Who's your country's best friend ?

Who's your country's best friend ?

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no one lmao

azerbaijan maybe bosnia

because everyone is jealous that you have the island with the cool statues

Andorra

>Flips

Truly our greatest ally

Liberia

i always thought israel or canada

I guess Germany.
I was suprised when I learnt that our labor rules are quite the same as in germany, along as level of taxes, etc.

I don't know, Panama? Peru?

Id be your friend (peru)

no one

>israel
Fuck them

Thanks Peru, but what is that weed leaf doing in your flag? Did you start smoking weed?

what about u r gay

Portugal, I guess.

Germany for sure.

u r gay is our little son, not our best friend

Not the boches that's for sure

Dunno, nobody seems to like us.

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We like you senpai. We do have your flag on ours after all.

Argentina I guess, but it's a complicated relationship.

Muslim mayors aside, you're not bad.

we like you guys 2bqh (because football)

I wonder why...

Ok, let's be best friends!

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fronce

even if they banter us a bit too much at times

Probably Australia, New zealand, or non-Quebec Canada.

Love/hate: France, US

Traditionally: Portugal

I wonder why

Yea, for you Québécois mates, maybe, but anglo-canadians (meh, and anglos in general) despise us

i really dont know why but our people like south americans very much i think because we have the same soap opera taste
also back when jose mujica was president our commies thought your country is a leftist's utopia it also became a meme for example if a politically bad thing happened they would always say/write ''well its time to move to uruguay'' :DD
i really dont want them to ruin uruguay tho

honestly leftist turks from western turkey aren't that bad, certainly not on the same level as the filth which moves to Germany/Netherlands

Can't really say anything Spain, 2nd Largest European Empire, pretty much the same as us.

Norway, easily.
Sorry Germany, Sweden, and Greenland.

Japan :3

>France

more like the dad that left you

I'd say france because we don't have any friends ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ⊃

they tend to be pro-kurdish cucks
what about new zealand

Turkey, Palau
I had been thinking that Taiwan is our best friend, but it's not.
Recent Taiwan is a complete puppet of China.

>what about new zealand

It's not about the empires, it's about how anglos have been acting through history,

It's probably Canada 2bh

I'm not really fond of that metaphor. Quebec/Canada wasn't even a thing then, it was literally only 10k colonists who were regular French subjects. Meanwhile the Anglos had well over a million people in the 13 colonies. At that point it just didn't make sense to hang on anymore, and France did offer all 10k people the ability to go back (and most of them did; only 2500 of them stayed, presumably those who were too poor to go back or who had too little awaiting them back in France).

Québécois/Canadien people are a unique national and ethnic group is a concept that appeared after 1763, specifically because of the newfound concept of being a minority subject to British rule. Before that we were just French subjects.

>rape and genocide an entire continent
>then judge others for their moral failures
pot, meet kettle

Hey, sometimes your kids have to leave the house, m8

we love you too :3
after 2 years i STILL dont know whats wrong

>rape and genocide an entire continent
Thank you for helping me by posting something anglos contributed to, the Black Legend.

lmao ye nigga

Bolivia or Venezuela :^)
Thanks, PT

Well, at least the Spaniards tried to mix in with the natives.

the spanish were faggots they destroyed the inca empire >:( they HATED everyone in South America

W-what
We have so many exchange programs and sheit that Frenchies and German spend more time in their neighbor's countries and have a better relationship than ever before.

Gib Elsass tho lmoa

the Philippines oddly enough

We didn't hate them, if we did we would have wiped them out like americans did with their natives. Instead we converted them to catholicism and mixed with them.

Shit we're so evil.

>vietnam

and look how well that turned

why wouldn't they be?

they won the war, defended their country, and then American troops left. Once the USA was no longer a thread to them, they had to start worrying about China. And, like every country which has the misfortune of bordering China, they REALLY fucking hate China, to the point where Americans seem like angels in comparison, especially since Americans are now "over" their anti-communist phase.

They have to worry about China now, so they need your support.

I still find this strange in many ways
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south africa

>why wouldnt they be
they have literally the biggest reason out of ANYONE to hate us

>Who's your country's best friend ?
Everyone?

>Cuba
>Mexico's best friend
How high are you? We don't have any friends

Latvia

new zeland always gives us aid

Oh the cunts, giving you aids

Of course we do.
There's Cuba.
We had a rough patch, but things are getting better again.

Gotta stand together to hold back the chonk tide.

more like gives you aids

haha

Ireland or France, probably France

u wuz colonialz and sheit too though

We haven't been friends since Castro and friends took over, before that sure

The Revolution was planned in Mexico, we knew and did nothing, might have helped a little. We are the only country to maintain diplomatic relations with Castro's regime and we opposed the embargo.
We are friends.

>We are the only country to maintain diplomatic relations with Castro's regime and we opposed the embargo.
>We are friends.
>supporting a fucking communist state

Why is the only cunt giving us some love our former oppressors, surely more of you cunts love our bantz?

We also commerced with the Soviet Union and Red China during the Cold War.

You guys are good mates in a fight.

uruguay, the rest are shitholes

>We also commerced with the Soviet Union and Red China during the Cold War.
Who?

>our former oppressors
are you abo

no friend
Asian nations hate japan.

Yup, first American country to recognise the USSR as a country. Several visits from our presidents to Russia during the 70s.
Our president in the 30s welcomed Trotsky warmly and happily.

Cheers lad, might have to put my American citizenship to use soon
No, but we're pretty much all just offspring of criminals who were deported from Shitland so more or less the same, minus the whole genocide thing

>Several visits from our presidents to Russia during the 70s.
Is this why you lost the Falklands War?

You're welcome

Read the name Damarcus

I don't know, I would say Mexico

What is going on? You are supposed to hate us, we are unlikable, nationalistic, pricks who give a bad image to all Latin American countries, god dammit.

Brazil

Such cucks, giving all your money to other cunts and being happy about it

Actually it's Perú.

the county where i live is not my friend. """""""""""country"""""""""""" is just a collective mind of normies and for those losers parasitizing it.

No one really.

I don't even think we have allies.

$20 is like half of their GDP we don't have to give much

This guy knows what's up.

Ahhh, I was misunderstood then; good on you cunts I guess

I always knew France was a bit tsundere but I didn't expect numbers that high.

why does no one like russia, they aren't that bad