Battle of the Nations

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this isn't the main arena is it? Looks even smaller than usual

Tea girl

second for NZ

NZ gonna get BTFO again

African fighter coming through

Haka is getting a bit fucking much

Same as the last year

First for liberation

>it's kiwi magic that doesn't work episode

what are the kiwis doing?

First for murrica

Autism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haka

Self-buffs.

Designated Kiwi musical number

>4 - 0
>Because one yank tripped they didn't get a perfect win

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>haka

should have entered with a chain of severed heads or something, dancing isnt scary when you have a metal armor

>US and NZ fighting
hope they wipe each other out t.bh

well seems like they should change tactics
BURGER'D

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Literally happy merchant

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21v21 from first day

Dark Souls 3 PVP will return in an hour and 15 minutes lads.

Losing

>get back from lunch
>they go on a break

COME BACK AND FIGHT

How will you rank the teams in terms of chance in winning with their dreamteam?

#1 Russia
#2 Ukraine
#3 Poland
#4 Germany
#5 US
#6 Canada
#7 Israel
#8 Denmark
#9 - The rest

Did they say 2pm? How llong is that?

russian and ukrainian military
french
the rest

20 minutes.

In 1h15 since CR is on GMT+1 iirc

15 minutes
Thats previous year, user

+2

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ah just saw that aswel

1 Russia
2 Ukraine
3 Belarus/Poland
4 UK
5 France

Why did the camera linger on that guy for so long? Is he important?

Wait what we entered into this?

That's the captain of the Australian teams, show some respect!!

I heard that he is king of Australia.

Yeah, your team looks cool and does a Haku but they're pretty shit

>Foreign Lord overseeing his vassals

Here is his throne

Oh I'm sure they will let me join for next year then so I can meme on stream

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45min till battles

Is there a table of scores?

>Argentina is whiter than Spain

Just woke up and got muh beer. Did I miss Finland's fights?

what movie is that music from?
also that was fast they made a montage

>Did I miss Finland's fights?

Yes

It was that was even quicker of Sup Forums drawing porn on that Squid game when it was announced.

they fought but theres gonna be new figths in 40min
dont know if funland will fight there tho

Didn't watched until today, can somebody tell me if France did okay ?

>JEW-JITSU

>red warrior - the last samurai
nice

How did we do?

Bretty gut

They actually improved this year unlike my swamp.

win some loose some, you have 1 guy that never goes down

>Mexico
Is there no obstacle they can jump to follow Americans.

france is nr 3 team

>Is there no obstacle they can jump
An American.

I haven't seen everything, but you got CHAIM'D

ok thanks
Is that your team last year that got one or wo guys pretty injured ?

'Cause I can't remmeber shit except for the giant spanish knight.

yeaaaaah :^)
ps : afrian zulu warriors when ?

France 3 did some good things. They lost against Poland 1 but they fought quite well

Poland's hard to beat.

never pls.

big boer warriors soon though

It's a pity Tyrion Lannister wasn't there narrating the ordeal while drinking wine.

You know you want it.

So the next fights are going to be qts hitting each other with long sticks, right?

No, I want the dragons to eat the reddit dwarf

yes my white friend

he would be perfect. i think king robert would be a good choice
>COME ON AND BASH EACH OTHERS BRAINS IN

I'd like to hit a qt with my long stick

is that what you call your short stick?

why did guns and leftism have to be invented
why can't we be knights and crusaders and shiet anymore
I want to cry

I think the invention of the firearm led more to the downfall of knights

I have no idea what you could possibly mean.

i blame these guys

yeah but it's not """POLITICALLY CORRECT""" to serve your liege and fight for glory by the sword anymore

do you know how long it's been since we had a war of succession with France??

ssshhhh, Schlowmo finklestein might make me go back to work.

Actually we still have 3 families fighting for the unavailable throne in France.
Still pretty funny, you can join anytime if you find a Plantagenet somewhere.

More like repurposing of knights. They became officers of infantry units when heavy cavalry became obsolete, and even today former noble families often keep their long traditions of military service alive.

First time watching this and it's pretty neat. Apparently there's a group near me that does these battles. Anyone know how much it will cost for the gear? Is $1,000 enough or will that just get me a shitty Chinese knockoff?

youll become a millionaire, any day now, keep up the good work lad :^)

From the chat it sounds like you need 3-4K$ in order to get started.

just improvise bro
>made it myself and saved money :^) !

That's right and when I evolve from a wagecucker serv I can buy Finklestein's company and make him work on weekends.

Thanks. At least it's cheaper than a new sports bike.

I have no artistic abilities at all. Anything I make will look like shit.

Scarcity.

Today, there is no scarcity. So there is no competition for shitty crops. Meaning EVERY kind of retard can stay alive today.

Back in the day people had to compete for resources such as food, not everyone could eat, so they made a deal that only perfect "courtly Christian warriors" who swore to the God and king/lord were worth the food and state protection, everyone else was to do manual back breaking labor and get cut down if he chimps out.

Today there's no scarcity so everyone is state protected. Even objectively completely useless people, such as mentally and physically retarded people and liberal arts degree students.

why dont just inherit a bunch of properties like i did and rent them out?

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>people spend 3-4k to just to get mauled by Russian terminators

Stop it!

Wait, is this from "Hobo with a shotgun"?

yup

5 minutes lads

hype

Anyone got todays schedule?

How long till they start?