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haha lids

niggers out

>girl texts me asking dumb question
stop toying with my heart

To be honest

hoho leds

Post convo

half-breed azns are usually cuter than half-breed shitskins.

Subhuman nigger

nth for getting pics from girls on whisper and sharing them with the lads on /brit/

no racism please. this is a christian thread.

>mfw most women are ugly fucking munters without makeup

If I was allowed to wear makeup I'd be a literal 10/10

women are literally cheating life

Cracking post

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For anyone who doesn't realise the little kid in this is meant to be Elliot Rodger

what is it?

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we wuz maffs n shiiiiiiiiitttt

be yourself m8

>mfw my gf never wears makeup apart from lipstick and is the cutest little thing

:))))

Post em lad

Her: When is the midterm?
Me: May 20th
Her: Thanks!
Me: Np

muslims never invented that

and if they did, it was pre-islam

most of the 'islamic' inventions were stolen from the greeks and around the world

For anyone who doesn't realise the woman in this is meant to be Emma Muphy seen here

an app

like yik yak but with pictures and chat

don't have any lad

>Hey user, I'm a Muslim hipster - a Mipster! I heard someone say you don't like Islam, that's not true is it? Would love to get coffee with you some time haha

Should I get my left ear lobe pierced?

and yet this is a religion that still kills people centuries after the end of the crusades

the most redpilled black man in america

youtube.com/watch?v=6bv1GCFCYrU

Ask her what kinda panties she's wearing

>We had rights 1400 years ago (before the mongol invasion)!

looked at this version and it's in russian/italian as well hahahaa

easy there romeo haha

>algebra, trigonometry and astronomy
>not invented by the ancient Greeks

Lads haha

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would totally surrender my pride for those bushy black eyebrows tbf

>I'm a Muslim

walked away there

Race mixing with niggers is bad because subsaharan africans have a mean IQ of at most 85. Plus they are also probably genetically predisposed to being violent and having little impulse control or ability to delay gratification.

Other races have a mean Iq of about 100, so race mixing with them is generally ok and people should feel free to do it.

But racemixing with niggers is bad and should be discouraged because their low-IQ genes are toxic to human progress and drag the rest of the human race down.

If every single non-black person racemixed with a black person then in one generation the mean IQ of the world would plummet from 100 to 92.

>american black politics
>on a british culture board

>Mipster

american women are utter shit tho

fantastic post

Who /should be studying/ here?

r8 my chat up

Me on the right.

flawless

They developed a lot of that for themselves, but it's a silly argument because all of that has fallen out of place in the Middle East for hundreds of years and other parts developed those things on their own.

#traditionally submissive

>Sigourney Weaver wanted to be naked in Alien but the studio wouldn't let her
Fuck sake. Between this and Michael Bay not letting ScarJo get her baps out in the early 2000s, I really dislike movie studios and the like.

looool

>i am too sophisticated to discuss the political meanderings of the worlds only superpower, here are some k-pop idols

nah islamic fellas did have a fair bit to do with algebra but they didn't invent it. the greeks, babylonians and egyptians were all toying with more basic forms of it way back before islam was even a thing.

muslims truly are fucking delusional cunts holy shit

Why does she have a tinder

thinking of trying another robot run

bored of all this mudslime talk 2bh

>start counting calories
>found out I get tons of protein and calories

>still a skinny stick

convinced I have some medical condition

>movies not letting women be slags
what world are we in lads

Are black people nicer in Britain?

>Whether it’s starting a sentence with words like “love” and “darling” or ending a text with a double kiss [xx],

nobody does this

what are you on about, no one is talking about gooks?

Now we are
Wish I had a kpop gf desu

nonsense xx

not really

>mfw studying abroad in America for a year starting september
>mfw going to fuck literally every girl on campus

>watching movies

how many calories?

better than yours, but still pretty shit.

the woman who wrote this clearly had no experience with brits whatsoever
which makes it funnier
non-chavy british accent is cool that's a given
but the rest is crap

What's this lads name, lads?

So this is Whisper?

Paul

>gfriend

fuck off

far above my maintenance, and I'm a skinny stick

I also take vitamins daily

Imagine you got to see prime Sigourney's muff and prime ScarJo's tits. Would've changed your life for the better.

Doing a naked.

Shame
You guys should watch this for some cultural enrichment
youtu.be/hFOFCi1uVYk

basically yes

tell us the details or you're just talking like the rest who "can't gain weight"

Stanley Ramsbottom

i don't see how someone could see something like that and not fucking flip and massacre the little cunts

Are you the UCLA lad?

which state la?

apparently the further south you go, the more you're loved as a foreigner (unless you're black or gay)

fun fact

if you are in a building on the 2nd floor or higher you are basically flying

bald plant man

nope, they're scum.

I want one
What's the issue here
White people are the biggest cucks to ever exist is why

this

yes UCLA

love darling xx

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ah yess
and when you take a shower you are underwater

I'd say japs are considering their rampant NTR obsession.
Or the French.

these

If you're an autist in Bongistan then you'll be an autist with an accent in America desu
If you're at least somewhat normie you'll be swimming in puss though

>sloot
I thought that word was supposed to differentiate from normal sluts.

Nice, we talked before
Are you excited?

as said, give us actual numbers instead of "a lot bro trust me"

go back to bed

PVC CLAD HEIFER LUMPS
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