Trump wants to leave NATO and ban corn flakes

>Trump wants to leave NATO and ban corn flakes
WTF I HATE USA NOW

Yeah, what the fuck, why wouldn't he ban the NATO instead.

Corn flakes are for faggots, buy frosted flakes instead.

Good, France will be in charge

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>eating your entire daily intake of sugar at breakfast
Americans are honestly disgusting

Nooo Poland, don't blow up yet!

Corn flakes were invented by Seventh Day Adventists as a method to curb masturbation by encouraging Americans to only eat bland foods

Frosted Flakes represents the triumph of the sexual will over repressive Christian corporatism

>thinking that's all the sugar I'm gonna eat
Nigga I'm just getting started.

>frosted flakes
w-what

>Good, France will be in charge
RIP NATO

Don't you have some falklands to get ?

RIP NATO

They're GR-RRR-REAT!
Buy them

Ahh, the Falklands card. Yeah.

Oh wait you have forgot about wave rulers.

corn flakes with sugar? wew so american

Nop. Australia is a good one with its brand new submarines innit.

>no white flag bantz

I'm impressed famalllal

Lad, come on. At least it's not cinnamon toast crunch. That ceral causes kids to have diabetes.

>Ban corn flakes

People who are afraid of flavor officially on suicide watch.

I like French people, but seriously, NATO will die if you guys are in charge.

I dump sugar on my FROSTED flakes and there's nothing you can do about it but sit there and sulk until my inevitable heart attack.

Frogs won't be in charge.

NATO will safely stay in Anglo hands under the command of the UK.

>soon

>ban cornflakes
Is this a meme or a serious position?

Serious

wtf I hate Donald Trump now
Source?

More like he wants countries in NATO to stop free loading off of American military spending, which is a perfectly rational position to take.

Only thing American even gains from NATO at this point is an easy way to antagonize Russia. You eurocucks brought this on yourself.

t. rump

Lel you don't mind it.

French military >> UK's

My cunts military budget > your cunts military budget

wew

My nuke stock > your nuke stock

My number of embassies > your number of embassies

My number of soldiers, tanks, fighter jets, carriers, helicopters, destroyers > your number of soldiers, tanks, fighter jets, carriers, helicopters, destroyers

Just surrender already honhon, sometimes it's okay, trust me

>Poland
>any relevant thought

wew

Dare you say it again, plumber, dare you

Shhh Poland. I still like you

I hear he will also encourage Japanese tourism to poland

Frosted flakes ia still Kelloggs

1. We both have approximately the same number of nuclear warheads.

2. As an island nation, we have different requirements, meaning that vast numbers of tanks and soldiers are not a priorty.

We also do not have the same size of coastline. Meaning we do not require a larger number of light frigates like the La Fayette and Floreal.

If you actual count the escort numbers we have 19 to your 12 escorts.

We have 11 subs to your 10.

3. At 239 fighter jet, we have more then you.

Only point you really beat us on is the carrier, but that will be fixed soon enough.

wew

>ban corn flakes
why?

Fuck corn flakes

It's all about raw Kix

I bet you gyno boys don't eat cereal with milk