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America's sacrificial hero-edition

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first for turnips

america is fat and gay lol

yuri

hamsters out

Depends on what you define as rich. My parents do have well over 2 million in savings and the house I live in by myself costs about half a mil. They made a lot of money but didn't spend a lot of it, grew up in a normal home in a normal place.

However I will not see any of that money and I have to get on my feet on my own which is why I'm poor

ummm

Pinkos

>hamsters out
This
Baby out too

good evening gentlemen, how are you all doing?

>Baby out too
no

I just realized we're probably thinking of different hamsters.
You see these little shits? They're fucking ruining a show I had some hype for.

No, but I grew up in a rich city

...

Fine, how are you?

Rate me /fit/

>Bum Tickley

Never been better

>Trump doesn't like based tan lines
Unlikely

he seems to be currently obese

>you will never be an ameritard
>you will never be a beaner
>you will never be a canuck

hit the fucking jackpot

this is some creepy ass shit

rude

this cant be real

Wearin my CSA hat

Bit wish I was russian tbqh

I'm still pretty proud of my OP lads. They kept getting dubs.

Instead you will always be a churka watching shit tier cartoons

so apparently he removed loss from his box set, and blocks anyone who bought into his kickstarter enough to get a signed print and asks for it to be that comic.

At 2am?

Checked

>Bit wish I was russian tbqh

kek, what a cunt

>posts an american cartoon character

Russians are permanently butthurt. Kek. Always on damage control for their embarassing failed state.

Don't ever come to this fucking thread again, you little slav nigger

I'm going to fucking nuke you to dust, kiddo

>mfw watched lain almost 10 years ago
>mfw now all that deepness is less and less shiny with every autistic post with lain in it

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getting pretty hyp tbqhwy lads

I'm scared to wear it in public okay, there's a lot of blacks around

>lp9 drops tomorrow

does it?
shit that's fucking awesome

i saw Thom walking when he was filming that

might buy my neighbour's truck tbqh. looks pretty sleek

Grow a pair, pussy

radiohead.com/deadairspace

NICE FORESIGHT CANADIANS
HAHAHAHA

edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/alberta-cuts-nearly-15-million-from-wildfire-management-budget

Why are you guys so boring

Easily the worst threads on Sup Forums, I tell you

>less than 12 hours

yet you can't stay away

anybody seen captain america, how was it?

Well those hamsters can fuck off too

youtube.com/watch?v=tgNQ4FR6Me8

Boring, I don't know why people like super hero movies they put me to sleep

I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST IN THIS GENERAL EVER AGAIN

I can do whatever the FUCK I want

Underwhelming.

I preferred BvS, but I did enjoy Tony stank getting shit on for being a bitch

>finally get gf
>she's super religious and wants to wait until marriage for sex
literally why is this a thing still it's not the 50s

saw it, liked it a lot, felt a bit sad and tragic, they give lots of screentime to those new character they breifly show in the trailer so that was nice. felt almost like an avengers movie.

I might go see it just for Robert Downey Junior
I love his portrayal of Iron Man

Nice trips, Ivan.

what the fuck, BC

this is downright spooky

YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT KIDDO!

I'M COMING OVER TO FUCKING RUSSIA AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

>Tfw your name is Ivan
Too bad that wasn't a (You)

I remember watching it late at night the first time, was very spook'd

>kissanime

don't be a pansy now user, come on

i fucking know

In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection

Either 2 things.

1) she's turning you into her bitch, if her parents aren't very devoted as well you can tell she's just acting and she's sucking someone off behind your back, just look for obvious signs like does she shave her eyebrows, does she have slut nails, over 60 something Facebook messages and WA notifications every hour, does she have friends she tells you "not to worry about", etc.

2) she's actually a good girl and you should tap that after marriage

Robert Manlet Junior and the first 30 minutes of iron man is the only good thing to come out of the capeshit genre

CR doesnt have it, as far as I know

>streaming

My mother claims she didn't lose her virginity until she married my dad at 27, she was almost a wizard

Keep watching it all good stuff

Torrent it, you dork.

>NOT streaming

I bet you download porn videos

Took down some notes, could use some helpful tips

do people actually do that?

I remember when I was in highschool about 10 years ago I read an article that said that over half of couples that signed a celibacy pledge to wait until marriage broke it within a year.

So sign a celibacy pledge.

fuck off

Going to my hometown church tomorrow because mom wants me to go, but god am I not looking forward to it, all those people I grew up with that I haven't seen in years. And the only girl I ever cared about. It's just going to be depressing

just tell her you've decided to convert to islam

But people don't wait anymore, it's not a thing anymore. I honestly think it's sweet, and no that ain't because I'm a virgin it's just nice.

I can't relate to the waaaah girl stuff but Christ, I would hate to go back to my old church.

>mfw shitty baptist church that churned out like 5 drug addict kids and has 2 kids in jail
Honestly for us bein religious down here we had some hoodlums. I'm glad I'll never go back

Hola mexicanos, me gustaria visitar Mexico cualque dia, or whatever. Where should an Amerigordo go? I live next to Tijuana but I don't feel like doing the zebradonkeys or whores anymore. What's up?

Whenever I see Thom, I always feel a weird mixture of pity and happiness. On one hand, he's ugly as hell. On the other, he's ugly as hell and successful.

CHI

There ain't a whole lot of Mexicans around desu

Kek, me, a Chicano, ese? Do you really take me for a... cheekago?

The best pizza I've ever tasted was made by a Mexican.

I never ever want to set foot in the church I grew up in again. That youth group was just something else. Besides I'm literally satan now because I like dinosaurs and believe in evolution.

are you a chicano?

They make poopy pizza near my house. Thankfully there are still some Italians around in California making pizza.

Any pizza outside NY is shit
>inb4 people Illinois start claiming their pie is pizza

The best pizza I've ever had is when I was in Poland, ordered a large cheese pizza, went to a kebab shop with said pizza, asked the person there to load that bitch up with lamb kebab and sauce, then rolled the entire thing up and ate it with two friends.

Nothing could ever compare to that.

I live in Florida amigo. No CHI here just CUBANOS

Hahaha, actually the best place is a Chicago-style pizza joint in San Diego. I won't argue with you on NY pizza. The best I had was in NYC and I have no idea what their race was. Didn't care.

Pizza is pizza if I'm being quite honest.

What happened?

a local pizza shop here made the best pizza I think Ive ever eaten

but they later went out of business

Somewhat agree, however you can destroy the crust by charring it and ruining everything. I usually eat the crust first you see. Also, pizza is probably the only cheese based food I enjoy since I don't like cheese.
local places are always the best. I miss one in an old town I used to live in. Was so tasty