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jamie vardy knighthood when? edition

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First for UK loses Eurovision.

that's hot

mines always has a nice smell even unwashed

>someone disagrees with you
>they're a paki/rasheed

can we please stop this meme it's fucking pathetic
do rorkes actually believe there's loads of pakis who post here?
yeah there's ribena and a couple other undercover pakis but i think /brit/'s white british percentage is DEFINITELY a lot higher than the UK as a whole
this only applys to the UK flags in here of course

>london electing a muslim

top kek, feels good being northern

inb4 mad muslim londoners

I'd prefer if pakis posted here instead of yanks

HILARY

>lick the back of your hand
>wait 20 seconds
>take a big whiff

>tfw I will never have sex

Fucks sake lads, I've lifted for years, am 6ft, have nice hair, ride a motorbike, have had girls come onto me and pursue me

Still never kissed a girl


Once a girl I was talking to told me I was hot and I said 'thanks' and walked off

the fuck is wrong with me

culturally british shitskins>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>white yanks

fuck birt

>do rorkes actually believe there's loads of pakis who post here?

Poleaboo lives in the North

We run this region too

smells like nothing

Honestly, this

But we do.

Saw this on tinder lads what do you think???

*unleashes 7x5" monster cock*

*fucks birt*

>have had girls come onto me and pursue me
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litterally no balls
just fucking treat the bitch to a late night guiness and chill
and when you are both wasted penis her vagina

my main point is that 80% of the 'rasheed'-esque posts are made by me and i know myself that my skin is white

Poleaboo wishes to remind you that /brit/ is 90% paki

Vardy is fucking shit

It's Kante and Mahrez who carried the team

Calm down lad

I'm from the north tbqh.

Haringey, specifically.

I'd fuck him.

testes

Does it...?

>tfw Kante signing for arsenal

You losers would be lucky if the EU even wants you anymore

You would do the EU a favor by leaving

The banterpocalypse never really materialised, did it? Good old Sadiq.

anime

*pulls your clothes over your head then kneels you down and pulls your trousers down to expose your bop*

Lost my virginity at 12 to my three years older sister's classmate tbqh.

you're lacking basic social skills and have a high inhibition?

pleb
type your county in

TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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brushed my teeth about an hour minutes ago

Fuck eurovision

>ride a motorbike
being gay won't help m8

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Go homo
Or use tinder

stop thinking of women as actual human beings
not even kidding

Did I fuck up the Sussexs?
Sweden please srtop.

Works best before you go to bed

Take it from the frog, he's right.

Have you tried gay sex?

F
O
N
T

just means you're a transpaki tbqh

I also have no friends or social media

>vardy is shit

Delusional paki

>doesnt brush his teeth before bed
wew

apparently my towns not good enough for a flag

same but it was my dads girlfriends daughter that was a year younger than me, does it count as sex if i didnt have a clue what was going on?

youtube.com/watch?v=eAEUrp2V4ss

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It's bad for you

How could you fucking elect a muslim mayor for one of your largest cities, what a shame.

And I was planning to go to Macclesfield this summer, fuck this country.

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>cytube

W8. Why a medieval kingdom my man?

hang on hang on
whats the procedure anyway
ive only got one field to enter things in, how do i get the country and city to come up for me

answer me this instant

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if you're hot which apparently is the case you don't need either
you can just be a lone wolf and a woman will not care
if you want to meet women just join a dance club where you must have a partner like rock, salsa or tango
these things are choke full of horny birds
and you NEED to put your hands over them to learn the dance not that you would want to otherwise

Shut up

i hate pakis more than i let on but half the posters here are just completely delusional
and being a brummie i'm qualified to have an opinion on pakis

What the fuck does that have to do with Macclesfield?

Imagine being a Britain First candidate and you lose against cheeky sadiqi

me on the left

for you

[spoiler]wait what?[/spoiler]

that series was GOAT

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The fact that your country is full of cuckolds that would permit a bunch of sandniggers kill me or rape my wife and get away with it, you fucking sold your country.

gf's dad is a menswear tailor lads

Kind of afraid of meeting him and disappointing him with my shitty clothes and fashion sense.

come on bucks

come to the cytube

i lovew you

dont be antisocial

come to cytube

I wouldnt mind learning to dance and it would provide good wank bank material but I feel that it would be so obvious to the wimmin that I'm just doing it to tocu them....

I should join a tango class?

not liking this advice

kill yourself you worthless rat

Poleaboo has a tough time believing you're white

if you choose a city/town flag then the system will automatically add the county and country on aswell
i can see everyone elses full flags too even if they don't have the new script
yours only shows as mercia though because meme flag and they didn't bother putting it in the database

You can do better than that

Why are you getting so mad about the Mayor of London? The position has only existed since 2000

Touch*

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>my gf's dad is a tailer
Wew
I wish my gf's dad was a tailer, we'd be best friends and I'd be his best client

nah i just treat each person individually and not write them off by the colour of skin

but you're the epitome of paki scum so fuck off

I'm not even racist but

segregation is a good thing

How can one lad be so based

I'm not even a racist but

Don't you just hate fucking blacks, Asians and non-whites

Poleaboo thought you liked him?

What's up with Iplayer? I need to watch EastEnders
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I understand why european women cuck you guys with mussies so fucking much now.

Because you can't stand up for yourself let alone them. You can't even stand up for your own fucking country.

Jesus christ I don't even blame them anymore, they deserve better than you fucking losers who literally just let unorganized groups of people conquer them.

Absolutely fucking pathetic

just invent a backstory you inane child
you have a woman you like out of country who dances it (but you will break up with her obviously when the time is right)
you have to learn it for one of your friend's wedding
you discovered you wanted to try it while watching a documentary
you went to a dancing competition with a friend and liked what you saw very much
and much more

maybe you'd prefer joining the wizard class
they are always recruiting

punched a hole through my monitor in anger at this

Haha love EastEnders me, its so diverse!

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Why are Yanks so melodramatic haha

bucks why

come to cytube

please

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Yes I do