Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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How to Learn Japanese
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100 most common Japanese words
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すべてはかがやきのために

I would rub my dick on that train

しんかんせん
下から読んでも
しんかんせん

おはよう
今日はウエンツじゃないの?

The doors are a great place to do that

remote circlejark.

Don't forget to wish your mothers a happy Mother's Day!

下から読むとは?

ウエンツには自由席はございません。

I didn't! Thanks

hi Sarah :p
I want to give you a rose :p

Sara those people are covered in nipples!

>満員電車
>i'm pressed against the door
>suddenly boner
>dick hard against the door's window
>rub it a little
>cum

What is this sexy train?

...

北陸新幹線かがやき号だよ

Th-thanks...

Do what now?

bring your elbows together

...

(;^ω^)…

Th-then what...?

アメリカの母の日って何をするのが一般的?
日本では赤いカーネーションを贈るのが習慣になってる

...

farted loudly, lad

>下から読むとは?
日本語を縦に書いて読んでいた頃の名残
回文を言う時によく使う

then take a picture and post results

kek

HOMO JANAI

花とかほかのプレゼントやカードを贈るのが一般的だと思います

You've just got your mind in the gutter!!
...can't unsee...

Take a picture of what, exactly? You can't get many angles like that...

>回文





どこが回文?

Shinkansen 500 series Kodama 763

と突っ込ませるくだらないネタ

I never asked to be born

you're mother is white

no i hate her

why

Σ(゜д゜)lesbian !!

LESBIAN DEMO NAI

i think she might have gone insane, there's too much stuff to write about so i wont bore you with the details

My mom is dead unfortunately.

そーなんだ
花は何でもいいのかね
日本はなぜカーネーションなんだろー

You're all depressing kisamas

Σ(゜д゜) shemale !?

ja.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEV_LARGE Hey can someone find in the article where it talks about this guy's death and how he died? I can't find any information on him in English, and people say he's dead. My Japanese is shit tier too.

VAGINA GA NAI

>日本はなぜカーネーションなんだろー

リーンカーネーションのせいだな。
たぶん。

1969年11月24日[要出典]-2015年5月4日[1]

3 weeks left desu

hint : ass

>It's 12pm in Japan, while it's 5am in germany
>will never chat with a qtie japanese grill ;_;

hello fellow /jp/ what did you do during mothers day? did you give your mother your warm love a a beautiful present? I gave my mother some tickets on the nearby spa.

[spoiler]To be honest this was my first time giving it to her since i always on my room living the neet life good thing some of my friends gave me their spare spa tickets. Now im sad [/spoiler]

the reason isn't written even in Japanese article

I'm sorry
cancer sucks

Geh ins Bett!

youtube.com/watch?v=ChygZLpJDNE

SOME M U S I C

ayy

うまい

tu nicht sagen mir was zu tun

ayaya LMAO

I can't find any clue of how he died.
Some people infer from the fact he had been in bad shape that it was a disease though.

rate

おれもあややって読んじゃうw

7/10

ayaya
Read from the reverse, it's ayaya.

what is warm love…

ayaya?

めっちゃホリデイな気分になっちゃうな

...

I would like to know if a girl had ever liked me
God pls tell me
send me a signal

there is no god
and no girl that ever liked you

Is it a "H" that is "I"?

you always post only about women and your skin's color

...

...

yes. I think. maybe.

I would like to hear a female voice often
a female voice talking to me

just tell yourself it doesn't matter

works for me for a while then i cry myself to sleep hours later

Honestly, I didn't buy any expensive present for my mom, just carnations.
I fixed lunch for her today.

get an iphone with siri

esto es porque nostra economia no es como del colombia paysano... habla a las chicas cabron

probably not going to prom was a mistake

probably was a mistake ignoring all those invitations to parties in shanghai because my thoughts of all women like white men

I remember when that nice girl at the law school invited me to take a sit near her, I refused because no way she could be interested in me

probably treating that japanese girl like shit because she was japanese was a mistake

wow

you realize you've made mistakes, now dont repeat them.

go forth brother.

Being born was probably a mistake too

やや、亜弥や

I guess you are belong top tier in Peruvians society.
Why don't you pursuit the young Peruvians qt?

もぅマヂ無理。 彼氏とゎかれた。 ちょぉ大好きだったのに

ゥチのことゎもぅどぉでもぃぃんだって。

どぉせゥチゎ遊ばれてたってコト。 今手首切った。

ゥチ達は節理も無く禍殃を語る人に心を許さぬ。

齊しく、其れを辯疏する亊にも。

sugee

Thanks

穴に入ると風圧が
もちろん新幹線の話
新幹線は下から読んだら
せんかんしん
4/10
8/10
安らかにお眠り

日本語でおk

はよう

Is it mothers day in Europe?

>tfw you are baited by the pussy pic before you post here

sugee【sʊdʒíː】(名)カナダ(形)カナダの、カナダ的な
もちろん嘘だけどね。

I found a sentence that is famous probably.

Was it a rat I saw?

Hello,

Beautiful morning to end the jap race, is it not?

?

Depends on the country, but many celebrate it today.

you posted that thread of which the op pic was lewd , didn't you?

おっぱいロリのことどう思う?

I didn't know Mothers day is common in the world.