TFW almost 26 years old and STILL a kissless virgin

>TFW almost 26 years old and STILL a kissless virgin

Why even fucking live anymore guys?

>Why even fucking live anymore guys?

Because you're from a first world country.

As if that matters

Sex is easier to get in 3rd world shitholes like Brazil

>bothering with whores
>not wanting to become a wizard

Did you even try? Serious question. Did you even attempt to fuck a woman in the last years?

>there are 26 year olds who still act like children
>there are 26 year old living with their parents and will so for the foreseeable future

i can offer you my boipussy
are you tall and non-fat?

>Did you even try? Serious question. Did you even attempt to fuck a woman in the last years?

No but I posted on /r9k/ every single day for the last 3 years

Just pee yourself.

Sex is irrelevant.

If you're from a first world country, you have many reasons to live.

Why don't you immigrate to a first world country then?

Prostitutes are a thing you know

Don't do this.

Because government has permanently denied me a passport. It's my punishment to live and die in Brazil.

because Brazil isn't listed as a country under war
isn't that easy

>

wtf

I'm 18 years old and kissless, I've never had a female friend.
I just recently accepted the fact that no woman wants me, It made me feel better.

>tfw killing myself when I'm 30
Just 4 more years until the sweet release of death

when I post in these threads nobody seems to ever reply to me.
Just like in real life I guess haha

Gfs are overrated

t. Dad

inb4 6 million wife's son comments

I'll reply to your post lithubro ;)

thank you, friend.

Here you go bruh

"hur dur i dont want to pay for sex because it affects my honor as a samurai"

>Just 4 more years until the sweet release of death

How can you resist that long? NEETbux?

thank you, I was very sad right now, but both of you(you and the UK friend), cheered me up a little bit.

I don't understand. Why don't you pay a whore ?

Want to know what's worse?

Losing your virginity at 14 and then never ever fucking again for 8 years and counting.

Same story my friend had, he had sex like 2 times when he was 17 and when he was 18 he joined the army. For 3 years he was surrounded by ugly men before he could have sex again.

>to live and die in Brazil
that sounds badass for some reason

Max Payne 3-ish

you are only 18 you never know what may happen

1980s film called To Live and Die in LA

also tupac had a song by the same name. catchy tune