Procrastinating getting stuff done Edition
/brit/
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The Swede acts underage and autistic and I would like him to be jannied post-haste
shit op
Fuck off yank cunt
1st for japan
good edition
i'm not gay
London why?
fuck life
Sometimes find it awkward to leave a room because I'm not sure if it would seem weird if I just walked out without saying goodbye
feeling a renewed sense of purpose lads
finally found yourself a bull?
>stuck at large family gathering all day
Hmm
>i'm not gay
yeah iktf hahahaha ffs
>tfw left handed in a buffet line
Who's up for some Hunger Games?
Post an image and name and I'll add them in.
i don't understand the issue
don't like spooky unionist murals
>lefties still haven't been exterminated
A lot of american buffets and really most things are designed around righties.
Union
Soverenity
Amor
Big dicks
England sucks you now
Salty, they are
Tremendous power
Cucking the world
Outrageous, you are
USA USA USA USA
Nuke japan again please
Top kekers
Richest bastards
YANK POWER
anzu
my Firefox gets slow whenever i read /brit/
Looks like some taig likes his Iron Maiden
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It's laid out for right handed people
I have to eait longer to be able to grab the grabber thing and then I also bump people with my elbow a lot
Karl Dilkington
i love you jesus chriiiissssssssssssstttttttttt
This French lad seems bipolar
t. psychiatry expert
LeMonopolyMan
I really liked him in Derek.
He needs more work.
>got some post today. the letter was addressed to Mr dilkington
what inspired you m8? give us a gab
My as well add Steve Kike Merchant and Ricky for the fun of it.
>unionist
>taig
fucks sake lad
we're at least three tonight
kinda bummed i lost my special bullying target status
go to church tomorrow anyway lads
Greatest ally
Mugi
Surely thy left hand must be experienced enough at using food handling devices
well him and ricky fell out (rickys fault) so doesn't seem they'd do anything together again, the old xfm shows have the best bants though mate.
mong
snow white foetus
Janny
>threw it straight in the bin
how'd they fall out? I stopped giving a shit post xfm minus the ricky gervais show which was just animated xfm
youtube.com
>those comments
sry lad if it's any consolation I can tell you're a much better poster than me
Good, Ricky's a fucking cunt and his "banter" was the worst part of An Idiot Abroad.
Mind sharing a link?
He quit his job at head of department back in like 2005 or summat because he didn't like it
He doesn't really care about money
Just reflecting on the fact that courage and willpower can sometimes overcome difficult situations; sounds a bit treacly/obvious, and I don't mean it in a "you can do anything" sort of way, but many of us depressive lads sometimes lose sight of what we're capable of.
gondola
Don't worry, I gtfo
Cancerous general tbf, I let you being the special frog, they can pet you in peace.
Fucking prick.
>a frog surrendering yet again
wow
12 contestants needed lads
It was to do with pay i think there's a reddit on it somewhere, I'll see if i can find it.
Did Gondola get home okay?
i'm obviously bantering
you little shit
"my gf"
Umaru
marmaduke
F U G
Bookmarking this thread ere I fall asleep cause I know it's gonna be a good one
the bash street kids
If you want to see Ricky when he was good, go watch the old xfm shows (early 2000s) there's an entire playlist on youtube.
The break of relationship started between Ricky and Steve then Karl. reddit.com
there isn't a concept of home in Gondola's world
Good bunch of lads
We should have surrendered during American independance war when I see this
Blih blih blih BLUH
>il cache honteusement son anglophilie crasse
Stealing your women lmao
need a monster shit
Perma-virgin lads, be thankful you never had to deal with women.
Nothing but a serious of headaches and bat-shit logic.
bought yourself a second phone did you lad
>litterally posted last thread that i identified as a brit
i don't tbf
i just prefer their sense of humor
/fr/ is utter fucking merde
Nope
She actually did send nudes after this
Good lad
i have a mother and a sister
and no drive at all to get a gf
but those things are of course unrelated haha
bit sad tbqh
why is ricky bringing back David Brent without steve though. I mean even in xfm improv steve was always the best and sharpest at it. ricky has just gone full meme
dead flowers is unironically the best rolling stones song
*does a post*
whatcha gonna doooo about THAT
Lol
True
think you meant like a rainbow lad
good post
>All those top rankings of In Rainbows
Glad to see Sup Forums isn't completely lost, lads.
must give you a "top kek" on that one, friendo
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I want to fuck Janny fanny
did you even fuck her
or is this another long distance technologically interfaced wankfest?
sexting it's called
i call it not having sex
The /brit/ Hunger Games begins
I always loved Steve with his quirky comments on Karl, he'd always bring the best out of him. Ricky was better back then too but was still loud and cut people off. After season 2 of idiot abroad it all went to shit tbqh.
>shitposter
Top lad
Wish I could watch and read more /x/ stuff but I get spooked really easily like a sissy.
I met her on steam from an r9k thread
Haven't shagged her, yet. She has two kids but says if I'm ever in UK or if she's in America we'd fuck
Have you ever been taking a shower while alone in the house and felt like something was moving around behind the curtain? Or watching you? Did you look up? Did you catch the very vaguest hint of eyebrows or a tuft of matted, greasy hair above the curtain rod? That’s not a good idea. It doesn’t really like it if you see it. It likes it the most when you’ve got shampoo on your hair, and your eyes are shut tight so your eyes don’t sting. Or even better, when there’s soap and bubbles all over your soft, pink face. It likes that the best, because your eyes are clenched so tight, and even if you did want to open them, like, if you heard a soft scratching against the plastic shower curtain, or a rasping of claws on bathroom tile, or the gentle splatter of drool or cum or… god knows what… well, you wouldn’t open your eyes because it’d burn. Right? Right. Don’t open your eyes. Because if you ever see its face, catch its eyes… Well. It’ll notice...