/brit/

Procrastinating getting stuff done Edition

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The Swede acts underage and autistic and I would like him to be jannied post-haste

shit op

Fuck off yank cunt

1st for japan

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tune

good edition

i'm not gay

London why?

fuck life

Sometimes find it awkward to leave a room because I'm not sure if it would seem weird if I just walked out without saying goodbye

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feeling a renewed sense of purpose lads

finally found yourself a bull?

>stuck at large family gathering all day

Hmm

>i'm not gay

yeah iktf hahahaha ffs

>tfw left handed in a buffet line

Who's up for some Hunger Games?

Post an image and name and I'll add them in.

i don't understand the issue

don't like spooky unionist murals

>lefties still haven't been exterminated

A lot of american buffets and really most things are designed around righties.

Union
Soverenity
Amor

Big dicks
England sucks you now
Salty, they are
Tremendous power

Cucking the world
Outrageous, you are
USA USA USA USA
Nuke japan again please
Top kekers
Richest bastards
YANK POWER

anzu

my Firefox gets slow whenever i read /brit/

Looks like some taig likes his Iron Maiden

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It's laid out for right handed people
I have to eait longer to be able to grab the grabber thing and then I also bump people with my elbow a lot

Karl Dilkington

i love you jesus chriiiissssssssssssstttttttttt

This French lad seems bipolar

t. psychiatry expert

LeMonopolyMan

I really liked him in Derek.
He needs more work.

>got some post today. the letter was addressed to Mr dilkington

what inspired you m8? give us a gab

My as well add Steve Kike Merchant and Ricky for the fun of it.

>unionist
>taig
fucks sake lad

we're at least three tonight
kinda bummed i lost my special bullying target status

go to church tomorrow anyway lads

Greatest ally

Mugi

Surely thy left hand must be experienced enough at using food handling devices

well him and ricky fell out (rickys fault) so doesn't seem they'd do anything together again, the old xfm shows have the best bants though mate.

mong

snow white foetus

Janny

>threw it straight in the bin

how'd they fall out? I stopped giving a shit post xfm minus the ricky gervais show which was just animated xfm

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>those comments

sry lad if it's any consolation I can tell you're a much better poster than me

Good, Ricky's a fucking cunt and his "banter" was the worst part of An Idiot Abroad.

Mind sharing a link?

He quit his job at head of department back in like 2005 or summat because he didn't like it

He doesn't really care about money

Just reflecting on the fact that courage and willpower can sometimes overcome difficult situations; sounds a bit treacly/obvious, and I don't mean it in a "you can do anything" sort of way, but many of us depressive lads sometimes lose sight of what we're capable of.

gondola

Don't worry, I gtfo

Cancerous general tbf, I let you being the special frog, they can pet you in peace.

Fucking prick.

>a frog surrendering yet again
wow

12 contestants needed lads

It was to do with pay i think there's a reddit on it somewhere, I'll see if i can find it.

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Did Gondola get home okay?

i'm obviously bantering
you little shit

"my gf"

Umaru

marmaduke

F U G

Bookmarking this thread ere I fall asleep cause I know it's gonna be a good one

the bash street kids

If you want to see Ricky when he was good, go watch the old xfm shows (early 2000s) there's an entire playlist on youtube.

The break of relationship started between Ricky and Steve then Karl. reddit.com/r/rickygervais/comments/3601gy/what_happened_between_ricky_steve_and_karl/

there isn't a concept of home in Gondola's world

Good bunch of lads

We should have surrendered during American independance war when I see this

Blih blih blih BLUH

>il cache honteusement son anglophilie crasse

Stealing your women lmao

need a monster shit

Perma-virgin lads, be thankful you never had to deal with women.
Nothing but a serious of headaches and bat-shit logic.

bought yourself a second phone did you lad

>litterally posted last thread that i identified as a brit

i don't tbf
i just prefer their sense of humor
/fr/ is utter fucking merde

Nope

She actually did send nudes after this

Good lad

i have a mother and a sister
and no drive at all to get a gf
but those things are of course unrelated haha

bit sad tbqh

why is ricky bringing back David Brent without steve though. I mean even in xfm improv steve was always the best and sharpest at it. ricky has just gone full meme

dead flowers is unironically the best rolling stones song

*does a post*

whatcha gonna doooo about THAT

Lol

True

think you meant like a rainbow lad

good post

>All those top rankings of In Rainbows
Glad to see Sup Forums isn't completely lost, lads.

must give you a "top kek" on that one, friendo

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I want to fuck Janny fanny

did you even fuck her
or is this another long distance technologically interfaced wankfest?
sexting it's called
i call it not having sex

The /brit/ Hunger Games begins

I always loved Steve with his quirky comments on Karl, he'd always bring the best out of him. Ricky was better back then too but was still loud and cut people off. After season 2 of idiot abroad it all went to shit tbqh.

>shitposter

Top lad

Wish I could watch and read more /x/ stuff but I get spooked really easily like a sissy.

I met her on steam from an r9k thread
Haven't shagged her, yet. She has two kids but says if I'm ever in UK or if she's in America we'd fuck

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