Bought a designer shirt

>Bought a designer shirt
>It doesn't actually fit me, I only bought it because the salesperson pressured me and I spilled spaghetti
>Too autistic to return it to the store

Wtf do I do

get a pair of scissors and fashion new underwear out of it

I feel ya, Canada bro, I feel ya. There's nothing ya can do now, just hang it up and put your head down in shame

>I only bought it because the salesperson pressured me and I spilled spaghetti
jew'd

How about he gets a pair of balls instead

An hero.

>Canadian threads
>This is what the janitors want

>in college
>walk by cooking school
>some student in there offers me free cake
>a free slice? what could go wrong
>they gave me an ENTIRE FUCKING CAKE
>too autistic to decline now
>scurry away with the cake
>place it on a random table
>attach a note to it saying "FREE CAKE"
>run away

>Not just eating a few handfulls of the cake, tossing it in a garbage can and rinsing your hand off in a water fountain

if the shop accepts a return do it. ive always done everytime the item i purchased was shit.

He's too fucking autistic for that

Lose weight, fatty

He should lose his autism first

>not taking it home and gradually eating it slice by slice over a week or so
or alternatively;
>not calling over your mates to eat it with you

The only thing he should gradually dispose of is his autism

...

what the hell is a designer shirt. like rick owens?

>your mates
feeling comedic, are ya cunt?

>not having mates

This is the most SJW tumblrina meme of all time tbqh

It was an ugly looking cake though

Does the store have online return? Then you don't have to show your face there again.