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Just be yourself edition

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Need a turk bf

just p on shelfs

LIZZY

I'm not half-caste or quarter-caste but full-caste

To be fair, almost all British men look like the one on the right

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fuck sakes lads I should have gone to the beach today

youre going to have to full on c-taste my ass if you keep talkin' about castes

Just borrow your mother's

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There's a little lizard thing dying on my kitchen floor. I'm really quite fond of them so I feel sorry for it. I gave it some water ...

Thinking I should put it out of it's misery but don't really want to. :(

5 pages into the ego and his own and chill, and she starts acting like your property

Hey man

me thinking about barbados qt

theres always tomorrow

i'll have you know it was 21 decrees celcius and sunny here today. it was lovely. stick yor barbies up your arse aussiland

Reminder that the UK needs to be balkanised into independent states based on politics

just broke up with my gf of 2 and a half years. hahahah hold me.

i just smoked a fat joint and im about to dip in the isolation tank

My dog kills lizards in my backyard. He caught one two weeks ago and broke its neck. I had to smash it with a brick to end its misery. And that lizard's name was Albert Einstein

I just went to Sup Forums and Jesus Christ, I didn't realise it was this bad. I thought it'd be around the same level of normie as here but it's fucking Sup Forums tier.

feels bad

She couldn't handle the bants?

BIG FUCKING SPIDER JUST WALKED ACROSS MY COMPUTER SCREEN

>leicestershire
>labour

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''no''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

so youre banging a barbadian??


alright joe rogan, have at it

This is a tiny one like a couple of inches long. They're based af.

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Making a pizza lads

no just memein in the last thread

yeah its a shame so many morons go on it

could be a gr8 plae

Just shag your sister m8, you were steady with her longer anyhow

>will be 39°C today

I saw already uglier guys getting decent gfs desu.

I'd genuinely vote UKIP but dude weed

how many so bad its meme vids need to be made

I don't get why they're so triggered about Muslims, they're going full autism about the new mayor.

serious question: why is almost every fast food or petrol station worker i interact with a paki or black?

you literally have problems

working

it used to be significantly better

then with the elections and other things you had Liberals flooding in on "crusade" then Sup Forums tier nazis coming in to counter-crusade them turning it into a shitshow

the lefties lost and now they just infest whatever small board in the hope of creating their own little hovel, meanwhile Sup Forums was left full of kiddies.

Notice how it's never you though, right?

[CAN'T WAKE UP]

filthy race traitors

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good album
shame John Renbourn died last year

wigwam famalam

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What should it be?

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cooking some chicken

>sunny here up in are luffbra

I WAS PROMISED THUNDER YOU CUNTS

nigger

*opens door*

hello /brit/

*crowd laughs*

Conservative. Like all places in ENG-ER-LAND, it's Conservative everywhere except cities.

>'certain drugs'
He wont legalize weed or shrooms mate

>Notice how it's never you though, right?
Not at all.

You can see it as a summary.
You can look good, be confident, smart, having nice fashion sense, rich etc...

The more and the better you fit those qualities the more points you have and the more likey a women will like you. To like the women on the other hand is quite difficult, they are pretty shit.

Probably because he called moderate Muslims 'Uncle Toms', didn't disavow people waving jihadi flags at his rallies, and now Muslims are shitposting all over Twitter about how they conquered London

We're losing our countries without even a fight
How SAUCY

what a shithole

Pretty much always know the feel bro ;_;

Fuck off man

It might be my memory but im sure Sup Forums was no where near as a bad a few years ago. Felt like there were more people just pissing around than actually believing the memes

""'I wish we only spoke to people who agree with us. I can tell you that I've spent the last months in this job speaking to all sorts of people. Not just leaders, not just organisations but ordinary rank and file citizens of Muslim faith and that's what good government is about, it's about engaging with all stakeholders. You can talk about articles in the newspapers about what an organisation might get but the point is you can't just pick and choose who you speak to, you can't just speak to Uncle Toms.'""

People are as uninformed about him as they are about Trump desu.

how's th- WOAH! *stands in mop bucket*
*pulls curtains down*

*crowds laughs uproariously*

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Translated as?

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nto my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?

That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.

uh oh! look out smithers!

>the liberal democrats

Is there a more pathetic party oh my days

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enjoy lad!

I'm off now, have a good one.

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you a bot?

Hey /brit/ - you get those benz I ordered?

*crowd laughs*

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What's obnoxious about white women who fuck nogs is that they'll lie about it afterward

I guess it's a defensive thing, they have to hide it from you. Otherwise they'd get "POOR LIFE DECISIONS" stamped on their forehead. When's the last time you saw a single-mom on a dating site whose kid wasn't brown

>wind
meme energy
I'm pro alternate energy and all because more options is always good but wind is the biggest wast of money around

the Ontario Liberals wasted millions building tons of windmills and they barely ever run, not to mention the power output is negligible anyways compared to upkeep costs.

i'm a bored human

Worried this Swede will go on a killing spree

How does it feel to literally have a muslim as a king of your main city?

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terrified this turnip will go on a murderous rampage

Fuck of mehmet you mong

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new omracer video up

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having a family size bag of chips to myself

>tfw not rich enough to go on holiday and photograph mixed race locals

Fuck off mate nobody wants you yanks here
Go away

>"""""""""""""""""Brits""""""""""""""""" locked up abroad

Fuck of right back sheep shagger, I want a REAL Brits' answer

McCain? Mate, their family size bags of chips are 2kg.

You monster.

bad?

I just wish islam didnt exist. such a stain on us all

ree muslims ree ee ee ee ee

>the poopdems

oh my WORD

>be British abroad
>"I-I d-don't think this w-whole migrant thing is a... good idea... perhaps"
>get jailed, put in tolerance camp
>"AAAAALLAHLALALALALALA KILL DE INFIDEL SWINE!"
>get elected mayor of London