tend to idealize them just because they hardly "concede" themselves.

Fucking princesses.

HNNNNGGGGGG

would bf/10

LMAO

so much this

I'm an average looking guy and I hardly ever get matches. I've changed my pics dozens of time and I still don't get jack shit for matches

if you're not an attractive guy there's literally no point in using tinder

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